Kiernan Shipka Joins Lifetime's Flowers In The Attic Incest-Fest

Precocious and sexually curious 14-year-olds of the '90s will be thrilled to hear that Kiernan Shipka will be starring as prima ballerina and brotherfucker (SPOILER) Cathy Dollanganger in the Lifetime remake of V.C. Andrews' Flowers in The Attic. Perfect! Sorry, Kristy Swanson. First Buffy, now this. » 8/15/13 9:00am 8/15/13 9:00am

Lindsay Lohan's Not On Drugs But Having Trouble Making It to Court

I mean, how hard is it to catch a flight? This is a rhetorical question for Lindsay Lohan, who missed her plane last night from New York to attend her trial in L.A. this morning. (We're now on her twenty-something trial. When you move into the double digits, you should get a free Shakeweight or some turtle wax or an… » 3/18/13 9:00am 3/18/13 9:00am

Justin Bieber Smoked a Blunt At a Hotel Party The Day After Paparazzo…

Photographs of Justin Bieber getting totally bazed in a Newport Beach hotel room with some friends have emerged from January 2nd, the day after a photographer named Chris Guerra was killed while tailing Bieber's Ferrari. (Allegedly Guerra was doggedly positive that Bieber had pot in his possession at the time, which… » 1/05/13 11:30am 1/05/13 11:30am

Nancy Pelosi and Ice-T to Be Amazing on 30 Rock's Series Finale (Sob)

Usually when sitcoms bust out the celebrity cameos, it's time to say goodbye. Such is the case with our beloved 30 Rock, and they're going out with a one-two celebrity punch that has me very excited. Congressional HBiC (and person who gave me tickets to the 2009 inauguration*) Nancy Pelosi and Fin Tutuola Ice-T will… » 1/04/13 10:50am 1/04/13 10:50am

Love Isn’t Dead After All: Ice and Coco’s Marriage May Be Just Fine

This might not be the most romantic or passionate endorsement of their enduring union, but Coco Austin and Ice-T were photographed working out. Together. Okay, Ice was watching Coco work out, but he looked very serious, like, sunglasses inside serious, as if he was trying really hard to stop caring that Coco and… » 12/22/12 11:30am 12/22/12 11:30am

Justin Bieber Has Made an Enemy of the California Hamster Organization

The California Hamster Organization (Suggested alternate name: Hamsters, Motherfucker™) have accused Justin Bieber of animal cruelty after he gave his little buddy Pac away to a particularly enthused fan. Their objections are that hamsters "often succumb quickly to illness and death," especially when faced with… » 12/20/12 9:00am 12/20/12 9:00am

Anne Hathaway Finds the Brouhaha About Her Crotch Shot 'Sad'

A pervy upskirt shot of underwearless Anne Hathaway getting out of a limo at a New York premiere of Les Miserables has been making the rounds on that beautiful formless mass of the collective human id that we call the Interwebz. This morning on the TODAY show, she responded eloquently to host/human toejam Matt Lauer » 12/12/12 9:00am 12/12/12 9:00am

The Holy Union of Ice and Coco Is Being Torn Asunder

NOOOO! The Greatest Love of All, that of Ice-T and his wife Coco Austin, is going through a rough patch after some photos emerged of Coco dancing with and face-kissing another man, a rapper named AP.9. First, Mrs. -T took to Twitter to downplay it. "Woke up to people in a panic about some pics (sic),please guys I'm… » 12/10/12 9:00am 12/10/12 9:00am

Sheryl Crow Thinks She Got a Brain Tumor From Her Cell Phone, and Other…

I always knew that Stephen King books were based in reality: Sheryl Crow struck fear into the hearts of all by suggesting that her benign brain tumor was caused by cell phone use, although "there are no doctors that will confirm that," she told Katie Couric. "I do have the theory that it's possible that it's related… » 9/11/12 9:00am 9/11/12 9:00am

Tara Reid Hospitalized In France, The Dude is En Route With Ransom…

It's just been announced that a few days ago Bunny Lebowski was brought to the hospital in Nice, France with a case of acute pancreatitis—and, according to her Twitter, a Jet Ski-related back injury. She will have to remain in the hospital until she's fully recovered, but her condition isn't life-threatening. Up until… » 7/21/12 11:30am 7/21/12 11:30am