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    Good Day, Sunshine

    High And Dry

    Hillary Clinton On Sarah Palin: "It Would Be Very Interesting To Sit Down And Talk With Her"

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    Image of logruszed logruszed
    11/18/09

    In reply to Good Day, Sunshine
    Jesus that is one badass jacket.
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    11/18/09

    In reply to Good Day, Sunshine
    If you're gonna be ducking bullets on the tarmac, you might as well do it in style!
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Good Day, Sunshine
    Hillary's threads, as imagined by J. Peterman

    Zanobia's Coat

    Septima Zanobia, the beautiful martial queen, governed Syria in the 3rd century, exquisite fabrics draping in the date-scented wind as she rode to victory, conquering Claudius and reclaiming Egypt, her fertile birthright.

    Zanobia employed an army of blind weavers, whose lack of sight translated into unparalleled craftsmanship. I explored the sensual twists and turns of their local bazaar and commissioned this coat from their youngest descendants - 12 year old boys with tiny fingers that weave mystical fabrics fit for a modern-day empress.

    Zanobia the Mystical Coat (No. 4500). Heaviest goat's wool with distinctive floral and silk embellishment. A cacophony of color. Simply splendid.

    Accessorize with a man's skull hanging from your fingers, or take a page from Zanobia's later years and marry off your daughter to your enemy to ensure a peaceful future. Wear this anywhere, and you're sure to do a little diplomacy of your own.
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    11/18/09

    In reply to Good Day, Sunshine
    That is one awesome caftan.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/18/09

    In reply to Good Day, Sunshine
    Someone's glowing after their visit with the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi!
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/16/09

    In reply to High And Dry
    You just know she is thinking of something great. I <3 her. #hillaryclintonchina
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    11/16/09

    In reply to High And Dry
    I realize that this may speak to a certain degree of engrained sexism, but I really want her to give me a hug. I'm pretty much letting myself be walked over by an ex right now, and I want her to give me big hug, then take me by the shoulders and say, "Girl, you are better than this." Because if HRC says it, it's true. Her expression here could make me believe anything, I think.

    Also, I would like her to kick ass and take names. Diplomatically, of course. #hillaryclintonchina
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    11/16/09

    @jigglyball: I don't think you'd say the same thing about Laura Bush. So maybe it's not sexist.

    But, I will pull the big sister tone now, and say this. Jigglyball, you are a funny and smart woman. I always love your comments. I think you're a lot stronger than you think you are, you'll be fine by yourself and there are greener pastures out there than what that douche is offering. You can do better. #hillaryclintonchina
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    11/16/09


    @jigglyball: Here's a hug for you! #hillaryclintonchina
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    11/16/09

    @Bunsen Honeydew: Thanks, hearted for that. I'll leave my romantic woes out of the rest of the thread, so it doesn't go OT. #hillaryclintonchina
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    11/16/09

    @jigglyball: I also ditto Bunsen Hondeydew. You're way better than whatever crap your ex is dishing out. #hillaryclintonchina
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    Image of highjump highjump
    11/16/09

    In reply to High And Dry
    Oh Hillary,
    Why am I smiling
    And why do I sing?
    Why does November
    Seem sunny as spring?
    Why do I get up
    Each morning and start?
    Happy and head up
    With joy in my heart
    Why is each new task
    A trifle to do?
    Because I am living
    A life full of you.

    [fyi- this is the rarely heard additional verse of Singin' in the Rain, not my own work. But the sentiment is real] #hillaryclintonchina
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    Image of joannabobanna joannabobanna
    11/16/09

    @highjump: And hearted. Nice!

    Also, Hillary distracts me and keeps me from writing papers. She's just so smart and amazing that I end up reading waaay too much about her. #hillaryclintonchina
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    11/16/09

    @joannabobanna: You can avoid this by writing papers about HRC. #hillaryclintonchina
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    Image of joannabobanna joannabobanna
    11/16/09

    @highjump: Oh man, I wish! Wouldn't that be a perfect world? #hillaryclintonchina
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    11/15/09

    In reply to Hillary Clinton On Sarah Palin: "It Would Be Very Interesting To Sit Down And Talk With Her"
    OMG, this would be cruel, like a dog with a chew toy or a cat with a crippled, mentally retarded mouse. I AM FOR THIS. How much are the tickets and are they taking bets? #hillaryclinton
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/15/09

    @SBJ: You stole that from my brain. Absolutely. Here we have a tiny little lying pea brain and here we have a smart smart smart accomplished woman. Discuss. Bwa ha ha ha ha.

    Hillary has learned some of Obama's jujitsu -- sure, lets have that cup of coffee. #hillaryclinton
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    11/15/09

    In reply to Hillary Clinton On Sarah Palin: "It Would Be Very Interesting To Sit Down And Talk With Her"
    Maybe Hillary should take Palin with when she goes to Singapore! Then, Hillary can give her a pack of gum right when they get off the plane and tell Palin that local culture requires you chew lots of gum and then just drop the wad on the street.
    We will never see that bitch again. #hillaryclinton
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    Image of JBae (née JSouth) JBae (née JSouth)
    11/15/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: You made me laugh out loud! My college roommate lived in Singapore for several years, so I heard all about the strict rules re: gum chewing. She would bring mega-packs of it with her when she went home for her younger siblings. #hillaryclinton
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/15/09

    In reply to Hillary Clinton On Sarah Palin: "It Would Be Very Interesting To Sit Down And Talk With Her"
    The President gets to have beer.
    The Secretary of State only gets to have coffee. #hillaryclinton
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/15/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I had the same thought! When she was elaborating I was hoping she'd say "yes, I'd love to sit down for a round of tequila shots." #hillaryclinton
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    11/15/09

    @Penny: Haha. I'd buy that round. #hillaryclinton
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    11/15/09

    In reply to Hillary Clinton On Sarah Palin: "It Would Be Very Interesting To Sit Down And Talk With Her"
    Having coffee with Sarah Palin would be like going to see a really bad movie "ironically," and then 10 minutes in you realise there really is nothing funny about it, but you've already paid good money so you're stuck. #hillaryclinton
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    11/15/09

    In reply to Hillary Clinton On Sarah Palin: "It Would Be Very Interesting To Sit Down And Talk With Her"
    Clinton was my first choice for Pres, I have long been an admirer, but I think she seems remarkably well-suited as Secretary of State. She is so tactful, gracious and sharp.

    Also, I would 'absolutely' love to see the undercover footage of that Clinton/Palin coffee meet-up. #hillaryclinton
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    11/15/09

    @JBae (née JSouth): My first choice as well. I still would have liked to see her in office, but thank god we don't have any of those wacky conservatives at the helm...

    She is quite well-suited for SOS, however, you're right. #hillaryclinton
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    11/15/09

    @Penny: She is great as SOS because she is truly smart, capable and has a lifetime of political connections and relationships. She would have made a great prez, but I think it worked out for the best, because she seems to have accomplished 10x what Obama has just by working for him. If she were president, she would be stuck managing her image more than half the time.

    p.s. How sweet would it be if she could just mentor Sarah Palin out of the Dark Ages? She is a great diplomat! #hillaryclinton
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    11/15/09

    @EndangeredRed: That sounds like a delightfully messed up 21st century Pygmalion riff. "My Fair Lady Politician." #hillaryclinton
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    11/15/09

    In reply to Hillary Clinton On Sarah Palin: "It Would Be Very Interesting To Sit Down And Talk With Her"
    I *love* the subtle put-down. "I'm sure I'll see something while I'm in Beijing, and Shanghai, and Singapore..." subtext: "you know, because I'm the goddamn Secretary of State of the US and I have actual work to do, and you're just a failed governor with PR problems." #hillaryclinton
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    11/15/09

    @Ipomoea: That's how Wellesley-graduated Scorpionic Secretaries of State roll.

    Yo. #hillaryclinton
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    Image of arirang arirang
    11/15/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: a Seven Sisters education will teach you that #hillaryclinton
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    11/15/09

    In reply to Hillary Clinton On Sarah Palin: "It Would Be Very Interesting To Sit Down And Talk With Her"
    "gosh gee, hiya. can i call ya hillary?"

    no. #hillaryclinton
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