Anthony Weiner concluded a disastrous New York City mayoral primary by being chased through a Midtown McDonald's pursued by a scorned 23-year-old sext partner in spike heels and then driving off flashing his middle finger like the Wiz Khalifa of losing elections, and I breathed a sigh of relief. Our long regional… » 9/23/13 2:25pm 9/23/13 2:25pm

Two women who have not been having a very good year came together for seafood and sushi Friday with a power lunch at Lure Fishbar. » 9/22/13 11:57am 9/22/13 11:57am

We have a new contender for the ignominious title “Worst Perspective on Huma Abedin and Anthony Weiner’s Marriage,” and of course, of course, OF COURSE this contender’s name is Rush Limbaugh, an outrage glutton who’s perhaps most famous for doing all of his radio broadcasts through his anus into a gold-plated phallus.… » 7/28/13 1:30pm 7/28/13 1:30pm

Anthony Weiner is a guy who, from the outside at least, is looking more and more like a hapless human whose mind has been completely taken over by an exhibitionist brain slug attached to his crotch. And now that every conceivable Carlos Danger joke has been made, the media's focus has moved on to his long-suffering… » 7/25/13 3:45pm 7/25/13 3:45pm

Anthony Weiner held a press conference that started half an hour late Tuesday evening, in which he said he would not be ending his campaign for Mayor New York, despite news that, as promised, he did correspond with other women in a sexual manner. He was joined by his "very private" wife Huma Abedin, who not only stood… » 7/23/13 6:30pm 7/23/13 6:30pm

Someone call Michele Bachmann and let her know that she's finally obtained the ranking of Asshole Eagle Scout. Huma Abedin — the Pakistani-American Hillary Clinton aide whom Bachmann and several other nuttier-than-a-fruitcake Congressmen alleged had close ties with the Muslim Brotherhood — has begun receiving death… » 7/23/12 12:15pm 7/23/12 12:15pm

People Magazine fans may have noticed an unusual feature in between updates on the TomKat breakup and the Kardashians: a joint interview with former Congressman and noted sexter Anthony Weiner and his wife, Huma Abedin, deputy chief of staff to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton — complete with photos of their… » 7/20/12 2:20pm 7/20/12 2:20pm

Michele Bachmann and America have had some pretty sexy times together. Remember when Michele Bachmann was running for President and she won the Iowa Straw Poll and everyone freaked out for a haysecond before they realized that she's about 8 players short of a baseball lineup, brain-wise? Remember how she gave that… » 7/19/12 7:00pm 7/19/12 7:00pm

There was a time, before Sarah Palin sashayed onto the national political scene, that John McCain was considered a relatively reasonable member of the GOP. On Wednesday, McCain revived some of that bipartisan temperance when he took to the Senate floor to defend Huma Abedin, a top aide to Secretary of State Hillary… » 7/18/12 11:55pm 7/18/12 11:55pm

Michele Bachmann's been a busy bee this summer, what with writing a 16-page letter detailing her two-part paranoid fantasy that the Muslim Brotherhood has penetrated the highest offices of the U.S. government and that she, after a failed primary bid for the presidency, is still a relevant figure in the national… » 7/17/12 9:30am 7/17/12 9:30am

Behind Rush Limbaugh's reddened face, his brain muscles are flexing, throbbing, pulsing, his cranial peristalsis ever-pushing forth a stream of thoughts designed to bring a certain segment of the American population closer to the version of truth that will most perfectly complement their middle aged white guy… » 6/27/12 3:40pm 6/27/12 3:40pm

Anthony Weiner's wife Huma Abedin has given birth to a baby boy — who, as Daily Intel points out, will probably have a lot of shit to deal with once he's old enough to read the internet. Not least of this shit is that he has, of course, already been christened "little Weiner" by the Post. His real name, for the… » 12/22/11 11:50am 12/22/11 11:50am

Anthony Weiner, ex-congressman of cock-shot fame, and his wife Huma Abedin say they're expecting a boy. She's about six months along. This development has allowed the New York Post to run the headline "Little Weiner," which they've clearly been saving — at least since they last used it in June. » 9/12/11 12:40pm 9/12/11 12:40pm

The New York Post, citing unnamed sources, says Huma Abedin, wife of Anthony Weiner, is taking time off from work while her husband seeks unspecified treatment. During which we hope she doesn't get hounded by the Post and sundry paparazzi. » 6/30/11 5:30pm 6/30/11 5:30pm