The Supervillain's Guide To Fashion (And World Domination)

Being a supervillain is hard. You've got to have a plan for ultimate power, gather an army/cabal of geniuses, and find time to taunt your goody-goody nemesis. Plus, it is imperative that your outfit accurately telegraph your power. We've put together an easy-to-follow guide for the supervillain fashion victim. » 10/03/14 3:20pm 10/03/14 3:20pm

A 100% Foolproof Guide to Not Having Your Nudes Leaked Online

Hard to believe that only a short week ago, the vast majority of online masturbators hadn't seen private photos of Jennifer Lawrence stolen by hackers. But, we live in a post-fappening world, and there are lessons to be learned from it. Take heed of them, celebrities and non-celebrities alike, or inevitably find your… » 9/05/14 1:30pm 9/05/14 1:30pm

How to Leave a Cool Digital Trail in Case Your Partner Gets Famous

If there is one personal lesson we've all learned from the recent NSA scandal, it's that nothing on the Internet is truly private. Who Learned It The Hardest? That would pretty obviously be Edward Snowden's girlfriend, Lindsay Mills. On top of having the NSA paw through her Gchats, Facebook, Skype conversations, etc.,… » 6/13/13 11:45am 6/13/13 11:45am

How to Become a Domestic Goddess Blogger in Time For Summer

We're nearly halfway through May, which means time is running out if you aspire to be the twee-est domestic goddess in all the blogosophere come summertime, a season ripe with opportunities to display your homemade gingham-print macarons and pensive bespectacled husband conveniently trapped in a terrarium. (Instagram … » 5/13/13 6:20pm 5/13/13 6:20pm

A Field Guide to Freezing Your Eggs

So, you're thinking about "having it all." Great! Unfortunately, your body might not be as amenable to your professional schedule as you'd like. A woman's fertility is finite and needs to be addressed during the years that are most crucial to career development. It's one of the more annoying snags in the corporate… » 4/09/13 3:10pm 4/09/13 3:10pm

Useful Information: How to Break a Car Window Using Only a Headrest

Would you know what to do if you were ever trapped inside a car that was submerged in water? It's a terrifying concept, but, as the recent deadly floods in Beijing demonstrate, not entirely uncommon. It turns out that you have the perfect tool to smash open your window in your very vehicle: the front seat headrests.… » 7/25/12 4:45pm 7/25/12 4:45pm

You're Locked Out of Your House. Here's How to Break In.

It's an embarrassing adult truth that if you always lock your doors and you must use keys to reenter your house, then at some point, you will probably lock yourself out. It's not a pleasant feeling, being outside your home looking in, wondering if your appliances have come alive behind your back and are having a space… » 3/26/12 5:30pm 3/26/12 5:30pm

How to Cure a Bad Case of Static Cling

The good news: it's March and we've made it tantalizingly close to the end of winter. The bad news: we're not out of the woods yet; even if spring has most definitely sprung, we're still weeks away from going-without-tights weather. And tights plus skirts plus walking plus dry air equals static cling more intense than… » 3/12/12 7:00pm 3/12/12 7:00pm

How to Cure a Headache Without Pills

So you've got a headache. Whatever the cause — too much looking at screens, too much whisky, your needy cat spent the night showing how important you are to her by walking across your pillow and purring as hard as she possibly could — the throbbing in your cranium now threatens your ability to be productive for the… » 3/05/12 4:45pm 3/05/12 4:45pm