Youngest Human Barbie is 16, Has Good Genes and 'Big Breasts'


The newest human barbie to emerge from the internet's shiny pink box is 16-year-old Lolita Richi (real name? no), a Ukranian teenager who says she's never had surgery and doesn't use photoshop. Oh, and she's never even heard of Valeria Lukyanova. Shots fired. (Also, she really does look like Barbie!) » 8/19/14 7:45pm 8/19/14 7:45pm

Newest Human Barbie Likes to Hunt, Is a Radical Right Wing Extremist

America, meet Bunny Hunter! She's a rootin' tootin' (did I do that right?) country girl who prides herself on two things: looking like Barbie and making guns look good. And killing things. I guess that's three things. Four, if you count her collection of holsters for concealed weapons. Why isn't there ever a human… » 8/07/14 12:00am 8/07/14 12:00am

Human Barbies Hate Each Other, Prepare For All-Out War

For a long time Valeria Lukyanova has been the most famous of the human barbies, earning headline after headline for her outrageous behavior (doesn't eat, posts make-up less selfies!!!) and her archaic views on feminism and race. Now, former friend Alina Kovalevskaya is trying to steal the giant pink box for herself. » 7/16/14 6:30pm 7/16/14 6:30pm

Human Barbie Claims She's Never Had Plastic Surgery, Thinks We All…

Well, this is hilarious. 21-year-old Valeriya Lukyanova, aka the leader of the growing Human Barbie army, might not be telling the truth about her plastic surgery. Or, her lack of plastic surgery, as it were. I'll give you a minute to pick your jaw up off the ground because I know, IT IS A SHOCKER. » 11/21/12 9:30am 11/21/12 9:30am

Human Barbie Puts Liposuction Voucher In 7-Year-Old Daughter’s…

If you stuffed your daughter's stocking with fattening peppermint candies and chocolate Santas this Christmas, you might want to reconsider whether you're really cut out for responsible parenting in light of the fact that Sarah Burge had the foresight to give her 7-year-old daughter the gift that will stave off any… » 1/04/12 2:35pm 1/04/12 2:35pm

Taiwanese Animators Tackle Plastic Surgery Parties

In the latest from Next Media Animation, Britain's Sarah Burge — aka the "Human Barbie" — is shown injecting her 15-year-old daughter with botox. Apparently, Burge has been moonlighting as a party-planner for a plastic surgery clinic who throws — what else — plastic surgery parties. We're imagining pinatas filled… » 6/08/11 5:05pm 6/08/11 5:05pm