Child Services Finally Gets Involved in the Honey Boo Boo Mess

The Honey Boo Boo horror show continues: Sandra Hale, mother of June "Mama June" Thompson and grandmother to Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson, told ET that she fears for Alana's safety now that her daughter has reportedly reunited with ex boyfriend Mark McDaniel, a convicted child molester. According to Hale, child… » 10/31/14 4:00pm 10/31/14 4:00pm

Mama June's Dated Sex Offenders Before, Sugar Bear Doesn't Want Custody

With all the shocking news that's come out about Mama June lately, it's kind of hard to be surprised by the latest nugget of information that's found itself out of the bleak and awful mess that is Mama June getting back together with her daughter's molester, but here it is anyway: This isn't June's first time at the… » 10/29/14 8:30pm 10/29/14 8:30pm

Honey Boo Boo Molestation Police Report Was Too Horrible to Publish

If you woke up on the right side of the bed this morning with the sun streaming through your window and maybe even the smell of freshly brewed coffee drifting through the air, take a deep breath and savor it for one last moment because we're about to ruin it all with more news of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo's Mama June » 10/28/14 10:30am 10/28/14 10:30am

Report: Mama June's Sex Offender Ex Molested Her Own Daughter

Earlier today, TLC announced that it was canceling Here Comes Honey Boo Boo in the wake of rumors that Mama June was now dating an ex boyfriend who had just finished serving prison time for molesting an 8-year-old girl. According to TMZ, that 8-year-old girl was none other than Mama June's daughter Anna, nicknamed… » 10/24/14 6:11pm 10/24/14 6:11pm

Honey Boo Boo Has Turned Into a 'Visibly Troubled' Monster Child

Alana Thompson, the 8-year-old star of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, appeared on The Tonight Show last week and, according to one studio audience member, she was a "dimpled monster" whose defiance, entitlement and disrespect (for both her mother and host Jimmy Fallon) was conveniently edited out of the broadcast. » 6/19/14 11:20am 6/19/14 11:20am

This Week in Tabloids: Honey Boo Boo's in the Awful 'Beach Body' Issue

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we observe the sad, rundown zoo of human emotion contained within the pages of Star, OK!, Life & Style, inTouch, and US Weekly. This week, Khloe Kardashian may or may not give a "shocking interview" about her relationship with Lamar Odom at some point in the nonexistent… » 9/18/13 3:51pm 9/18/13 3:51pm

Brad and Angelina Might Rent an Entire Cruise Ship for Their Wedding

Ooh! Ooh! Planning update for America's Royal Wedding! (In France they call it a wedding with cheese.) Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie mentioned that they're considering holding their storybook Brangelinian nuptials aboard the Hebridean Princess, which would set them back a cool half-mill. But it's clearly worth it,… » 7/17/13 8:30pm 7/17/13 8:30pm

‘Honey Boo Boo' Watch ‘N' Sniff Cards: We Try and Guess the Stink

Tonight's season two premiere of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo will be a "Watch 'N' Sniff" event. TLC has distributed sniff cards, through issues of People and Us, that contain six different scents that won't be identified until the episode airs. We took a whiff of our sniff card and then made our best guesses on what we… » 7/17/13 5:15pm 7/17/13 5:15pm

Halle Berry Getting Pregnant-Married to Olivier Martinez This Weekend!

I really like this semi-secret surprise celeb wedding trend that seems to be picking up steam. Just live your life, man, you know? [McConaughey bongos.] Pregnant Halle Berry revealed today that she and manfriend Olivier Martinez will be nuptialing-the-fuck-out this weekend, despite her previous vows that she'd never… » 7/10/13 8:15pm 7/10/13 8:15pm

Now You Will Be Able to Smell 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo'

"You’ve seen them. You’ve heard them. Now you will smell them," promises a TLC press release for the upcoming second season of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The network will be hosting a "Watch 'n Sniff" event for the season premiere on July 17 by distributing scent cards in issues of People, Us, through Time Warner… » 6/13/13 4:30pm 6/13/13 4:30pm