Huma Abedin Tweeted. What Happened Next Won't Surprise You.

Hillary Clinton’s top aide Huma Abedin joined Twitter yesterday, which is a mistake. No one should ever tweet. But Abedin probably has to, and her first tweet was a response to presidential candidate Ben Carson’s very smart not at all bigoted comment that a Muslim shouldn’t ever be president: »9/22/15 12:15pm9/22/15 12:15pm


Hillary Clinton Says She Has Turned Over Work-Related Emails To State

Hillary Clinton certified that she had officially turned all of her work-related e-mails during her tenure as secretary of state into the State Department, according to a CNN report. The move follows a freedom of information lawsuit from the conservative organization Judicial Watch about the work status of former… »8/09/15 9:00pm8/09/15 9:00pm

Anthony Weiner's Dick Wagging Might Cost Huma Abedin Her Career

Anthony Weiner concluded a disastrous New York City mayoral primary by being chased through a Midtown McDonald's pursued by a scorned 23-year-old sext partner in spike heels and then driving off flashing his middle finger like the Wiz Khalifa of losing elections, and I breathed a sigh of relief. Our long regional… »9/23/13 2:25pm9/23/13 2:25pm

Reminder: Worst Person in Weiner Scandal Is Still Anthony Weiner

Much to the chagrin of the local tabloid headline writer, at this point it's probably safe to say that Anthony Weiner will not be the next mayor of New York City. But something odd has happened as this golden age of dick punmaking in the name of journalism draw to a close— suddenly, we're talking more about the… »7/31/13 1:30pm7/31/13 1:30pm

New Dumb Theory: Huma Stays With Anthony Weiner Because Islam

There sure have been a lot of newly minted Islam experts popping up in the past week — and in the places you'd least expect them. Fox News, the woman at the New York Times whose classical Greek references have devolved from incisive to dodderingly inscrutable, and several typically myopic conservative news outlets… »7/29/13 3:10pm7/29/13 3:10pm

Rush Limbaugh Offers His Huma Abedin Theory, and It’s Pretty Awful

We have a new contender for the ignominious title “Worst Perspective on Huma Abedin and Anthony Weiner’s Marriage,” and of course, of course, OF COURSE this contender’s name is Rush Limbaugh, an outrage glutton who’s perhaps most famous for doing all of his radio broadcasts through his anus into a gold-plated phallus.… »7/28/13 1:30pm7/28/13 1:30pm

NOW Protests Outside Huma Abedin's 'Women For Anthony' Fundraiser

In an attempt to woo the women of New York on behalf of her husband Anthony Weiner, Huma Abedin held the first posh fundraiser for "Women For Anthony" — the first event she's spearheaded since announcing her support for his comeback over a month ago — in an attempt to make them forget about the former women "for"… »6/29/13 4:30pm6/29/13 4:30pm

Congratulations, Michele Bachmann! Huma Abedin Now Getting Death Threats

Someone call Michele Bachmann and let her know that she's finally obtained the ranking of Asshole Eagle Scout. Huma Abedin — the Pakistani-American Hillary Clinton aide whom Bachmann and several other nuttier-than-a-fruitcake Congressmen alleged had close ties with the Muslim Brotherhood — has begun receiving death… »7/23/12 12:15pm7/23/12 12:15pm

No, Huma Abedin Is Probably Not Trying to Get a Job via People Magazine

People Magazine fans may have noticed an unusual feature in between updates on the TomKat breakup and the Kardashians: a joint interview with former Congressman and noted sexter Anthony Weiner and his wife, Huma Abedin, deputy chief of staff to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton — complete with photos of their… »7/20/12 2:20pm7/20/12 2:20pm

Michele Bachmann Told She Can No Longer Sit at Cool Republicans' Lunch Table

Michele Bachmann and America have had some pretty sexy times together. Remember when Michele Bachmann was running for President and she won the Iowa Straw Poll and everyone freaked out for a haysecond before they realized that she's about 8 players short of a baseball lineup, brain-wise? Remember how she gave that… »7/19/12 7:00pm7/19/12 7:00pm

John McCain Comes Pretty Close to Calling Michele Bachmann Delusional on the Senate Floor

There was a time, before Sarah Palin sashayed onto the national political scene, that John McCain was considered a relatively reasonable member of the GOP. On Wednesday, McCain revived some of that bipartisan temperance when he took to the Senate floor to defend Huma Abedin, a top aide to Secretary of State Hillary… »7/18/12 11:55pm7/18/12 11:55pm

Michele Bachmann Really Wants to Become Our Generation’s Joseph McCarthy

Michele Bachmann's been a busy bee this summer, what with writing a 16-page letter detailing her two-part paranoid fantasy that the Muslim Brotherhood has penetrated the highest offices of the U.S. government and that she, after a failed primary bid for the presidency, is still a relevant figure in the national… »7/17/12 9:30am7/17/12 9:30am

Hillary Clinton is a Member of a 'Secret Muslim Sisterhood,' Says Rush Limbaugh's Crazy Ass

Behind Rush Limbaugh's reddened face, his brain muscles are flexing, throbbing, pulsing, his cranial peristalsis ever-pushing forth a stream of thoughts designed to bring a certain segment of the American population closer to the version of truth that will most perfectly complement their middle aged white guy… »6/27/12 3:40pm6/27/12 3:40pm

Anthony Weiner & Huma Abedin's 'Little Weiner' Born; Playground Mockery Assured

Anthony Weiner's wife Huma Abedin has given birth to a baby boy — who, as Daily Intel points out, will probably have a lot of shit to deal with once he's old enough to read the internet. Not least of this shit is that he has, of course, already been christened "little Weiner" by the Post. His real name, for the… »12/22/11 11:50am12/22/11 11:50am