First Crazy Look At Hustler's This Ain't Game Of Thrones XXX

There's still a couple weeks left before Game of Thrones returns to our screens. But in the meantime, here's the first trailer for Hustler's This Ain't Game of Thrones XXX, featuring Daenerys, Brienne, Cersei, Jon Snow... and watch until the end for a look at Tyrion Lannister. It's safe for work! » 3/21/14 3:45pm 3/21/14 3:45pm

Subway is making official Hunger Games sandwiches like it's not insane

So I was all set to joke about how Subway would tie their crappy sandwiches into a movie where kids compete in a brutal contest for the amusement of the rich, and where a brutal revolution might be the only solution, and then I saw the above commercial where they actually fucking did it. » 11/08/13 10:24am 11/08/13 10:24am

Behold the HORRIFYING robot baby that was too creepy for Twilight

Ever wonder, "Hey, why was the spawn of Twilight lovers Bella and Edward such a hideous CG monster troll?" Well, guess what? It could have been much, much worse. Behold the animatronic monster so hideous it scared the cast of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2, and had to be cut from the film. » 11/04/13 10:50pm 11/04/13 10:50pm

Let Oderus Urungus of GWAR read Goodnight Moon to children you hate

Know any children who won't go to bed? Well, sit them down in front of this video, in which the demonic lead vocalist of the legendary metal band GWAR reads this classic children's book to them. It won't help them sleep, but they should run into their bedrooms in pure terror immediately, and that's close enough. » 10/24/13 8:50pm 10/24/13 8:50pm

Company That Sold Controversial Cosplay Body Pillows is Backing Down

Pictures of costumed fans were being sold on giant body pillows, without the cosplayers' consent. Can you even imagine the horror of seeing a stranger lugging a giant pillow — with your back side printed on the back? Luckily, the company behind these pillows tells io9 they've agreed to stop selling them. » 6/10/13 10:05pm 6/10/13 10:05pm

David Bowie's new video is the least subtle comment on religion ever

There's a ton of amazing talent in David Bowie's music video for "The Next Day": Bowie, for one, but also Gary Oldman and Marion Cotillard, reunited after The Dark Knight Rises. But the video itself is a dismally on-the-nose, been-there-done-that critique of organized religion. NSFWish for breasts and blood. » 5/12/13 5:18pm 5/12/13 5:18pm

Saudi Cleric Proposed Putting Burkas on Baby Girls and Everyone…

In a video apparently dating back to last year, a Saudi cleric offered viewers a brief glimpse into his fetid imagination when he called for baby girls to be fully covered. With burkas. To prevent sexual molestation. Go ahead, take a moment to wonder whether or not you've wandered into a bad episode of Farscape. Now,… » 2/03/13 4:15pm 2/03/13 4:15pm

High School’s Awful ‘Prey and Predator Day’ Lets Guys Dress in Camo…

Every high school student (except the boooooooring kids) looks forward to school-wide dress-up days like pajama day, maybe, or funny hat day, or novelty t-shirt day, or favorite 19th century mathematician day, to name just a few. The possibilities are simply endless, which means, as Crookston High School in Minnesota… » 9/16/12 12:00pm 9/16/12 12:00pm

When Rapists Seek Joint Custody of the Children They Father Through…

Contrary to the wild imaginings of Rep. Todd Akin's fevered brain, women can and do get pregnant as a result of rape, a reality that's horrible enough to think about even without this extra bitter layer: some rapists successfully sue for joint custody of the children they have violently fathered. Though instances of… » 8/24/12 10:00am 8/24/12 10:00am

Daycare Workers Arrested for Allegedly Making a ‘Toddler Fights’ Video

At a daycare center that is apparently owned and operated by George Bluth, Sr., three workers allegedly videotaped a fight between the toddlers in their care, thus creating their very own, real-life version of "Boy Fights," which, as it turns out, isn't very funny without Ron Howard's sardonic narration. » 8/21/12 10:25pm 8/21/12 10:25pm

Woman Tells Urban Legend-Like Story About Match.com Pairing Her with…

TMZ, ever eager to disinter one the creepier, more lurid follow-up stories to the shooting at a movie theater in Aurora, Colorado, has pulled a wriggly worm of an anecdote out of the ground and is waving it around for everyone to flinch at — a Colorado woman named "Diana" says that on Friday afternoon, Match.com… » 7/22/12 11:30am 7/22/12 11:30am