Hold on to Your Crumpets: Kate Middleton's Officially in Labor!
ATTENTION, CITIZENS OF EARTH: The Palace has announced in an official statement that Kate Middleton is officially in labor. Wait. North Who?
Awesome, LaToya's Peddling the Jackson Kids for Cash
In a move that obviously has nothing to do with brother Michael's $2 billion estate, no, nothing whatsoever, LaToya Jackson has swooped in on miniature heirs Prince, Paris and Blanket Jackson and taken them under her wing. By which I mean she signed them to her talent agency, Ja-Tail Enterprises—which has no other…
Lindsay Lohan Borrows Designer Dress, Unsurprisingly Returns It in…
So Lindsay Lohan asks to borrow a designer dress for the amFAR gala from stylist Phillip Bloch, whose number she got from Charlie Sheen. Is any part of what I just said a valid reason to hand over a $1,750 dress of intricate beadwork and gossamer fairy tits and silkworms that only eat free-range food and drink fair…
Adele! You're Even More Pregnant Than We Thought!
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ADELE, YOU SLY DOG. As it turns out, the old "sitcom star sits on the couch with a pillow over her stomach for the entire season because she's supposed to be an unlucky-in-love Single Woman Lawyer and they didn't feel like writing a pregnancy into the script" works occasionally! Although the singer announced her enceinte…
80 Year-Old-Grandmother Brings Her Family Values Rap to America's Got…
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Are you watching America's Got Talent? That question was rhetorical — we know you are watching America's Got Talent because you love Howie Mandel so much. Like, you never shut up about it. Seriously, please shut up about loving Howie Mandel. We get it. Everyone gets it.
Simon Leaves American Idol; Brad & Angie Skip Golden Globes, Jen…
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- Simon Cowell confirmed today that he's leaving American Idol at the end of this season. He'll be launching the U.S. version of The X Factor and sources say he's convinced a familiar face to join him on the judges' panel.
Jennifer Hudson To Sing At White House; Carla Bruni To Act In Woody…
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- Jennifer Hudson will sing for President Obama, Michelle Obama and their guests at a state dinner tonight.
Tina Fey Vs. Internet Trolls: It's Heating Up
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- So, you know how Tina Fey called out commenters from the messageboards in her Golden Globes acceptance speech? She's started a flamewar!