Bernie Sanders Reaches Peak Bernie Sanders in Incredibly Charming Ellen Appearance

In just two minutes, Bernie Sanders tells America: what the name of his Ben & Jerry’s flavor would be (“Burn Bernie Burn,” he says, misspeaking); if he’s ever been in handcuffs (“Yes,” he says, “though I don’t know exactly what you mean by that”); who’s got better hair, him or Trump (“That goes without saying”); who… »10/15/15 6:10pm10/15/15 6:10pm


Boozy Ice Cream Is the Best Ice Cream

Booze and ice cream. Two of humanity’s greatest inventions, so why not combine them? As I discovered on a weekend trip to San Antonio recently, you can, and it’s magical. And while boozy ice cream is typically made with gelatin, if you’re willing to put in a little extra leg work, yours can be 100% vegetarian. »8/07/15 4:45pm8/07/15 4:45pm

Laverne Cox Gets Ice Cream Flavor Named In Her Honor

Laverne Cox is the first openly transgender person to have been nominated for an Emmy, recently had a Madame Tussaud’s wax figure made in her likeness and now she has her very own ice cream flavor. Three Twins Ice Cream, a California-based, organic ice cream company, created limited edition flavors to celebrate Pride… »6/18/15 10:30pm6/18/15 10:30pm

Holy Shit, They Make Thin Mint Ice Cream Bars Now and We Can Buy Them

I worked hard, I tried to be a good person, I mostly failed, but the good Lord has chosen to reward me nonetheless: you can now buy a Thin Mint-flavored ice cream bar. It is available everywhere Good Humor products are sold, or it will be until I buy them all. Jesus Christ. This is the best fucking day of my life.… »4/10/15 12:30pm4/10/15 12:30pm

Summer Grinches File Thousands of Complaints Against Ice Cream Trucks

The repetitive mechanical music of ice cream trucks is as much a part of summer's aural wallpaper as the sound of kids asking their parents when they can go back inside to play video games because it's tooooo hoooooot ouuuuuut, but some warm weather pooh pooh-ers are doing their part to change that. »7/07/14 7:00pm7/07/14 7:00pm

I Did the World's First Ice Cream Cleanse: Yes, Really

Back during the no-carb diet craze of the early 2000s, I joked that I wanted to try a diet consisting of nothing but carbs and lipids. I would call it the Fatkins Diet. Guess what? I just did exactly that. I ate ice cream, and only ice cream, for four days straight. Yes, it's the world's first Ice Cream Cleanse, and… »3/05/14 9:55pm3/05/14 9:55pm

The World's Most Popular Ice Cream Commercial Shows No Ice Cream

This ad is one of the most viral web videos of the year. It's not short — at three and a half minutes, it dwarfs the attention span most advertisers assume their target audience has. It's not sexy — the raciest thing about the ad is some teen hand holding. It's not star-studded — the main characters in the ad are… »11/20/13 6:20pm11/20/13 6:20pm

Yay: No Half-Naked Women in the Carl's Jr. Ice Cream Sandwich Ad

On Friday we found out that Carl's Jr. had invented the Pop Tart ice cream sandwich, which is one creamy scoop of vanilla nestled between two strawberry toaster treats. YUM. Now comes the commercial, which treats the dessert like the epic creation it is. And look! It wasn't necessary to involve any scantily-clad… »7/29/13 6:15pm7/29/13 6:15pm

Sunday Sign-Off: Leave Your Genie Alone This National Ice Cream Day

Today is National Ice Creamy Day, obviously, and while you might be tempted to press your personal duck genie into service by wishing for an ice cream thunderstorm, you ought to resist the urge. Your duck genie just wants to be friends, and he'll feel like you're just using him if you only call him to ask for favors. »7/21/13 6:30pm7/21/13 6:30pm

It's Hot as Fuck, So You Should Make This Ice Cream Cake

It's too goddamned hot to do anything but cry in front of an air conditioner — hoping the cool breeze will freeze the tears to your face, creating saline icicles that will further cool you. However, if you are like me and do not have an air conditioner — not even a shitty wall unit! Please cry for me! — your only… »7/10/13 2:20pm7/10/13 2:20pm

An Instagram shot posted by the daughter of Don West — George Zimmerman's lawyer — allegedly taken d

An Instagram shot posted by the daughter of Don West — George Zimmerman's lawyer — allegedly taken during the first day of the Trayvon Martin trial, shows him taking an ice cream selfie with his kids along with the the caption "we beat stupidity celebration cones. #dadkilledit." It did not go over well, probably… »6/29/13 2:30pm6/29/13 2:30pm