Home Improvement Shows, Ranked
It's 75 degrees, the air smells like crispy meats, blackberry vines are being total dickheads in my flower beds, and all my neighbors are outside drilling and weedwhacking and hammering approximately 14 hours per fucking day. It must be my favorite time of year—ALMOST SUMMER!—and all I want to do is a goddamn sunny…
Elisabeth Hasselbeck phoned into The View during their first segment this morning to share the name of her little male spawn's name: Taylor Thomas Hasselbeck. In homage to Jonathan Taylor Thomas? Of Home Improvement/Tiger Beat fame? [The View]

