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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    12/12/09

    In reply to The View Apologizes To Tiger's Lover; Ashlee Cast In Nicole's Sitcom
    Gag. That Speidi poem reads like when I rewrote hunks of "Beowolf" into an ode to my "tenacious terrier" puppy in 11th grade.

    Poetry is for poets, Heidi, just like acting is for actors, singing is for musicians, and MTV is for fame whores.
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    12/11/09

    In reply to The View Apologizes To Tiger's Lover; Ashlee Cast In Nicole's Sitcom
    Hmm. Sinead is making sense again.
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    12/12/09

    @la.donna.pietra: I know everyone bugged out when she tore up the photo of the Pope in protest over this stuff but she was just ahead of her time, is all.
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    12/11/09

    In reply to The View Apologizes To Tiger's Lover; Ashlee Cast In Nicole's Sitcom
    I apologize if this seems naive, but the last time I heard "guido" outside of Jersey Shore, someone was proudly declaring themselves thus.

    Therefore, I thought guido was roughly the equivalent of, say, "mick"- once used as an insult, but has lost its sting and is now just outdated. Is this not the case?
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    12/11/09

    In reply to The View Apologizes To Tiger's Lover; Ashlee Cast In Nicole's Sitcom
    "I never really thought of Susie Salmon as someone who was dead... Although her body is dead, her soul is still there. That's what makes Susie who she is and that's what I love about her."

    I don't know why, but I find something about this comment HILARIOUS. Like, obviously her soul is still there, she's an angel, right? I feel like it's like saying, "The sky is blue. That's what makes the sky what it is and that's what I love about it."
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    12/11/09

    In reply to The View Apologizes To Tiger's Lover; Ashlee Cast In Nicole's Sitcom
    I'm 22 to 29 and I think "Guido" is an offensive term.
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    12/11/09

    In reply to The View Apologizes To Tiger's Lover; Ashlee Cast In Nicole's Sitcom
    I'm surprised that Church scandal is buried in Dirt Bag. I'm with Sinead all the way. Nothing against Catholic layfolks, but the church is a child rape institution. They have no credibility to whine about movies and jewelled crosses.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    12/11/09

    @Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: No kidding. Pedophile priests moved from parish to parish in an endless coverup year after year.
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    12/11/09

    @Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: Or Harry Potter. That was the one that really set me off. It was a few years back, but I remember hearing a story on NPR about how Pope Benedict made a statement about how it could have an evil effect on children readers, or some such nonsense, and I nearly passed out from a rage stroke. Of all the countless problems in this sad world, and THIS is what you choose to focus on? Unbelievable.
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    12/11/09

    @jcb820: @sybann: They do it everywhere. My mom grew up Catholic in India and when she was growing up, all the mothers warned their children to not be alone with certain priests.
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    12/12/09

    @sybann: when I was a kid in Catholic school, the priests came once a month to give us confession. When we got a new priest in 7th grade, my home room teacher started scheduling quizzes or group presentations on that day, so our classroom was always skipped. I didn't realize until my 30's that she was trying to keep us from going to confession with him.
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    12/12/09

    @south2nd: Bless her to pieces - we're none of us immune - my mother refused to leave us alone with my paternal great grandfather - based totally on a hinky feeling she got from him. She found out later from my Dad's mom that he wasn't entirely trustworthy around women and girls.

    She told a story about running around a dining table to stay away from his hands.
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    12/13/09

    @sybann: Good for your mom for protecting you! And hope everyone was able to avoid Creepy Great Grandpa.
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    12/13/09

    @south2nd: Everyone except for G'ma! And she managed fine - knowing her if he HAD actually made contact he woulda drawn back a bloody stub.
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    12/11/09

    In reply to The View Apologizes To Tiger's Lover; Ashlee Cast In Nicole's Sitcom
    Oh shit, Team Cher is going to be pissed.
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    12/11/09

    In reply to The View Apologizes To Tiger's Lover; Ashlee Cast In Nicole's Sitcom
    Pierce, justice can only be served swiftly if Polanski actually faces it. And it's been noted that your heart goes out to everyone but his victim.
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    12/11/09

    In reply to The View Apologizes To Tiger's Lover; Ashlee Cast In Nicole's Sitcom
    That thing with Diddy is kind of freaking me out! Was he sexually abused to then act out that way?
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    Image of Helen Valentine Helen Valentine
    12/11/09

    @Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: I'm trying not to read too much into it. Kids do like playing "doctor" and stuff like that without really knowing what they're doing. I think he was just trying to recount an embarrassing childhood anecdote that would also support his rap star/playa image.
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    12/11/09

    @Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: I think your Spidey-senses are good, however I think it was the little girl he was with who'd been molested. Once that happens to a child they try to do it to other children, and she was older than him.
    Poor babies, having their innocence taken from them.
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    Image of Thus Spake KATE! Thus Spake KATE!
    12/11/09

    @pestified wants-a-Bush-tribunal: Whoa whoa dr. jump-to-conclusions, slow down. sexual curiosity =/= victim of molestation. you have absolutely no clue whether he or she had any history of sexual abuse and it is really big stretch to assume that childhood sex games are automatically indicative of abuse. we live in a sexually saturated culture and children are curious by nature. it is just as plausible that this was a harmless childhood experiment. maybe there was something nefarious, maybe not. but you do not have any sort of evidence to back up such serious a claim.
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    12/12/09

    @KATE!: I take your point, but it still creeped me out. I don't know any children of these ages currently.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/12/09

    @Helen Valentine: There's actually child on child sex abuse and then childhood sexual experimentation. This doesn't really have to do with anything but both parties were out of the typical age range for childhood sexual experimentation.
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    12/12/09

    @KATE!: "playing" sex or sexual curiosity is a normal part of childhood sexual development. The thing that confuses/worries me is that both parties were older then the age when this happens. Of course, I don't know the full story here so I can't really say anything else.
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    12/12/09

    @MargaretMoony: i think that one of the reasons that children are believe to "grow out" of sex play or that sex play is associated with younger children is because they quickly learn (via the reaction of their parents/schoolteachers to such play) that society generally frowns on such displays and that sex is a taboo or for "adults" only. as we become a more sexually liberated culture and have more avenues in which sex is discussed and visible those taboos erode. it seems logical then that prepubescent children may feel less ashamed of their sexual curiosity and exhibit more traditionally "adult" behavior. many social theorists contend that "childhood" as we understand is more dependent on social construction than biological development.

    a lot of our notions about modern childhood date back to the victorian era and are in desperate need of an update.

    i, for one, remember deciding in 5th grade that i was ready to become sexually active and was very excited to get to middle school--which i imagined/fantasized was just an orgy of hedonistic pre-adolescence. that would have put me around 9/10 when i decided i wanted to start experimenting. but because i was abnormally shy, chunky, and bespectacled, it would be a few more years until i actually had any real opportunities. but the desire and willingness was still there. and i was not abused as a child.
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    12/12/09

    @KATE!: Thank you! Everyone's so quick to categorize this as evidence of abuse of some sort. Is it not at all possible that kids could play sexually and not have it all be a sign of something insidious and damaging? Is it not possible that kids are just being kids?
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    12/11/09

    In reply to The View Apologizes To Tiger's Lover; Ashlee Cast In Nicole's Sitcom
    So...did Tiger not even wrap it up?
    It makes infidelity so much worse when they expose their wives to diseases, like Eliot Spitzer.
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    12/11/09

    @Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: Eliot Spitzer is a sexually transmitted disease? I always suspected this, and appreciate the clarification.
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    Image of erinna erinna
    12/11/09

    In reply to The View Apologizes To Tiger's Lover; Ashlee Cast In Nicole's Sitcom
    I haven't watched Jersey Shore, but when I read that quote from Snookie, I actually HEARD it in a South Jersey "guidette" accent. So hilarious. I can't decide if I want to watch the show or not. Part of me thinks its going to be a hilarious trainwreck, and part of me gets really annoyed with the fact that people think its an appropriate way to act.
    It also annoys me when people explain their behavior by saying "I'm Italian..."
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    12/12/09

    @erinna: I'm confused. Where in the article did she say she say "I'm Italian"...?
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    12/12/09

    @riverox: She didn't. Nor did she say where she's from. Maybe I was putting words in her mouth, I was just saying that reading her quote, I heard it in a Jersey accent because I've been to Belmar so many times and so many people talk like that.
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
    Shouldn't your goal for pregnancy be to be as healthy as you can and make sure you create a healthy environment for your child? And that means going with your body's natural shape, and not trying to force it to be thinner or larger than it is supposed to be. Or is pregnancy now just an accessory, like a Louis Vuitton purse? #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
    I'm expecting a Paris Hilton-style freak out if LL is sent to jail, and though I feel terrible about this, there is a small part of me, the part that makes me buy US Weekly and OK in airports, that will be a little disappointed if it doesn't happen. #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
    To Joe Simpson:
    You don't have to go to Uganda to find people who think fat is beautiful. #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
    I'm trying to think of worse people than Sherri Shepherd who could write self-help books. Michael Lohan? Jon Gosselin? Khloe Kardashian? #khloekardashian
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