Planet Earth Is So Hot And Life-Sustaining Right Now

Sorry, Pluto. You’ll have to take solace in your Dashboard Confessional albums, because NASA just dropped a new, fully illuminated photo of Earth, and it is pure sex.

Sorry, Pluto. You’ll have to take solace in your Dashboard Confessional albums, because NASA just dropped a new, fully illuminated photo of Earth, and it is pure sex.
Alex from Target—hot or not hot? Ellen says he's hot. The New York Times says he's hot. We are not saying whether or not he's hot because he is a SIXTEEN-YEAR-OLD child and we are adults and also because we haven't decided yet. One thing that's for sure, though: he is not as hot as my high school crush Brian.
Earth's hunkiest horse-lord/Mr. Lisa Bonet is in talks to star in the upcoming Man of Steel sequel, in which Superman will face off against Batman. Speculation suggests that Jason Momoa will play Doomsday, who as far as I can tell is some sort of enormous evil fingernail from space.
Remember Alex Minsky? Today did a profile on him this morning.
If you're a rational human man with $13 or more to your name, you probably lie awake at night wondering how to keep tricksy, false harlots from getting their hands on your money. Case in point: you know who had boobs? According to at least one painting, the snake in the Garden of Eden probably might have. Well,…
Stubble is hot. You know this. And now science confirms it. To be clear: We're not talking about a soul patch or an elborate Riff-Raff style swirling goatee. Just plain old stubbly, scruffy, ungroomed facial hair.
I always assume, when strangers ask me extremely basic questions about objectification and entitlement and power differentials, that they're just bozo trolls looking to get a rise out of me for sport and waste the grumpy feminist's time. I mean, it's 2013. Everyone knows by now why we don't have a White History Month,…
Today in pretty pretty princess news: A new survey out of UCLA found that female politicians with "stereotypical feminine facial features" are more likely to be Republicans than women with gender-ambiguous or masculine facial features. The more gender-atypical the woman, in fact, the more likely she is to vote…
Well, ladies, here we were all thinking we had control over our bodies and could resist the inherent charms that all men possess. Wrong! When they come in the room our faces practically melt off of our bodies with excitement. Or is it stress? Who knows, but a new study found that for whatever reason when a man touches…
Want to feel more attractive? A new study says that a surefire way to boost your confidence is to knock back an alcoholic beverage. No, it was not conducted by scientists at No Shit University, it was done by actual psychologists in France who discovered something else that's even more interesting: It turns out you…
Psst, guys. Now that James Franco has jumped Jaws, Dave Franco is the new James Franco. Warning: You must put on your headphones. This video is nasty, filthy, seriously NSFW… And also mind-blowingly awesome. And Christopher Mintz-Plasse is a superstar. (Thank you, WoW Report!)
If you've always wondered how the ad guys get Isaiah Mustafa to travel around the world in one take, check out this behind-the-scenes clip made while the Old Spice commercial was being filmed. Lots of wires and awkward positions (that's what she said)! A warning: at 1:10, when Isaiah says "the ladies," your…