Before she was crowned Miss America at Saturday's pageant, 17-year-old Teresa Scanlan of Nebraska was asked about Wikileaks. She plans to be a politician some day, so of course her answer was well-informed and totally comprehensible.

Anna Chapman can add actress to her bizarre resume after playing herself in a parody of a popular Soviet spy film. The spoof ran during New Year's programming on Russia's state-controlled TV network and portrayed Chapman as a patriot.

Although Anna Chapman was deported back to Russia, Steve Hirsch—president of adult entertainment company Vivid—has sent a letter to her lawyer, extending an offer to make a feature (link NSFW) with Chapman.

Anna Chapman — the sexy Russian spy who wormed her way into our bandage dress-loving hearts — has announced plans to sue her ex-husband for releasing topless photos and details of their sex life to the media.

When alleged Russian spy Anna Chapman's Facebook photos broke, she went from threat to national security to sexy "bombshell." If she plays her cards right, she can ride her "femme fatale" image right to the bank.

We're not sure whether the "Stiletto Spy School" sounds like heaven or hell.