Parents Willing to Pay Heaps of Money to Clone Angelina Jolie

Want a baby to look exactly like Angelina Jolie? The star isn't going to be giving you any of hers anytime soon, but TMZ reports that desperate parents (desperate for their kids to look like Jolie, so rich desperate parents) are willing to pay thousands upon thousands per egg in order to get a little Lara Croft in… » 11/27/14 11:38am Thursday 11:38am

​Like Iggy Azalea, We're All Bored of Eminem's Thirsty Shock Antics

Eminem has a long history of performing for shock value. He also has a lyrical history of using female bodies for his sadistic pleasure and entertainment. We've become so accustomed to it that it's generally dismissed and given the "Whatever" reaction. Lately, he's been at it again, and frankly it's boring. » 11/20/14 6:20pm 11/20/14 6:20pm

Iggy Azalea Falls Victim to the SNL Curse

It's not just Halloween: television sound stages are notoriously difficult for musicians to navigate, as they are cavernous and tinny with acoustics suited for conversations and applause, and Saturday Night Live's soundstage is, notoriously, the worst of any of them. It has been the site of both demise (Ashlee… » 10/27/14 11:30am 10/27/14 11:30am

Jennifer Lopez's 45-Year-Old Butt Stars in Her New 'Booty' Video

Do you have a big booty? If so, you should put it in a small swimsuit, then drench it in water and possibly oil while you shake it around and take much pride in what God (or other avenues) gave you. At least, that's what I've learned from Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea's new video for "Booty" their much-publicized… » 9/19/14 10:20am 9/19/14 10:20am

The Cheesecake Factory's Parody of 'Fancy' Is a Beautiful Nightmare

Hey Friend! I just made a really cool playlist that I wanted to share with you. It's the Cheesecake Factory's parody of Iggy Azalea's "Fancy" — called "We're So Cheesecake" — repeated again and again, until you either die (of happiness) or your ears start bleeding (also from happiness). » 9/17/14 12:15pm 9/17/14 12:15pm

The Iggy Azalea Sex Tape Mess Gets More Disgusting By the Day

The debacle surrounding the alleged Iggy Azalea sex tape is going from bad to worse. Last week the rapper tweeted she didn’t have a tape, then her legal team stated that if the tape did exist, she didn’t know it was filmed and was underaged at the time it was shot. Then her ex-boyfriend Jefe Wine — yes, that’s a name… » 9/15/14 10:50am 9/15/14 10:50am

Here's a Tumblr of Food So Fancy, It Looks Like Iggy Azalea

There are two ways you can tell that you've really hit the big time. First, a google search for your name should autocomplete to [your name]+[plus feet]. Second, you should have a single-serving blog poking gentle fun at you blow up and then disappear in a blaze of glory. Of the two, the feet thing's more… » 8/21/14 8:30pm 8/21/14 8:30pm