Here's Some Self-Care Advice From DC's Best-Looking Nerds
The Hill’s annual ‘50 Most Beautiful’ list is up—an important reminder to us all that even in D.C., people are attractive.
The Owner of Gristedes Wants You and I to Know the Ice Cream Bandits Have Been Captured
Billionaire John Catsimatidis tweeted at me this morning to let me know that his offer of a $5,000 reward for info on the crime ring jacking ice cream from his Gristedes chains had born fruit. Ice cream bandits apprehended!
Ice Cream Continues to Pull Us Apart as Summer Heat Rages
It’s so freaking hot. All anyone wants to do is gnaw on a frozen lump of fat and temporarily cool off the inside of their damn mouths. No wonder there’s so much screaming about ice cream lately.
There Is Now An Ice Cream Bar That Cures Hangovers
Honestly, thank god. Thank freaking god.
Bernie Sanders Loves His Namesake Ice Cream! Mmmm!
Today on The View—oh, I’m sorry, the POLITICAL View, as the show becomes rebranded whenever it addresses POLITICS—the hosts invited Bernie Sanders to try “Bernie’s Yearning,” the limited edition ice cream made by Vermont ice cream atelier Ben & Jerry’s. And, god, he loved it! Did he ever love it. Mmmm!
Bernie Sanders Reaches Peak Bernie Sanders in Incredibly Charming Ellen Appearance
In just two minutes, Bernie Sanders tells America: what the name of his Ben & Jerry’s flavor would be (“Burn Bernie Burn,” he says, misspeaking); if he’s ever been in handcuffs (“Yes,” he says, “though I don’t know exactly what you mean by that”); who’s got better hair, him or Trump (“That goes without saying”); who…
Will the Thieves Who Stole 226 Pints Of Ice Cream Please Get In Touch?
On Friday afternoon, five men entered a Duane Reade in the TriBeCa neighborhood of Manhattan, made a beeline to the frozen aisle (probably), and shoved 226 pints of Häagen-Dazs and 24 tubs of Delish ice cream into their knapsacks. What a dream!
Laverne Cox Gets Ice Cream Flavor Named In Her Honor
Laverne Cox is the first openly transgender person to have been nominated for an Emmy, recently had a Madame Tussaud’s wax figure made in her likeness and now she has her very own ice cream flavor. Three Twins Ice Cream, a California-based, organic ice cream company, created limited edition flavors to celebrate Pride…
Saturday Night Ice Cream Face Social
If you like playing with your food, you might appreciate the Instagram of Asano Mkoto. He transforms his desserts into art by carving faces from bowls of ice cream. Mkoto uses various toppings to decorate his portraits and a small wooden spoon as a tool, according to Daily Mail.
Ben & Jerry's Reveals Ice Cream Burrito and It Doesn't Really Work
On April 20, Ben & Jerry's will release a new product in their scoop shops: the Brrr-ito,* which is exactly what it sounds like (waffle cone tortilla, fudge drizzle, cookie crumbs, along with two scoops of ice cream). Just one problem: it isn't very good.
Holy Shit, They Make Thin Mint Ice Cream Bars Now and We Can Buy Them
I worked hard, I tried to be a good person, I mostly failed, but the good Lord has chosen to reward me nonetheless: you can now buy a Thin Mint-flavored ice cream bar. It is available everywhere Good Humor products are sold, or it will be until I buy them all. Jesus Christ. This is the best fucking day of my life.…
It's Fucking Freezing But America Is Ordering Ice Cream Cakes
It is winter in the United States and therefore very cold. Face-freezing cold. Long-underwear cold. And yet Baskin Robbins is out here boasting about their booming ice cream cake business. Who ARE you people?
Stop Crying About the World Cup! This Ice Cream Is Melting!
This is gorgeous, but it's also heartbreaking. Whither thou goest, ice cream? Take me with you! Don't leave me on my own.
Summer Grinches File Thousands of Complaints Against Ice Cream Trucks
The repetitive mechanical music of ice cream trucks is as much a part of summer's aural wallpaper as the sound of kids asking their parents when they can go back inside to play video games because it's tooooo hoooooot ouuuuuut, but some warm weather pooh pooh-ers are doing their part to change that.
This Sweet, 8-Minute Lesbian Love Story Film Is Really an Ice Cream Ad
Cornetto has been doing a lot of filmmaking-as-advertising lately, by making long-form commercials that barely even show the product being shilled. The latest is called "40 Love," and features two winsome young ladies, with Lily Allen as a guest star.
Your Neighborhood Ice Cream Truck Is Playing a Racist Minstrel Song
Bad news, my sweet summer children: The ice cream truck is racist.
Watch These Two Dogs Adorably Share An Ice Cream Cone
Your initial reaction to this video is probably going to be a lot like mine—why is Daisy getting all the ice cream cone love? Come on mean lady, let poor Cooper have some ice cream love!
The World's Most Popular Ice Cream Commercial Shows No Ice Cream
This ad is one of the most viral web videos of the year. It's not short — at three and a half minutes, it dwarfs the attention span most advertisers assume their target audience has. It's not sexy — the raciest thing about the ad is some teen hand holding. It's not star-studded — the main characters in the ad are…
Yay: No Half-Naked Women in the Carl's Jr. Ice Cream Sandwich Ad
On Friday we found out that Carl's Jr. had invented the Pop Tart ice cream sandwich, which is one creamy scoop of vanilla nestled between two strawberry toaster treats. YUM. Now comes the commercial, which treats the dessert like the epic creation it is. And look! It wasn't necessary to involve any scantily-clad…
Sunday Sign-Off: Leave Your Genie Alone This National Ice Cream Day
Today is National Ice Creamy Day, obviously, and while you might be tempted to press your personal duck genie into service by wishing for an ice cream thunderstorm, you ought to resist the urge. Your duck genie just wants to be friends, and he'll feel like you're just using him if you only call him to ask for…
