Conservative Writes Hilarious Letter About the Dangers of Buttsex

South Dakota State Rep. Steve Hickey has issued a heartfelt anti-buttfucking appeal to his local newspaper and posted the entire thing on Facebook. It's awesome. » 5/01/14 7:10pm 5/01/14 7:10pm

Catholic League President Loses His Shit Over Gay Rights in Arizona

Have you consumed the FDA recommended serving of schadenfreude today? Better watch this clip of Catholic League President Bill Donohue, a famous sufferer of both congenital bigotry and progressive Irish Fat Head Syndrome, freaking the hell out about Arizona governor Jan Brewer's rejection of a bill that would have… » 2/27/14 12:40pm 2/27/14 12:40pm

People Found Last Night's Grammys So, So, So Disgusting

Award shows present the average Joe/Jane Twitter with the opportunity, from the comfort of their own midpriced sweatpants, to talk shit about celebrities who make commercially successful art-products that are not to the tastes of said Joe/Jane Twitter, and last night's Grammy awards telecast was no exception. But… » 1/27/14 12:10pm 1/27/14 12:10pm

Barilla CEO Says He Likes Gays Now, So Please Buy Some Of His Pasta

The CEO of Barilla, who a month and change ago found himself in hot, heavily salted water for saying he'd never include same sex couples in Barilla advertising because ew gayz! has changed his tune, and the company is now establishing a "diversity and inclusion board" for reasons that I'm assuming are 100% about just… » 11/05/13 3:40pm 11/05/13 3:40pm

Lawmaker Compares Same-Sex Marriage Benefits to Subsidizing Pets

Tom Creighton, the Commissioner for Pennsylvania's Lehigh County, said that giving benefits to same-sex couples is basically the start of a slippery slope that ends in the government sending hookers and blow to your pet dog. WITH OUR TAX DOLLARS. » 10/03/13 8:30pm 10/03/13 8:30pm

Which Homophobic Congressman Is About to be Outed as Gay?

If you didn't learn it from American Beauty, you must have picked it up from countless schadenfreude guffaw-inducing conservative-politicos-caught-boning-dudes scandals: there's nothing gayer than hating gay people. And if public depantsing of homophobic hypocrisy is your thing, then get excited: according to a… » 6/21/13 12:50pm 6/21/13 12:50pm

Michigan Republican Won't Resign After Posting ‘Filthy Gay Lifestyle’…

Michigan Republican National Committeeman Dave Agema refuses to resign after posting an article describing homosexuality as a "filthy lifestyle" on his Facebook because he was just trying to prompt thoughtful discourse, as one does by sharing hate speech that claims most gay people are pedophiles. » 4/01/13 6:45pm 4/01/13 6:45pm

Awesome Man Verbally Schools the Jerk Who Calls Him a Faggot

Comedian Michael Hartney's partner Turtle was simply walking down his street when some rando idiot called him a "faggot" as he passed. Awesomely/bravely, Turtle took out his (phone?) camera and filmed a confrontation with the dude. » 3/10/13 11:30pm 3/10/13 11:30pm

Homophobic Boy Scouts of America Actually Harbored Thousands of Child…

The famously anti-gay Boy Scouts of America organization has been ordered to release its fiercely protected "perversion files," which contain information about thousands of instances where trusted BSA adult leaders victimized children involved in scouting. The files, which cover incidents that occurred between the… » 10/18/12 1:05pm 10/18/12 1:05pm

'Black Women Who Look Like Me Aren't Lesbians' Politician Now Has a…

Last Friday, Florida's scandal-embroiled Lieutenant Governor Jennifer Carroll was confronted about allegations that she fired an employee after the aide caught her just about to get some hot, hot lesbian love from another female employee. And rather than gracefully deny the charges, Carroll instead opted to go the… » 7/18/12 2:40pm 7/18/12 2:40pm

Chick-fil-A's Delicious Chicken Sandwiches Are Deep Fried in Hate

The head of Chick-fil-A confirmed yesterday what liberal worrywarts have been warning oblivious sandwich eaters about for years: he really can't stand the homos. That's bad news, if you're a Chick-fil-A connoisseur — the delicious deep fried poultry treat you've been putting in your face all these years is not only… » 7/18/12 1:10pm 7/18/12 1:10pm

Conservative Male Politician to Offer Classes on How to Be a Proper Lady

Women of Brooklyn, are your manners feeling not-so-fresh? Well, state Senator Marty Golden may be just the douche you need to make sure you don't leave a bad taste in the mouths of future potential employers who are looking for a lady who can walk and talk like how ladies are supposed to walk and talk. That's right —… » 7/03/12 3:10pm 7/03/12 3:10pm

Homophobic 'Protest' from One Million Moms Actually Boosting JC…

When JC Penney hired noted gay lesbian homosexual Ellen Degeneres as its spokesperson, a homophobic group called One Million Moms fired back by calling for a massive boycott of the department store chain. Rather than dismiss Degeneres, JCP doubled down and featured in the pages of its May catalog a couple of happy… » 5/10/12 4:20pm 5/10/12 4:20pm

Irrelevant Homophobes Newly Enraged Over JC Penney Ad Showing Lesbian…

One Million Moms, a hateful collective of a few thousand insufferable busybodies, has once again called for its members to break out the torches and pitchforks and attack JC Penney. At issue is a single page in the department store chain's May catalog that depicts a lesbian couple doing horrible, abominable things… » 5/02/12 12:35pm 5/02/12 12:35pm

Newt Gingrich Urges Gays Not to Vote for Him

At a campaign stop in Iowa yesterday, Professional Republican Stereotype Newt Gingrich informed a gay Iowan that if he wants his homo-needs met, he'd be better off voting for President Obama in 2012. That's right: a candidate for President used time on a campaign stop to explicitly tell someone not to vote for him.… » 12/21/11 11:40am 12/21/11 11:40am

Rupert Everett Lashes Out At Jennifer Aniston & "Tasteless Romcoms"

In an interview on BBC Radio 4's Today show, actor Rupert Everett lashed out at Hollywood, calling it a "heterosexual business" — and complained about stars like Jennifer Aniston. » 12/28/10 1:14pm 12/28/10 1:14pm

Vince Vaughn Apologizes For Defends Gay Joke

After Universal Pictures pulled the "gay" joke out of the trailer for Ron Howard's movie The Dilemma, Vince Vaughn has addressed the controversy. Unfortunately, he doesn't exactly seem contrite. » 10/15/10 10:21am 10/15/10 10:21am

Gay Teen Banned From Prom Scores Support & Big Check From Ellen

Eighteen-year-old Constance McMillen — whose school in Mississippi canceled the prom instead of allowing her to bring her girlfriend — already has the ACLU and Roger Ebert offering words of support. Today, she was on Ellen. » 3/19/10 5:20pm 3/19/10 5:20pm