Honestly, I think this is the most important thing that anyone has ever put on the Internet in the history of the universe. IT'S A VIDEO OF DOGS TELLING THEIR OWNERS THAT THEY LOVE THEM USING HUMAN WORDS. IT DOES NOT GET BETTER THAN THIS.

If you a pick-me-up to pull your sorry ass through the rest of shitty Monday, then you've come to the right place. Because this dog, she loves you, and she has the tits* to say it.

If you have a hankering to indulge in a night full of cheesy romantic movies but don't have the time—either because you have a date of your own, or because you're working, or maybe you just don't want to miss the Westminster Kennel Club show—then this is the video for you. You will be powerless to resist so many of…

The candy aisle of Walgreen's won't let you forget that the holiday of dating and love and kissing and cooties is right around the corner, and since we've already talked about some of the shittier aspects of love today, let's flip the script and discuss some of the good things, the things that make your heart flutter…

[LAX, December 2. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

The word "love" may get thrown around a lot these days, but there's one group conspicuously not using the L-word: straight men when talking to each other.

It's kinda like hugging: once reserved for nearest and dearest, throwing around a casual "love" at the end of an email or letter has become standard practice. Is this a problem?

[Havana, July 31. Images via Getty.]