Important Hitler Sex Rumor: He Liked to Be Pooed On
I will keep telling these stories until there are no more stories to be told.
Hitler's Dick Was All Fucked Up
When my grandfather was a young boy, he fled his home in Vienna to escape the Holocaust and arrived in New York City with not much more than his wood fiber pants, which had comically shrunken after getting soaked with salt water on the trip over. He would learn English, join the U.S. Army, earn his B.A. and Ph.D. in…
Guess How Many Testicles Hitler Had
If you had to guess how many testicles Adolf Hitler had, how many testicles would you guess? Would you guess two testicles? Perhaps more? If so, you’d be wrong. Because according to a recently discovered doctor’s note, Adolf Hitler had a total testicle count of one. One testicle.
Author Wonders Whether Hitler Was a Tiger in the Sack or What
Nobody knows for sure what it was like to have sex with Hitler and, with the exception of a small number of very specific fetishists, most people have gone through their lives without thinking too deeply about it. But now, thanks to Martin Amis's imagination, we've got more speculation on Hitler's penis than ever…
Tila Tequila Is a Nazi Sympathizer Who Calls Herself 'Hitila'
Tila Tequila, perhaps best known as the most popular artist on Myspace (according to page views) circa April 2006, and whose occupation is listed as "Glamour model" on Wikipedia, and probably most relevantly, who we all thought would fade into rightful obscurity following the cancellation of A Shot at Love with Tila…
Nazi Women Were Experts on Husband Finding, Baby Having, and Murder
Not to Godwin myself in the first sentence of my first post of the day, but here goes: if you think education is wasted on girls because what they should be learning is about lady skills like man-pleasing and baby-rearing, then congratulations! You and Hitler agree on how society should treat women.
Nazi Diamonds Are Most Definitely Not a Girl's Best Friend
Raise your hand if you'd be willing to spend almost $110,000 on a super fancy swastika ring made especially for Hitler by a rabid anti-semitic jeweler. None of you should be raising your hands.
Thai University Apologizes for Commending Grads with Hitler Mural
Thailand's leading university has come under fire for displaying a heinously distasteful banner as a tribute to its graduating class. How heinous are we talking here? Um, well: the giant billboard depicts a host of popular American superheroes flanking Adolf Hitler. Photos taken at the graduation show that Hitler…
Cool Prank Audition Convinces Women to Wear Blackface, Salute Hitler
About 30 aspiring actresses who responded to a casting call got the shit fooled out of them when it turned out that they were auditioning for a part that didn't actually exist. But wait! It gets fool-ier: during the fake audition, the women were asked to do unladylike things like wear blackface, impersonate Adolph…
Everyone! Stop Giving Old People a Pass Just for Being Old!
French parfumier Jean-Paul Guerlain was fined 6,000 euros this week for making racist comments in a televised interview. When discussing his famous Samsara fragrance (a "heady oriental fragrance featuring main notes of jasmine and sandalwood"), Guerlain said, "And for once I started working like a nigger. I don't know…
Frightening Girl Loves Her Hitler Doll
Check out this picture of an adorable little girl hugging her OH SWEET CHRIST THAT IS A HITLER DOLL.
Bored With Saving Lives, Lifeguards Make Videos Homophobic Hitler Videos
A group of British lifeguards have drawn fire for making a YouTube video in which they impersonate Hitler, make homophobic jokes, and pretend to have sex with a life jacket.
Field Guide: Daphne Guinness And Her Thoughts On Hitler
Rebecca Mead's profile of Daphne Guinness from this week's New Yorker aims to explain the nature of the heiress/fashion star's appeal. And just what it is that she does all day.
Kate To Naomi: "Trying To Upstage Me, Bitch?"
The Vogue cover story about Kate Moss's wedding is here, and it is a doozy. The supermodel decided to tie the knot after watching Big Fat Gypsy Weddings. Moss explains:
, the run by creepy Christians, is selling an unusually high number of shirts with exhortations on them right now. [] A -inspired collection…Lars Von Trier Declares Himself A Nazi, Hitler Sympathizer
Director Lars Von Trier seemingly lost his shit when, at a press at the Cannes Film Festival for his film Melancholia, he declared himself a Nazi and Hitler sympathizer among things in a bout of verbal diarrhea that freaked out other members of the panel, before a moderator cut the event short.
Elle Turkey Shoots Fashion Spread In Ruined Armenian City
In 1064, Turkish armies laid siege to Ani, a bustling, largely Armenian city of 200,000. They were ordered to destroy Ani, and kill everyone they found. In 2011, Elle Turkey used the ruins left behind for a fashion story.
Today In Ill-Advised Anne Frank Interpretations
A fantasy of Jewish militarized revenge — like Inglourious Basterds! Sexing up a Holocaust victim who died at 15 — like everything else everywhere! The question is, are you Team Anne or Team Hitler?
Bollywood To Tackle The Romance Of Hitler And Eva Braun
File this under Bad Ideas: A Bollywood studio has announced plans to make a film about Hitler's romance with Eva Braun. Braun will be played by a former Miss India, and Hitler will be played by Anupam Kher.
