Anthony Weiner concluded a disastrous New York City mayoral primary by being chased through a Midtown McDonald's pursued by a scorned 23-year-old sext partner in spike heels and then driving off flashing his middle finger like the Wiz Khalifa of losing elections, and I breathed a sigh of relief. Our long regional…
Much to the chagrin of the local tabloid headline writer, at this point it's probably safe to say that Anthony Weiner will not be the next mayor of New York City. But something odd has happened as this golden age of dick punmaking in the name of journalism draw to a close— suddenly, we're talking more about the…
There sure have been a lot of newly minted Islam experts popping up in the past week — and in the places you'd least expect them. Fox News, the woman at the New York Times whose classical Greek references have devolved from incisive to dodderingly inscrutable, and several typically myopic conservative news outlets are …
We have a new contender for the ignominious title “Worst Perspective on Huma Abedin and Anthony Weiner’s Marriage
Anthony Weiner is a guy who, from the outside at least, is looking more and more like a hapless human whose mind has been completely taken over by an exhibitionist brain slug attached to his crotch. And now that every conceivable Carlos Danger joke has been made, the media's focus has moved on to his long-suffering…
Anthony Weiner held a press conference that started half an hour late Tuesday evening, in which he said he would not be ending his campaign for Mayor New York, despite news that, as promised, he did correspond with other women
In an attempt to woo the women of New York on behalf of her husband Anthony Weiner, Huma Abedin held the first posh fundraiser for "Women For Anthony" — the first event she's spearheaded since announcing her support for his comeback over a month ago — in an attempt to make them forget about the former women "for" Anthony.…
Someone call Michele Bachmann and let her know that she's finally obtained the ranking of Asshole Eagle Scout. Huma Abedin — the Pakistani-American Hillary Clinton aide whom Bachmann and several other nuttier-than-a-fruitcake Congressmen alleged had close ties with the Muslim Brotherhood — has begun receiving death…
People Magazine fans may have noticed an unusual feature in between updates on the TomKat breakup and the Kardashians: a joint interview with former Congressman and noted sexter Anthony Weiner and his wife, Huma Abedin, deputy chief of staff to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton — complete with photos of their…
Michele Bachmann and America have had some pretty sexy times together. Remember when Michele Bachmann was running for President and she won the Iowa Straw Poll and everyone freaked out for a haysecond before they realized that she's about 8 players short of a baseball lineup, brain-wise? Remember how she gave that…
There was a time, before Sarah Palin sashayed onto the national political scene, that John McCain was considered a relatively reasonable member of the GOP. On Wednesday, McCain revived some of that bipartisan temperance when he took to the Senate floor to defend Huma Abedin, a top aide to Secretary of State Hillary…
Michele Bachmann's been a busy bee this summer, what with writing a 16-page letter detailing her two-part paranoid fantasy that the Muslim Brotherhood has penetrated the highest offices of the U.S. government and that she, after a failed primary bid for the presidency, is still a relevant figure in the national…
Behind Rush Limbaugh's reddened face, his brain muscles are flexing, throbbing, pulsing, his cranial peristalsis ever-pushing forth a stream of thoughts designed to bring a certain segment of the American population closer to the version of truth that will most perfectly complement their middle aged white guy…
Anthony Weiner's wife Huma Abedin has given birth to a baby boy — who, as Daily Intel points out, will probably have a lot of shit to deal with once he's old enough to read the internet. Not least of this shit is that he has, of course, already been christened "little Weiner" by the Post. His real name, for the record,…
Anthony Weiner, ex-congressman of cock-shot fame, and his wife Huma Abedin say they're expecting a boy. She's about six months along. This development has allowed the New York Post to run the headline "Little Weiner," which they've clearly been saving — at least since they last used it in June.
The New York Post, citing unnamed sources, says Huma Abedin, wife of Anthony Weiner, is taking time off from work while her husband seeks unspecified treatment. During which we hope she doesn't get hounded by the Post and sundry paparazzi.
Yesterday was Anthony Weiner's first day of unemployment, and the former congressman was back in the spotlight as he stepped out in his Queens, NY neighborhood and was snapped by a photographer. The pictures, which are so obviously staged and posed, show Weiner in jeans and a dress shirt — sleeves rolled up — buying…
No one could quite understand why Anthony Weiner needed another interlude on television to say what everyone already knew: He is resigning from his Congressional seat.
So Anthony Weiner sent women pictures of his penis, both clothed and unclothed, and may have told
But that is in fact what Lisa Weiss has done.
"I just thought at the time...there's way more girls out there, this is not just me," Anthony Weiner Facebook sextee Meagan Broussard told Sean Hannity.
Hola, patriots! We have a treat for you today at Crappy Hour: we read two really long stories for you, Gail Sheehy's first rough draft of the demise of Hillaryland in Vanity Fair and Seymour Hersh's investig-planation of what exactly your tax dollars are doing in Iran. And oh my goodness, the stuff we knew that we…
Dear Obama foreign policy adviser Samantha Power, you are hot. You are Elizabeth Kucinich hot, maybe even Huma Abedin
Oh Patti Solis Doyle, we hardly knew ya! Maybe it is just that you resemble Rachael Ray, but even though your job running the Clinton campaign was surely tortuous, you always seemed so sunny and approachable. Unlike your boss's husband, we really did have a soft spot for you. But while you were masterminding such…
"It took a certain courage for Vanessa Redgrave, Huma Abedin, Robin Brooks and Lisa Randall — among our other age exemplars and serious women all — to admit to the pleasure that fashion brings them," wrote Anna Wintour in the Vogue editor's letter we can't stop vomiting about. Anyway, uh, who's Huma? She's an…
