Recently Beleaguered Pro-Life Politician Romances the Ladies with Dinner and Some Mediocre Weed

Scott DesJarlais, pro-wrestling action figure, licensed physician, Tennessee statesmen, and eligible bachelor (laydeeeez!) who doesn't let an antiquated ceremony like marriage stop him from finding his soulmate, is facing some new trouble in his bid for reelection to the House of Representatives — a second former… »10/28/12 4:00pm10/28/12 4:00pm

Pro-Life Pol Who Pressured His Mistress to Have an Abortion Says It's Okay Because She Wasn't Pregnant

Scott DesJarlais, the pro family values anti-abortion rights Tennessee Tea Party Congressman who it turns out was actually only pro-family values and anti-abortion rights for people who aren't Scott DesJarlais, now claims that the tape transcript released last week wherein he pressured his mistress/ex patient to have… »10/15/12 12:10pm10/15/12 12:10pm

Meet the Pro-Life Tea Party Congressman Who Pressured His Mistress to Have An Abortion

Right now, you're going to want to dust off your Horrible Hypocritical Human Garbage Bingo cards; I have a feeling this story could finally be your lucky round. Tennessee Tea Party Congressman Scott DesJarlais, who ran for Congress on a FAMILY VALUES PRO LIFE IN GOD WE TRUST JESUS IS HUGGING AMERICA WITH HIS MEATY… »10/10/12 3:50pm10/10/12 3:50pm

Anti-Gay Politician Secretly Donates Sperm To Lesbian Couples

With all the time they spend bashing homosexuals, you might think that conservative lawmakers hate gays in real life. However, as Newt Gingrich has shown us, it's entirely possible to treat your lesbian sister like everyone else in the family while advocating for policies that discriminate against her — if you're a… »12/12/11 10:40pm12/12/11 10:40pm