Hold on to Your Crumpets: Kate Middleton's Officially in Labor!
ATTENTION, CITIZENS OF EARTH: The Palace has announced in an official statement that Kate Middleton is officially in labor. Wait. North Who?
Awesome, LaToya's Peddling the Jackson Kids for Cash
In a move that obviously has nothing to do with brother Michael's $2 billion estate, no, nothing whatsoever, LaToya Jackson has swooped in on miniature heirs Prince, Paris and Blanket Jackson and taken them under her wing. By which I mean she signed them to her talent agency, Ja-Tail Enterprises—which has no other…
Lindsay Lohan Borrows Designer Dress, Unsurprisingly Returns It in…
So Lindsay Lohan asks to borrow a designer dress for the amFAR gala from stylist Phillip Bloch, whose number she got from Charlie Sheen. Is any part of what I just said a valid reason to hand over a $1,750 dress of intricate beadwork and gossamer fairy tits and silkworms that only eat free-range food and drink fair…
Adele! You're Even More Pregnant Than We Thought!
ADELE, YOU SLY DOG. As it turns out, the old "sitcom star sits on the couch with a pillow over her stomach for the entire season because she's supposed to be an unlucky-in-love Single Woman Lawyer and they didn't feel like writing a pregnancy into the script" works occasionally! Although the singer announced her enceinte…
Simon Leaves American Idol; Brad & Angie Skip Golden Globes, Jen…
- Simon Cowell confirmed today that he's leaving American Idol at the end of this season. He'll be launching the U.S. version of The X Factor and sources say he's convinced a familiar face to join him on the judges' panel.
Jennifer Hudson To Sing At White House; Carla Bruni To Act In Woody…
- Jennifer Hudson will sing for President Obama, Michelle Obama and their guests at a state dinner tonight.
Tina Fey Vs. Internet Trolls: It's Heating Up
- So, you know how Tina Fey called out commenters from the messageboards in her Golden Globes acceptance speech? She's started a flamewar!
