The Kardashian Kristmas Kard Is a Grotesque Illuminati Circus

It's almost time for the annual winter holiday of Kardashianmas, in which we decorate our homes with crumbling photographs of Kim Kardashian and pray to the capricious god that inhabits that animate Ryan Seacrest mask for more attention in the coming calendar year. » 12/02/13 4:00am 12/02/13 4:00am

Patrick Stewart Explains Why He Wore a Lobster Suit in the Bathtub

Sirs Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan went on The View Thursday to promote their bromance recent acting work. They were both very cute, but it was Stewart who was particularly charming, offering up an explanation for that photo he tweeted of him in a lobster costume sitting in a tub. » 11/14/13 3:10pm 11/14/13 3:10pm

Shocker: No One Wants to Watch Jenny McCarthy on The View

Well, can't say no one saw this coming: vaccination expert Jenny McCarthy is not at all popular with viewers of The View; her job is reportedly in jeopardy because "her big mouth is making viewers tune out." WHAT? YOU DON'T SAY! » 10/14/13 9:06am 10/14/13 9:06am

Rain, Stains, and Helen Mirren's Pink Hair at the BAFTA Awards

It was rainy last night in London, and some of the stars on the red carpet at the British Academy of Film and Television Arts (BAFTA) Awards got drizzled on. But raindrops cannot stop the sheer fabulousness of Dame Helen Mirren. » 2/11/13 2:50pm 2/11/13 2:50pm

New Zealand Mints Precious Hobbit Money

The entire population (hooray for gross generalizations!) of New Zealand is currently having nerd spasms over the the upcoming November 28 release of Peter Jackson's The Hobbit. Not only is there a movement afoot to rename the country's capital of Wellington "The Middle of Middle Earth" for a three-week bracket before… » 10/11/12 9:30am 10/11/12 9:30am

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