Sex + Time Travel Might Not Mix. Whatever. Who Would You Risk it For?

Bad news, ladies: scientists have done some research that leads them to believe that time travel and sex don't mix well — at least not for women (patriarchy strikes again!). This means you probably shouldn't go back in time and fill your loins with the lusty seed of Julius Caesar, Pamuk from Downton Abbey, the… » 7/19/13 6:00pm 7/19/13 6:00pm

Newsflash! Hotties Do Not Hang With Notties

No doubt you knew this already, but Paris Hilton's new flick, The Hottie And The Nottie is utter bullshit: Attractive girls don't hang out with unattractive ones and hot people stick together. (See: Sororities, cafeteria seating arrangements and posses of club-crawlers.) Now science has proven that, (gasp), attractive… » 2/13/08 12:00pm 2/13/08 12:00pm