Hooters Posts Disgusting Rape Joke to Their Facebook Page

Hooters, the family friendly establishment that serves refreshing fried pickles and provides a warm and friendly atmosphere where the waitresses pretend to like you (this is very awkward when it happens) has posted an awful rape joke to their Facebook page. » 5/17/14 6:12pm 5/17/14 6:12pm

8th Grade Football Team to Hold Party at Hooters Breastaurant

Oregon's Corbett Middle School football team will hold a party at Hooters despite protests from some parents, faculty members, and a whole fleet of therapists who will be helping the children in the future. » 11/05/13 9:35am 11/05/13 9:35am

Black Woman Fired From Hooters For Daring to Have Blonde Highlights

Farryn Johnson was fired from her job at a Baltimore Hooters for having blonde highlights in her dark brown hair. Apparently she was "let go" of her job as a waitress at due to '"improper image" which is like LOLOLOLOLOLFOREVERLOLOLOLSOMEMORE. Oh, Hooters. YOU!!! » 10/22/13 8:30pm 10/22/13 8:30pm

Hooters Will Not Serve San Diego Mayor Bob Filner, on Principle

What is the plural of "Hooters?" Hooterses? Hooteri? A parliament of Hooters? Whatever the term, there are now four of them in San Diego that refuse to serve Bob Filner, the San Diego mayor who is accused of sexually harassing fourteen women in a truly vile manner. Now where will he go to celebrate his one-week… » 8/14/13 3:40pm 8/14/13 3:40pm

Hooters' New 'Modernized' Owl Logo Still Looks Like Boobs

Hooters is revamping its (debatably) sexy logo: where there was once a scruffy, molting owl creeping on you via OOs that look like boobs, there will now be a sleeker owl creeping on you via OOs that look like boobs. » 7/19/13 10:00am 7/19/13 10:00am

A 'Dear John' Letter From My Boobs

By the time you read this, we'll be gone. Well, actually, we haven't been around for a while now, but you're probably just noticing that now. This might come as a surprise to you, but we're not coming back. » 5/03/13 11:20am 5/03/13 11:20am

Hooters Waitress Says She Was Forced Out Because of Her 'Unattractive'…

Sandra Lupo, a 27-year-old Hooters waitress putting herself through nursing school, took a leave during the summer of 2012 to have a mass removed from her brain. When she returned to Hooters a few weeks later, she looked different—her head had been shaved and she had a prominent cranial scar. Lupo's direct manager,… » 4/09/13 3:47pm 4/09/13 3:47pm

Hooters' Embarrassing Plan to Appeal to the Ladies Is Sort of Working

It's been almost exactly six months since Hooters announced their stupid plan to make the "breastaurant" chain more woman friendly by changing the decor and adding fresher ingredients to the menu and guess what? The plan is working! WE'RE THE STUPID ONES, HAHAHA. BRING ME TO HOOTERS! I HEAR THEY HAVE OUTDOOR PATIOS… » 3/12/13 11:45am 3/12/13 11:45am

Hooters Hostess Gives Korean Couple Receipt That Reads 'Chinx'

A Korean-American is suing Hooters for racial discrimination after a hostess giggled and gawked at him and his girlfriend while taking their takeout order before handing them a receipt that read "chinx." » 9/11/12 2:40pm 9/11/12 2:40pm

Hooters Devises a Rather Pathetic Plan to Lure Wives Inside Its…

Hooters execs think they can convince women to accompany their husbands inside their breastaurants without altering the server's "iconic uniforms" or the restaurant's cheesy sexism. » 9/10/12 6:30pm 9/10/12 6:30pm

Hooters Would Like to Remind You That Your Body Is Fucking Disgusting

Okay, I know it's like the most obvious uptight-feminist cliche ever, but god, I hate Hooters. I fucking hate Hooters so much. Mainly because I like to eat things that actually taste good, and also because I dislike being reminded that a lot of people's ideal woman is a pliant sex mannequin who delivers fried foods.… » 8/10/12 6:00pm 8/10/12 6:00pm

‘Breastaurants’ Angle For a New Generation of Leering Wing-Eaters

Hooters-like restaurants are are in the midst of a renaissance — the top three so-called "breastaurant" chains behind Hooters each grew by at least 30 percent last year, according to Technomic, which means that we can all look forward to such cleverly-named eateries as Twin Peaks, Tilted Kilt Pub & Eatery, and the… » 6/24/12 5:45pm 6/24/12 5:45pm

Taking Your Mom to Hooters for the Free Mother’s Day Wings Is Probably…

Unless you're a hipster and want to take your mom to Hooters for Mother's Day dinner with an ironic attitude that might be just as offensive as a handsy drunk dude is to your beleaguered waitress, you might not want to take advantage of the famous wing-slinging eatery's Mother's Day special: a free order of 10… » 5/13/12 2:00pm 5/13/12 2:00pm

Meet the Rising Republican Star Who Would Love to Punch Hillary Clinton…

In case you haven't noticed, Wisconsin's been fraught with untenable political tumultuousness since one-man Human Centipede Scott Walker was elected governor. He's bullied teachers, attacked gay couples' hospital visitation rights, signed a repeal of Wisconsin's equal pay law, and rolled back sex education to an… » 4/11/12 5:20pm 4/11/12 5:20pm

Hooters Waitress Visits Career Day, Tells Learning Disabled Kids To…

The mother of a sixth grader is irate after a Hooters waitress was invited to speak at her son's school career day, comparing the incident to a California school's decision to invite Sasha Grey to read to students. » 11/21/11 11:50am 11/21/11 11:50am

Hooters and Twin Peaks Battle It Out To See Who Will Be America's…

This week in Georgia, the infamous restaurant chain Hooters filed suit against another restaurant called Twin Peaks, which has a similar "concept." Hooters is accusing Twin Peaks of stealing trade secrets. How many secrets—other than half-naked waitresses and chicken wings—does Hooters really have? Enough that… » 10/02/11 6:30pm 10/02/11 6:30pm

Stirring 9/11 Tribute From The Women Of Hooters

We've been inundated with 9/11 tributes in the past few days, but this one is in a class all its own. If you're a real patriot, you'll join the ladies of Hooters in honoring the men and women who protect our country ... by enjoying a plate a of hot wings served by a scantily-clad waitress. » 9/12/11 12:31am 9/12/11 12:31am

Should I Be Mad That Another Dad Took My 15-Year-Old Son To Hooters?




Point: Tom Matlack
My son is a freshman at a fine boy's high school run by the Jesuits with a strong tradition of service and athletics. He plays football, basketball, and tennis. He loves his school and, over time, I've grown to love it too. But last week something happened which shook me up. » 3/14/11 4:07pm 3/14/11 4:07pm

Married Men Enjoy Discounts At Hooters

According to this ad, which was recently spotted in New York City, a man can get a discount at Hooters if he has a wife (who may or may not know that he enjoys his hot wings served with a side of female objectification). » 2/18/11 12:00am 2/18/11 12:00am

The Battle Against Hooters: What About The Children?

Here is a new way to take legal action against Hooters, which has seen it in so many interesting ways: Complain to the police that it's adult entertainment that caters to children. » 12/17/10 10:08am 12/17/10 10:08am