Pair of Stingy Republican State Reps Stiff Their Waitress at a Tennessee Hooters
Why tip your waitress when you could just not tip your waitress, right?
I Have Questions About Alexander Wang's Hooters- and Strip Club-Themed Afterparty
After showing a Spring 2016 collection that included fashion Tevas and late ‘90s style rave looks, Alexander Wang hosted a ten-year anniversary party meant to recreate the atmosphere of famed Miami “gentleman’s” club King of Diamonds, as catered by Hooters.
Hooters Waitress Donates Her Kidney to Customer
A waitress at a Hooters in Roswell, Georgia gave the best customer service of her lifetime by donating one of her kidneys to a restaurant regular. Mariana Villarreal had only been working at the restaurant for three months when she offered one of her kidneys to Don Thomas, a longtime customer who had lost both of his…
'They Don't Do Any Cool Sexy Moves': Grim Yelp Reviews of Breastaurants
Welcome to Grim Yelp Reviews, a new regular feature where we share people’s worst experiences at the worst places. This week: My Dinner with
Andre
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Tallywackers, the Male Version of Hooters Is Coming for Us
If you ever thought it’d be nice to have a place where you could hang your hat after a long day and see scantily-clad hunks do “The Worm” while serving you a platter of mozzarella cheese sticks, that wish might very well be coming true. Tallywackers, a new eatery in Dallas that looks to be the male counterpart to…
Hooters Posts Disgusting Rape Joke to Their Facebook Page
Hooters, the family friendly establishment that serves refreshing fried pickles and provides a warm and friendly atmosphere where the waitresses pretend to like you (this is very awkward when it happens) has posted an awful rape joke to their Facebook page.
8th Grade Football Team to Hold Party at Hooters Breastaurant
Oregon's Corbett Middle School football team will hold a party at Hooters despite protests from some parents, faculty members, and a whole fleet of therapists who will be helping the children in the future.
Black Woman Fired From Hooters For Daring to Have Blonde Highlights
Farryn Johnson was fired from her job at a Baltimore Hooters for having blonde highlights in her dark brown hair. Apparently she was "let go" of her job as a waitress at due to '"improper image" which is like LOLOLOLOLOLFOREVERLOLOLOLSOMEMORE. Oh, Hooters. YOU!!!
Hooters Will Not Serve San Diego Mayor Bob Filner, on Principle
What is the plural of "Hooters?" Hooterses? Hooteri? A parliament of Hooters? Whatever the term, there are now four of them in San Diego that refuse to serve Bob Filner, the San Diego mayor who is accused of sexually harassing fourteen women in a truly vile manner. Now where will he go to celebrate his one-week…
Hooters' New 'Modernized' Owl Logo Still Looks Like Boobs
Hooters is revamping its (debatably) sexy logo: where there was once a scruffy, molting owl creeping on you via OOs that look like boobs, there will now be a sleeker owl creeping on you via OOs that look like boobs.
A 'Dear John' Letter From My Boobs
By the time you read this, we'll be gone. Well, actually, we haven't been around for a while now, but you're probably just noticing that now. This might come as a surprise to you, but we're not coming back.
Hooters Waitress Says She Was Forced Out Because of Her 'Unattractive' Brain Surgery Scar
Sandra Lupo, a 27-year-old Hooters waitress putting herself through nursing school, took a leave during the summer of 2012 to have a mass removed from her brain. When she returned to Hooters a few weeks later, she looked different—her head had been shaved and she had a prominent cranial scar. Lupo's direct manager,…
Hooters' Embarrassing Plan to Appeal to the Ladies Is Sort of Working
It's been almost exactly six months since Hooters announced their stupid plan to make the "breastaurant" chain more woman friendly by changing the decor and adding fresher ingredients to the menu and guess what? The plan is working! WE'RE THE STUPID ONES, HAHAHA. BRING ME TO HOOTERS! I HEAR THEY HAVE OUTDOOR PATIOS…
Hooters Hostess Gives Korean Couple Receipt That Reads 'Chinx'
A Korean-American is suing Hooters for racial discrimination after a hostess giggled and gawked at him and his girlfriend while taking their takeout order before handing them a receipt that read "chinx."
Hooters Devises a Rather Pathetic Plan to Lure Wives Inside Its Restaurants
Hooters execs think they can convince women to accompany their husbands inside their breastaurants without altering the server's "iconic uniforms" or the restaurant's cheesy sexism.
Hooters Would Like to Remind You That Your Body Is Fucking Disgusting
Okay, I know it's like the most obvious uptight-feminist cliche ever, but god, I hate Hooters. I fucking hate Hooters so much. Mainly because I like to eat things that actually taste good, and also because I dislike being reminded that a lot of people's ideal woman is a pliant sex mannequin who delivers fried foods.…
‘Breastaurants’ Angle For a New Generation of Leering Wing-Eaters
Hooters-like restaurants are are in the midst of a renaissance — the top three so-called "breastaurant" chains behind Hooters each grew by at least 30 percent last year, according to Technomic, which means that we can all look forward to such cleverly-named eateries as Twin Peaks, Tilted Kilt Pub & Eatery, and the…
Taking Your Mom to Hooters for the Free Mother’s Day Wings Is Probably a Mistake
Unless you're a hipster and want to take your mom to Hooters for Mother's Day dinner with an ironic attitude that might be just as offensive as a handsy drunk dude is to your beleaguered waitress, you might not want to take advantage of the famous wing-slinging eatery's Mother's Day special: a free order of 10…
Meet the Rising Republican Star Who Would Love to Punch Hillary Clinton in the Face
In case you haven't noticed, Wisconsin's been fraught with untenable political tumultuousness since one-man Human Centipede Scott Walker was elected governor. He's bullied teachers, attacked gay couples' hospital visitation rights, signed a repeal of Wisconsin's equal pay law, and rolled back sex education to an…
Hooters Waitress Visits Career Day, Tells Learning Disabled Kids To Reach for the Stars
The mother of a sixth grader is irate after a Hooters waitress was invited to speak at her son's school career day, comparing the incident to a California school's decision to invite Sasha Grey to read to students.
