Wilmer Valderrama Is His Own Best Friend
In today’s Tweet Beat, Wilmer Valderrama gives some depressing Christmas advice, somebody please help Hoda and I would follow Uzo Aduba anywhere.
Hungry? If You'd Like, Liza Minnelli Will Have Lunch With You
This morning on Today, Kathie Lee Gifford told the kind of cute little story that’s perfect for a Friday. One day, Gifford said, in the before time when smartphones didn’t exist, she was waiting to meet her least punctual friend for lunch at “one of the best restaurants in New York.” After sitting alone for some time,…
What the Hell Is Kathie Lee Doing?
Friday morning on Today, Kathie Lee did something strange. Though the show’s fourth hour is made up almost exclusively of Kathie Lee doing strange things, they rarely make for such compelling GIFs. What do you think she’s doing in the above image: re-enacting a particularly odd labor? Attempting yoga but not paying…
Watch Kathie Lee Jam Out and Fall Asleep to Her Own Lullaby Album
On Friday morning on Today, Hoda and Kathie Lee discussed what they listen to when falling asleep. Hoda said she preferred wordless music and that pianist Jim Brickman’s albums were her go-to ‘go to sleep’ artist. Kathie’s favorite lullabies were, expectedly, a little different. “Mine is one of my own, of course,”…
Today: The Musical Is A Pinot-Fueled Train Wreck
Kathie Lee Gifford's original musical comedy Today: The Musical premiered today on NBC, and holy god am I glad my job doesn't require me to literally dance to the whims of a drunk talking head.
Hoda Kotb Had the On-Air Birthday Party Of Her Dreams
In today's Tweet Beat, Hoda celebrates her birthday in a style very much befitting her, Reese Witherspoon is trying to make flower hats happen and Michael Kors cosigns the denim on denim trend.
Feminist Battle: Are You Privileged Enough to Get Some Sleep?
Ladies, there’s another battle in this feminism war: Sleep. And who gets it. That’s right, a biological necessity now a luxury.
Miley Cyrus' Opening Number Is BANANAS
Miley Cyrus started her Bangerz tour yesterday and it looks...interesting. If her opening number is any indication, this concert pretty much encapsulates everything we've seen Miley do in the past several months: underwear as outerwear, sinister-looking stuffed animals, a little person carrying a photo of Britney…
Kathie Lee Thinks 'Butter Face' Has to Do With Ejaculation
Today show lushes Kathie Lee and Hoda hung out with Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live last night, and played a fun game called "Encylo-Kathie Lee-dia," which tested how well KLG knows modern slang terms.
Zac Efron Passed Out From an Oxy Overdose and Some Jerk Sold the Pix
The totally reputable National Enquirer has reportedly obtained a shot of Zac Efron collapsed in the Thompson Hotel on January 3rd after an overdose of "hillbilly heroin" Oxy, obtained during a batshit night of drinking. Efron reportedly got the pills from the street and requested all party guests to buy forty for…
Miss New York Accused Of Calling Outgoing Miss America 'Fat As Fuck'
Two days before the 2013 Miss America pageant, Miss New York Nina Dalvuluri —the self-proclaimed Miss Diversity — was allegedly caught on tape calling outgoing Miss America Mallory Hagan "fat as fuck."* Keep it classy, ladies.
Kathie Lee Wished Hoda a Happy B-Day by Channinging All Over Her Tatum
You know, there were plenty of super-important celebrity news stories we could kick this morning off with (K-Fed got married! and Angelina Jolie's kids are unimpressed by their mom's cinematic villainy!), and while I'm quite sure we're all familiar with the vicissitudes of morning talk show fate that paired…
The View Is Trying to Get Hoda Kotb to Ditch Kathie Lee
The daytime talk show Russian roulette continues: Hoda Kotb, who hosts the fourth hour of the Today show with the brilliant mind that is Kathie Lee, has allegedly been approached to leave her post and join ABC's Barbara Walters's five-headed monstrosity The View.
Amanda Bynes ‘Aided’ by Sleazy Sam Lutfi, Britney's Former Manager
This is not good. Sam Lufti, best known as the bizarre and controlling former manager of 2007 brokedown-palace edition Britney Spears, has got his claws into Amanda Bynes. Apparently he bought her the plane ticket back to L.A. after the bong-throwing incident and she's spoken to him on the phone since she was placed…
New Today Show Castmember Can't Be Bleat
Squee! This morning on Today, Hoda and Kathie Lee met two baby goats from the Stamford Museum and Nature Center in Connecticut that had been named Hoda and Kathie Lee.
Prince Harry and Michelle Obama Host Swoony White House Teatime
Re-watch your VHS of the Oscar-winning Julia Stiles rom-com The Prince And Me, because Prince Harry is on our shores and hearts are motherfucking AFLUTTER. Michelle Obama and Jill Biden surprised their guests at a White House Mother's Day ceremony when the Royal Ginger Apparated in front of the crowd.
In Which Hoda Kotb Discusses the Shape of Her Pubic Hair on Live TV
This morning on Today, while discussing personal grooming, Kathie Lee said she believes landing strips are "just wrong." Of course, she said this before finding out that bestselling author and Peabody Award-winning journalist Hoda has one. Apparently KLG just does minor grooming of her garden. But what happened after…
Kathie Lee and Hoda Are in a Chardonnay-Soaked Feud
No! The wonderfully batty, tipsy holy duo of Hoda and Kathie Lee are boiling with resentment thanks to that classic American triptych of greed, geography and sheer carnal impulse. (I may have thrown that third one in.) Apparently Kathie Lee has been lobbying to move Today to Los Angeles for quite some time, and her…
James Franco Has No Gag Reflex
So James Franco deep-throats a pistol in
J.K. Rowling's newest novel,
James Franco and The Cavernous Sexual Ambiguity
the upcoming Harmony Korine film Spring Breakers. Details interviews Franco this month, and its reporter recalls another instance of a Franco onscreen blowjob in his NYU student film The Broken Tower.
Lovable Wino Hoda Kotb Is Off the Sauce for One Whole Month
In this edition of Tweet Beat, Hoda is taking a break from wine, Amber Riley has a cute haircut, Carrie Brownstein witnesses a sad rejection and Rachel Maddow and Greta Van Susteren are friends in their off hours.
