Hillary Clinton is Selling Pantsuit Tees and 'Shattered Glass' Tumblers

Any political strategist will tell you the most important part of any presidential campaign is the lifestyle brand. A candidate isn’t truly running for the country’s highest elected office until their name is stitched, stuck, or printed all over their supporters’ bodies, homes, offices, and cars. With the launch of… » 5/26/15 10:10am Yesterday 10:10am

Here's Some Prime Fox News Meaningless Yelling

Happy almost Memorial Day, a day when we think about America and the sacrifices we make for it! To celebrate, Mediaite brings our attention to a beautiful clip of Andrea Tantaros of Fox News and Democratic strategist Penny Lee going at it on Hannity Thursday. Your necessary context clues here are: Hillary Clinton,… » 5/22/15 12:10pm Friday 12:10pm

Bernie Sanders Will Introduce Bill to Make Public Colleges Tuition-Free

Senator Bernie Sanders will introduce a bill this week that would make four-year public universities in the United States tuition-free. Much like his presidential campaign, it’s not going to go anywhere, and, much like his campaign, it’s going to prod Hillary Clinton to make affordable higher education a bigger part… » 5/19/15 12:45pm 5/19/15 12:45pm

Chelsea Clinton Is Wrecking Havoc at the Clinton Foundation

With a name like Chelsea Clinton, you’d think that working at the Clinton Foundation would be a cakewalk—maybe popping in on Fridays with bagels and a friendly wave; approving office supply orders while you browse on Amazon; unlimited Seamless. That fantasy might actually exist, according to reports that Chelsea seems… » 5/19/15 11:50am 5/19/15 11:50am

Breaking: Hillary Clinton is Very, Very Rich

According to financial disclosure forms filed with federal election officials on Friday, Hillary and Bill Clinton have earned over $30 million in the last sixteen months. The New York Times reports that the money largely came from giving speeches to corporations and banks. That amount officially makes Clinton one of… » 5/16/15 12:15pm 5/16/15 12:15pm

Hillary Clinton Wants SCOTUS Nominees Who Will Overturn Citizens United

The Washington Post is reporting that Hillary Clinton told a group of big deal campaign donors that if she’s elected president, she’ll only approve Supreme Court nominees who would overturn Citizens United. Despite her new tough talk, Clinton, like every other candidate, will waft towards election day on a tide of… » 5/15/15 11:30am 5/15/15 11:30am

The Daily Show Lampoons Jeb Bush's Iraq War Tapdance

This week Jeb Bush forgot that when you’re running for president, even secretly, you must distance yourself from the last guy’s mistakes, even if that guy’s your brother whose name is George and his mistake was invading Iraq. On The Daily Show, Jon Stewart tackled Jeb (pronounced Heb) and his struggles in the best way… » 5/15/15 10:10am 5/15/15 10:10am

Hillary Clinton Uses Mother's Day To Talk About Paid Family Leave

Hillary Clinton’s latest campaign video is a Mother’s Day themed affair. In it Clinton pays homage to her own mother, celebrates the birth of her granddaughter, and shifts into the issue of paid family leave. “It’s outrageous that America is the only country in the developed world that doesn’t guarantee paid leave,”… » 5/10/15 3:00pm 5/10/15 3:00pm

Political Pundit Ja Rule Reveals His Choice for President

Rapper Ja Rule, known for one of history’s most romantic love songs, “Every Thug Needs a Lady,” and roles in The Fast and the Furious and Pauly Shore is Dead, stopped by Fox Business to promote his new business collaboration with Magnises, a credit card company that targets millenials. During the segment, Ja Rule was… » 5/07/15 10:05pm 5/07/15 10:05pm

Hillary Clinton Vows to Address Problems She & Her Husband Helped Cause

Yesterday, Hillary Clinton hopped aboard the anti-police state wave, announcing in a speech at Columbia University that police brutality and over-incarceration were cultural malignancies that Had To Stop. The move, politically expedient given ongoing unrest in several cities over recent high-profile cases of deadly… » 4/30/15 3:10pm 4/30/15 3:10pm

Adorable Female CEO Thinks God Doesn't Want a Woman President

There is a sweet little lady in Dallas, Texas who feels the American presidency is not made for women because of our hormones. Heaven knows what we’d do if presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton was suffering a hot flash while negotiating with someone like Prime Minister Netanyahu, she may start World War III! » 4/16/15 1:10pm 4/16/15 1:10pm

Jon Stewart Is Not Impressed With Clinton's Campaign Announcement

Jon Stewart took on Hillary Clinton’s campaign announcement on Monday night’s episode of The Daily Show, and for those of us whose reaction was more “can’t wait for this Stouffer’s ad to end” than “can’t wait to see what this feminist hero will do next,” Stewart’s restrained barbs were very satisfying. » 4/14/15 11:50am 4/14/15 11:50am