Back during the no-carb diet craze of the early 2000s, I joked that I wanted to try a diet consisting of nothing but carbs and lipids. I would call it the Fatkins Diet. Guess what? I just did exactly that. I ate ice cream, and only ice cream, for four days straight. Yes, it's the world's first Ice Cream Cleanse, and… » 3/05/14 9:55pm 3/05/14 9:55pm

Your initial reaction to this video is probably going to be a lot like mine—why is Daisy getting all the ice cream cone love? Come on mean lady, let poor Cooper have some ice cream love! » 3/04/14 11:00pm 3/04/14 11:00pm

This ad is one of the most viral web videos of the year. It's not short — at three and a half minutes, it dwarfs the attention span most advertisers assume their target audience has. It's not sexy — the raciest thing about the ad is some teen hand holding. It's not star-studded — the main characters in the ad are… » 11/20/13 6:20pm 11/20/13 6:20pm

Today is National Ice Creamy Day, obviously, and while you might be tempted to press your personal duck genie into service by wishing for an ice cream thunderstorm, you ought to resist the urge. Your duck genie just wants to be friends, and he'll feel like you're just using him if you only call him to ask for favors. » 7/21/13 6:30pm 7/21/13 6:30pm

It's too goddamned hot to do anything but cry in front of an air conditioner — hoping the cool breeze will freeze the tears to your face, creating saline icicles that will further cool you. However, if you are like me and do not have an air conditioner — not even a shitty wall unit! Please cry for me! — your only… » 7/10/13 2:20pm 7/10/13 2:20pm

An Instagram shot posted by the daughter of Don West — George Zimmerman's lawyer — allegedly taken during the first day of the Trayvon Martin trial, shows him taking an ice cream selfie with his kids along with the the caption "we beat stupidity celebration cones. #dadkilledit." It did not go over well, probably because… » 6/29/13 2:30pm 6/29/13 2:30pm

While Dairy Queen might not give a shit about your arteries, it's nice to know that they're making sure their employees don't turn into total heifers. » 6/28/13 10:25am 6/28/13 10:25am

Three young ladies banded together to create the most delicious college payoff plan yet. » 6/04/13 1:55pm 6/04/13 1:55pm

This ad for Häagen-Dazs ice cream is all sorts of bizarre. First of all, why is Bradley Cooper holding an open ice cream container at a party — is that not a cry for help? » 5/31/13 10:00am 5/31/13 10:00am

Ahead of what has proved for many Americans to be a happily gluttonous Memorial Day weekend, The New York Times ran a Q&A with ice cream trucker Peter Van Leeuwen, of the artisanal ice cream Van Leeuwens. Obviously, there was lots of delicious banter about ice cream and the scooping thereof, banter most definitely aimed … » 5/27/13 2:30pm 5/27/13 2:30pm

Gosh, women and their messy emotions and crazy behavior while PMSing. What a womanly thing. But guess what?! Guys PMS, too. Joke's on you, dudes, because you can also feel crazy emotions and it sucks and can we please just hug and eat ice cream together? » 5/09/13 4:00pm 5/09/13 4:00pm

Is anyone else worried about this baby? Because I'm hella worried. » 5/09/13 10:25am 5/09/13 10:25am

An intrepid tipster, as intrepid tipsters are liable to do, has sent us a pretty cool link to a cartoon created by animator Scott Benson. It’s called “But I’m a Nice Guy,” and sums up the fallacy lurking behind MRA screeds about rampant misandry and feminist conspiracies with a simple ice cream analogy that even the… » 4/28/13 10:35pm 4/28/13 10:35pm

If you've always wondered what Liz Lemon tastes like, and you would like to experience her flavor in frozen yogurt form, Ben and Jerry's has got you covered. To commemorate/mourn the final episode of 30 Rock, they're releasing "Liz Lemon Greek Frozen Yogurt with a Blueberry Lavender Swirl," which is adorable. And also… » 2/01/13 4:40pm 2/01/13 4:40pm

If you can't get fat and drunk fast enough, I've got just the thing to aid your journey! Wine ice cream is five-percent alcohol and one-hundred-percent delicious. » 12/04/12 10:20am 12/04/12 10:20am

This, friends, is an ice-cream-cake moon, with real craters, created by British design agency Doshi Levien, in association with Häagen-Dazs. Did you hear me? HÄAGEN-DAZS ICE CREAM CAKE MOON. Fly me to the moon and let me nom among the stars! » 10/04/12 6:40pm 10/04/12 6:40pm

Yum. One small step for nom, one giant leap for nomkind.

Dear caffeine, I just wanted to let you know that I'm glad we're friends. Fifteen minutes of sleep per night is plenty! Love Dana, possibly your biggest fan. » 8/31/12 6:00pm 8/31/12 6:00pm