Here’s a thought: Maybe Calvin Harris wants to just be Calvin “I Chose This Name Because It Sounded ‘Black,’ Guys” Harris without enduring mediocre dad jokes about Taylor Swift.

Howie Mandel Makes Dumb Bulimia Joke On Air, Apologizes

Clover Hope

8/26/15 10:10am

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Howie Mandel made a silly joke about bulimia live on air during America’s Got Talent and later apologized while the show was still taping.

Caption This Beautiful Accident Howie Mandel and Heidi Klum Just Had

Rebecca "Burt" Rose

8/27/14 11:00pm

Caption this: Howie Mandel and Heidi Klum attend the 'America's Got Talent' Barbecue And Viewing Party at Rockefeller Plaza on August 26, 2014 in New York City.

Hold on to Your Crumpets: Kate Middleton's Officially in Labor!

Anna Breslaw

7/22/13 9:00am

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ATTENTION, CITIZENS OF EARTH: The Palace has announced in an official statement that Kate Middleton is officially in labor. Wait. North Who?

Awesome, LaToya's Peddling the Jackson Kids for Cash

Anna Breslaw

3/04/13 9:00am

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In a move that obviously has nothing to do with brother Michael's $2 billion estate, no, nothing whatsoever, LaToya Jackson has swooped in on miniature heirs Prince, Paris and Blanket Jackson and taken them under her wing. By which I mean she signed them to her talent agency, Ja-Tail Enterprises—which has no other…

Lindsay Lohan Borrows Designer Dress, Unsurprisingly Returns It in Shreds

Anna Breslaw

2/21/13 9:00am

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So Lindsay Lohan asks to borrow a designer dress for the amFAR gala from stylist Phillip Bloch, whose number she got from Charlie Sheen. Is any part of what I just said a valid reason to hand over a $1,750 dress of intricate beadwork and gossamer fairy tits and silkworms that only eat free-range food and drink fair…

Adele! You're Even More Pregnant Than We Thought!

Anna Breslaw

7/10/12 9:00am

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ADELE, YOU SLY DOG. As it turns out, the old "sitcom star sits on the couch with a pillow over her stomach for the entire season because she's supposed to be an unlucky-in-love Single Woman Lawyer and they didn't feel like writing a pregnancy into the script" works occasionally! Although the singer announced her …

80 Year-Old-Grandmother Brings Her Family Values Rap to America's Got Talent

Madeleine Davies

5/18/12 6:40pm

Are you watching America's Got Talent? That question was rhetorical — we know you are watching America's Got Talent because you love Howie Mandel so much. Like, you never shut up about it. Seriously, please shut up about loving Howie Mandel. We get it. Everyone gets it.

Simon Leaves American Idol; Brad & Angie Skip Golden Globes, Jen Showdown

Margaret Hartmann

1/11/10 7:30pm

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Simon Cowell confirmed today that he's leaving American Idol at the end of this season. He'll be launching the U.S. version of The X Factor and sources say he's convinced a familiar face to join him on the judges' panel.