I’m certain of so few things in this world. I’m certain Jennifer Lopez is 47. I’m certain Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift were both designed by Vincent Price’s character from Edward Scissorhands, and I’m certain the man in the video above is in love with someone. I’m just not certain of her name.
Monday night’s episode of The Bachelor was Fantasy Suites, which typically means ~sex~. But for once, sex was the least interesting thing this show threw at its audience, after Bachelor Ben revealed to two women that he loved them, in what appears to be a show first.
Honestly, I think this is the most important thing that anyone has ever put on the Internet in the history of the universe. IT'S A VIDEO OF DOGS TELLING THEIR OWNERS THAT THEY LOVE THEM USING HUMAN WORDS. IT DOES NOT GET BETTER THAN THIS.
If you a pick-me-up to pull your sorry ass through the rest of shitty Monday, then you've come to the right place. Because this dog, she loves you, and she has the tits* to say it.
If you have a hankering to indulge in a night full of cheesy romantic movies but don't have the time—either because you have a date of your own, or because you're working, or maybe you just don't want to miss the Westminster Kennel Club show—then this is the video for you. You will be powerless to resist so many of…
The candy aisle of Walgreen's won't let you forget that the holiday of dating and love and kissing and cooties is right around the corner, and since we've already talked about some of the shittier aspects of love today, let's flip the script and discuss some of the good things, the things that make your heart flutter…
[LAX, December 2. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
The word "love" may get thrown around a lot these days, but there's one group conspicuously not using the L-word: straight men when talking to each other.
It's kinda like hugging: once reserved for nearest and dearest, throwing around a casual "love" at the end of an email or letter has become standard practice. Is this a problem?
February 16, 11:58pm. CBS.
[Havana, July 31. Images via Getty.]
