No, Gastric Bypass Hypnosis Won't Make You Lose All That Weight

Real talk: Hypnotherapy is awesome, but it will never take the place of weight-loss surgery. Why? Because one is a medical procedure that transforms your stomach and hormones forever, and the other is a motivational tool that works only if you really want it to. Save your money! Buy a guided CD instead. » 8/19/14 4:45pm 8/19/14 4:45pm

Cat Bounce Has Been Sent From the Future to Ensure Total Cat Domination

Cat Bounce is a website where you can make cats bounce. It's totally mesmerizing and I'm pretty sure it's an advanced hypnosis technology that was put in place by the cat army to finally have complete control. I'd say to fight, it but what's the point? Actually, don't fight it and don't resist. Cats cats cats cats. » 10/24/12 11:00pm 10/24/12 11:00pm

Hypnotist Makes Two Female College Students Believe They’ve Been…

On-campus entertainment can be really hit or miss unless your college a) has a competitive sports team and you can muster the cognitive dissonance required to enjoy a sport that's exploiting its student athletes for the enrichment of a nefarious athletic director, or b) sells booze at the campus gift shop. Case in… » 10/07/12 2:30pm 10/07/12 2:30pm

You Are Getting Sleepy: Breaking Obama's "Spell"

By now you've probably heard the conspiracy theory » 11/04/08 4:20pm 11/04/08 4:20pm flying around that Obama uses "Ericksonian hypnosis" techniques in his speeches to brainwash listeners into blindly absorbing his "propaganda". Well, according to a piece in today's that's not really possible. Despite the "evidence" of a thousand movies and swinging…