Dramatic news from the world of house-porn reality TV: A North Carolina couple has filed suit against Love It or List It, alleging the renovations on their house were shoddy and the theatrically bickering stars barely do anything, anyway.
The holiday shopping season is upon us, and with it, questionable business innovations. For instance! Hardware store Lowe's is testing customer service robotsat one of its California outposts. What, because everybody just LOVED automated answering systems?
It's 75 degrees, the air smells like crispy meats, blackberry vines are being total dickheads in my flower beds, and all my neighbors are outside drilling and weedwhacking and hammering approximately 14 hours per fucking day. It must be my favorite time of year—ALMOST SUMMER!—and all I want to do is a goddamn sunny…
A new survey shows that more women are becoming "do-it-yourselfers," spending money and time fixing things around the house themselves—GASP—without the aid of a man.
Women: don't you sometimes just want to pee in their mouths?
"As far as shoppers go, females rule. What a lot of retails don't get is that they don't just rule in shoe stores, they rule everywhere." Hear that, ladies? We rule! At shopping! Even in the DIY sector!
Elisabeth Hasselbeck phoned into The View during their first segment this morning to share the name of her little male spawn's name: Taylor Thomas Hasselbeck. In homage to Jonathan Taylor Thomas? Of Home Improvement/Tiger Beat fame? [The View]