I'm sure by now you're familiar with Pete Santilli, the right-wing radio host, "former U.S. marine, and Coca-Cola Executive," who recently presented his extremely impressive four-point plan for shooting Hillary Clinton in the vagina.
Bill Clinton: Leave Hillary ALONE (Sob)
Hillary Clinton and the bid for the 2016 presidency: the biggest "will they or won't they" of our generation. The subject of endless speculation and probably countless Vision Boards across the nation. Also, according to Bill Clinton, a sad sign of "our national tendency to attention deficit disorder when it comes to…
Maybe It’s Time for Kirsten Gillibrand to Leapfrog Hillary Clinton
As we, the sycophantic public, dangle precariously between presidential election cycles, only one question keeps us attuned to the distant rumblings of potential candidates as they posture, pivot, and promenade their way to a spot in the presidential primary spotlight of 2016: could Kirsten Gillibrand leapfrog Hillary…
We Need a Picture of Hillary Clinton In Every Room In America
Hillary Clinton has long been a role model for women in male-dominated fields, but a new study proves that her status as an inspiration is taken quite literally. After conflicting reports from a 2010 study posited that the self-perception of women was detrimentally affected by high-powered ("elite") female figures in…
Dissecting The Appearance Of Female Candidates Causes Voters To Take…
President Obama's recent remark that Kamala Harris is "by far the best looking Attorney General" (for which he has since apologized) sparked a great deal of feminist outrage, as well as — predictably — confusion from those who don't perceive the latent sexism in what they saw as an innocuous compliment. One such…
Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Poker Face Is Completely Inscrutable
Political Stratego champion Hillary Clinton is frustrating potential opponents in the 2016 presidential race by keeping her plans super secret. Is her "transition office" in a small corporate space on Connecticut Avenue in Washington D.C. the beehive of advance polling everyone thinks it is, or is it really just a place…
Hillary Clinton Publicly Backs Gay Marriage
Former Secretary of State/possible future president Hillary Rodham Clinton has teamed up with the Human Rights Campaign (HRC 4 HRC?) to publicly declare her support of marriage equality. Sure, she could have done this when she was First Lady or holding office (to be fair, she has spoken in favor of equal rights in…
Hackers Release Super-Secret Personal Info on Beyonce, Hillary…
Gross. Some stanky ne'erdowells hacked into the personal records of a bunch of A-list celebrities and political figures, then released all of those details to the world. The victims include Beyonce, Jay-Z, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Mel Gibson, Ashton Kutcher, Joe Biden, and Hillary Clinton, and the information…
Hillary Clinton Is Getting Paid More Than Her Husband
It was recently announced that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton would hit the speaking circuit — a sign which some took to mean that she was gearing up for a presidential run in 2016. (Though, at this point, she could eat oatmeal for breakfast and we'd probably take it to mean the exact same thing.) Yesterday, …
