Starbucks Says If You're Not Down With Marriage Equality, Sell Your Stocks

Everyone obnoxiously order your heavily modified breakfast beverage of choice, and say cheers to the boobless mermaids in Seattle. Yes, we're saying you should get a fancy coffee drink and thank Starbucks, because those shining examples of corporate decency strongly back marriage equality, and if you don't — they… »3/22/13 9:30am3/22/13 9:30am


Leona Helmsley's Dog May Not Talk, But He Can Sort Of Explain The Recession

Today's evidence the economy is going straight to the Inferno: 600 Starbucks stores are closing, which will leave a gaping hole in the anchor of countless strip malls and exurban power centers. Oil prices have sunk car sales and rentals to historic lows, and the fact no one is traveling anymore has left casinos »7/02/08 10:00am7/02/08 10:00am

Starbucks Chairman Howard Schultz, Please Bring Back The Whole Milk

Dear Chairman Schultz:
As a former "partner" of yours in the world's premier purveyor of legal liquid stimulants, I read with some chagrin the news that Starbucks is changing its default milk whole to 2%. See, there are only so many ways a Starbucks barista can retaliate against a certain breed of excruciatingly-thin,… »6/01/07 12:49pm6/01/07 12:49pm