Veteran Cop Uses 'Hookernomics' to Bemoan 'Hideous' Local Prostitutes

Alex Teach has been a police officer for 20 years, so he knows what he's talking about when he writes in the Chattanooga Pulse that the area's prostitutes — oh, sorry, I mean the "hideous local specimens" — are BY FAR the ugliest prostitutes in the entire nation, according to a think tank comprised of "a past crew of the… » 7/20/12 7:15pm 7/20/12 7:15pm

State Department Kids Treated to Educational Lecture About Hookers

The Secret Service's failure to be serviced in secret is now the hottest topic in DC area elementary schools after yesterday's ill-advised Take Your Child to Work Day at the US State Department. The State Department just so happens to be investigating a certain Secret Service for having certain sex with certain hookers … » 4/27/12 4:20pm 4/27/12 4:20pm

Daughter Of Bikini Waxing, Creepy Dad Featured On Cathouse

Remember "Summer," the 18-year-old Tyra » 11/18/08 6:00pm 11/18/08 6:00pm guest whose dad not only used to give , but persuaded to go into prostitution (which she later )? Well, HBO recently ran a the Moonlight Bunny Ranch called , and Summer (whose real name is Christina) was featured in it, performing a three-way and discussing how she hates being…

"Can I Be A Schoolteacher And A Slut?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology » 9/12/08 7:00pm 9/12/08 7:00pm, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, , the Trig to my Piper, helps me answer questions about nipple hair, vasectomies, and heartache. Got a burning question? Send …