• Jezebel
  • celebrity
  • sex
  • fashion
  • Profile logout login

#honda

Jezebel

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #tips,
  • #snapjudgment,
  • #groupthink,
  • etc.

New York, 8:36 PM
Sun Nov 8
22 posts in the last 24 hours

Tip your editors:
tips@jezebel.com

Editor-in-Chief:
Anna Holmes
Email | Twitter

Deputy Editor:
Dodai Stewart
Email | Twitter

Senior Contributing Editor:
Tracie Egan
Email | Twitter

Contributing Editors:
Anna North
Email | Twitter
Sadie Stein
Email | Twitter

Editorial Assistant:
Margaret Hartmann
Email | Twitter

Contributors:
Jenna Sauers
Email
Rich Juzwiak
Email | Twitter
Lizzie Skurnick
Email

Interns:
Katy Kelleher
Twitter


Weekends/Commenter Moderator:
Hortense
Email | Twitter

SUBSCRIBE TO Jezebel RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
1770 Subscribers
Jezebel
  • posts about #honda more →

    Vintage Honda Ad: A Cheap Car Means You Can Afford to Buy Women!

    Driven Crazy
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    10/29/09

    In reply to Vintage Honda Ad: A Cheap Car Means You Can Afford to Buy Women!
    FunFact: 4 average-sized high-school senior dudes can lift one of these little Hondas and turn it sideways in a parking space in order to fuck w/ their buddy. #funfact #vintageads
     Reply
    Jack_Burton was starred Jack_Burton was unstarred
    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    10/29/09

    In reply to Vintage Honda Ad: A Cheap Car Means You Can Afford to Buy Women!
    That car is adorable, but how are you going to attract any women if you don't have a pussy-magnet car like a Ferrari? I'm confused... #vintageads
     Reply
    GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) was starred GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) was unstarred
    Image of random_play random_play
    10/29/09

    In reply to Vintage Honda Ad: A Cheap Car Means You Can Afford to Buy Women!
    How do all those women fit in the car? Is it like a clown car? I want that car! Also, I want to see the gay magazine version of this ad, where the "other things" are a police officer, construction worker, cowboy, soldier, biker, and Indian chief. *

    * Yes, and a time traveller, for you historical nit-pickers.
     Reply
    Edited by random_play at 10/29/09 12:57 PM random_play was starred random_play was unstarred
    Image of Apollonia Apollonia
    10/29/09

    In reply to Vintage Honda Ad: A Cheap Car Means You Can Afford to Buy Women!
    How are these women all hanging out in the same room?? Either skiing chick and lady in the comfy striped sweater are sweating their balls off or bikini girl and lingerie woman are freezing their balls off. Someone's balls in this picture are very uncomfortable. #vintageads
     Reply
    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment Apollonia was starred Apollonia was unstarred
    Image of missheidilynn missheidilynn
    10/29/09

    In reply to Vintage Honda Ad: A Cheap Car Means You Can Afford to Buy Women!
    I would rather spend money on air conditioning in my car than Michelle, Tammy or Allison.

    Plus, I think I would jive more with the girl in the anchor shirt and knitted hat. I bet her name is Greta and she made that hat herself. I think we would be best friends driving around in my car with air conditioning! #vintageads
     Reply
    snarkordie promoted this comment missheidilynn was starred missheidilynn was unstarred
    Image of snarkordie snarkordie
    10/29/09

    @missheidilynn: I'm an Allison, and I was kinda digging that anchor shirt myself! #vintageads
     Reply
    snarkordie was starred snarkordie was unstarred
    Image of ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox) ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox)
    10/29/09

    In reply to Vintage Honda Ad: A Cheap Car Means You Can Afford to Buy Women!
    I hate the name Tammy. It reminds me someone who tans too much and is chain smoking menthol ciggies while holding a toddler. End rant. #vintageads
     Reply
    ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox) was starred ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox) was unstarred
    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    10/29/09

    In reply to Vintage Honda Ad: A Cheap Car Means You Can Afford to Buy Women!
    There is no way Michelle, Tammy, Alison can fit in that car at once, not with the epic proportions of Mr. Honda-buyer's delusion. #vintageads
     Reply
    wtfox?! was starred wtfox?! was unstarred
    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    10/29/09

    @wtfox?!: Get out of my dreams and see if you can fit into my car! #vintageads
     Reply
    Triana Orpheus was starred Triana Orpheus was unstarred
    Image of bibomaco bibomaco
    10/29/09

    In reply to Vintage Honda Ad: A Cheap Car Means You Can Afford to Buy Women!
    Well that's just because you choose to believe that the ad is aimed at men.

    Maybe, just maybe, the ad is aimed at women, and the message is: look at all the stuff you can do if you don't spend all your money on your mode of transportation! You can ski, you can run around in a négligé, you can be a cowgirl, you can saunter in a bikini. BADMINTON, you can play badminton, never forget the badminton! #vintageads
     Reply
    Anna promoted this comment bibomaco was starred bibomaco was unstarred
    Image of Anna Anna
    10/29/09

    @bibomaco: Did you read the ad copy?
     Reply
    Edited by Anna at 10/29/09 11:46 AM Anna was starred Anna was unstarred
    Image of bibomaco bibomaco
    10/29/09

    @Anna: No I didn't. But I was just having fun with the ad. #vintageads
     Reply
    Anna promoted this comment bibomaco was starred bibomaco was unstarred
    Image of Anna Anna
    10/29/09

    @bibomaco: fair enough :)
    i ask because it's that last line that makes it clear it's about "having" the ladies #vintageads
     Reply
    Anna was starred Anna was unstarred
    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    10/29/09

    In reply to Vintage Honda Ad: A Cheap Car Means You Can Afford to Buy Women!
    I think Michelle, Tammy and Allison are imaginary dude's children. Some of them look awfully young. Though maybe Tammy looks a little older, so she's probably his ex-wife. So what this ad means is that when he drives this car, he can afford to pay his child support. That's a very responsible message on Honda's part. #vintageads
     Reply
    sympathyforthebasementcat was starred sympathyforthebasementcat was unstarred
    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    10/29/09

    In reply to Vintage Honda Ad: A Cheap Car Means You Can Afford to Buy Women!
    But if you have a cheap car, the women won't like you!
    Dilemma! #vintageads
     Reply
    Tippi Hedren promoted this comment femme-bot was starred femme-bot was unstarred
    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    10/29/09

    @femme-bot: 'specially not hotties like them. #vintageads
     Reply
    Tippi Hedren was starred Tippi Hedren was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10/29/09

    In reply to Vintage Honda Ad: A Cheap Car Means You Can Afford to Buy Women!
    Well that's why I bought my Civic. I have wined and dined some crazy pussy in that sensible sedan. #vintageads
     Reply
    bluebears was starred bluebears was unstarred
    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    10/29/09

    @bluebears: I went the next step and got the wagon... #vintageads
     Reply
    BAngieB was starred BAngieB was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10/29/09

    @BAngieB: nice. #vintageads
     Reply
    bluebears was starred bluebears was unstarred
    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    10/29/09

    @bluebears: Hondas and pretty girls, two of my favorite things. #vintageads
     Reply
    BAngieB was starred BAngieB was unstarred
    Earlier threads | All threads | Show hidden threads | Show featured threads only | Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Jezebel account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.