I still liked the Shatner, but a lawyer supposedly saying these were the Tweets of a fake Johnston (snickers like a 12-year-old) confuses me. You would think they could have gotten that cleared up by now if they knew it was out there...eh, still a douche.
Oh, Levi. You just lost the game. I think we need a law like Godwin's law that ends any discussion wherein a person says "My (relationship) is (minority)." Suggestions for names? Or is there already such a thing?
Glenn must still be in an appendectomy haze, because that makes no sense. #levijohnstontwitter
Does anyone know what the hell Kate Major is saying? Didn't she used to work for a magazine or something? You'd think she would be able to speak like an adult. #levijohnstontwitter
@yvanehtnioj: She used to work at some celebrity tabloid magazine and ubruptly quit her job one day because she was supposedly dating Jon Gosselin and dating him/working there would be a conflict of interest. However, right after she announced why she was quitting he said she was a liar, so there's been some back and forth about whether they were actually together and he cheated on Hailey. I can't pass college algebra, yet I know all that by heart. I hate myself.
@Taren: Thanks! With the "8" in the name, I always thought it was actually Kate Gosselin. But then this Tweet Beat made me question that assumption, and then I realized I had made that up to begin with. You learn something new every day!
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@HannahBethD: I should've googled, but the name seemed made-up to me, like it was just a Twitter handle for a person with a real-person name. Oops. #levijohnstontwitter
I always love how totally unsexy Heidi Klum's Halloween costumes are. She's like the opposite of everybody - she's sexy all the rest of the year, so this is her chance to be totally unsexy.
Jezzies living in countries other than the US, Canada, and Great Britain - is Halloween not a big deal where you live? I was reading a crafting website and there were so many comments to the effect of "I wish I lived in the US so I could do something like this!"
And Gene Simmons, lame. You can't be what you are. That's like doctors who "dress up" as doctors.
@vulcanized: I taught English in a rural village in Japan for two years and during Halloween time, I would dress up to school and teach Halloween lessons, which I think everyone got a kick out of it. One year, in one of my elementary schools, all the students and teachers dressed up and the students trick or treated from classroom to classroom, which was ADORABLE. I also taught some of my students how to make Jack O'Lanterns (Japanese pumpkins, by the way, really difficult to carve). However, if the person in my position wasn't really into Halloween, they wouldn't have celebrated it at all, other than a lesson in the English text book about Jack O'Lanterns. I think in cities where there are big expat communities, such as Tokyo, there might be more serious Halloween celebrations.
And you kinda make me feel bad because I'm an amateur belly dancer and I dressed up as a belly dancer yesterday. I guess when I go professional, I won't dress up as a belly dancer on Halloween anymore, but it was really fun to pretend I was the real thing for one night. #gallery
@Sputnik_Sweetheart: No, you go on with your bad Halloween belly dancing self. I just feel like that outfit is basically Gene Simmons's uniform (I mean, how long was KISS around before we even knew what he actually looked like?), so it isn't really "dressing up". That outfit is basically his identity - he's dressed up as himself. It would be like John Roberts putting on his robe and telling people he's dressed up as a Supreme Court justice. I think the fun of Halloween is being something you're actually not. #gallery
@vulcanized: well, to be fair to Gene Simmons, that pic was taken when he was performing at VooDoo Fest in New Orleans. He's probably contractually obligated to show up in the makeup... #gallery
Half an hour ago I was watching "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" which is quite depressing. Seeing good ol' Brad dressed as eveybody's (ie my kids') favorite DJ Lance Bass while I'm still kind of in my Benjamin Button induced funk is some kind of mind freak. AND THE BEST THING EVER.
Also WHAT IS HE DRINKING? I need to know! It looks like either milk or some kind of Bailey's mixed drink... #gallery
@haguenite: Holy shit that is cute. Why is Wesley wearing a suit, though? (I know their real names, they'll always be Wesley and Willow to me.) #gallery
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Glenn must still be in an appendectomy haze, because that makes no sense. #levijohnstontwitter
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I need to go bleach my brain now. #levijohnstontwitter
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p.s. x is equal to negative b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus 4ac all over 2a. Good luck! #levijohnstontwitter
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I didn't recognise you without the camel toe, please bring it back, I sorely miss it.
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@TransFat: Sigh... well, I guess we'll always have this #levijohnstontwitter
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@Ailatan: This may sound weird but one of my hobbies is sharing CoCo pics. Now feast your eyes on this cameltoe! #levijohnstontwitter
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Also, with that phone I really hope her ringtone is the "DUN DUN" noise they play at the beginning of L&O:SVU. #levijohnstontwitter
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Jezzies living in countries other than the US, Canada, and Great Britain - is Halloween not a big deal where you live? I was reading a crafting website and there were so many comments to the effect of "I wish I lived in the US so I could do something like this!"
And Gene Simmons, lame. You can't be what you are. That's like doctors who "dress up" as doctors.
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And you kinda make me feel bad because I'm an amateur belly dancer and I dressed up as a belly dancer yesterday. I guess when I go professional, I won't dress up as a belly dancer on Halloween anymore, but it was really fun to pretend I was the real thing for one night. #gallery
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Also WHAT IS HE DRINKING? I need to know! It looks like either milk or some kind of Bailey's mixed drink... #gallery
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And Brad Pitt-- I love you. Seriously. It is a love that will never die. #gallery
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Brooke's trying for flapper. I did it so much better though - and I spent about $9 on the whole outfit.
Meanwhile, there was also this... #gallery
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"I'm not sure who LaToya Jackson is supposed to be."
I'm thinking the Heat Miser. #gallery