Hillary Clinton Vows to Address Problems She & Her Husband Helped Cause

Yesterday, Hillary Clinton hopped aboard the anti-police state wave, announcing in a speech at Columbia University that police brutality and over-incarceration were cultural malignancies that Had To Stop. The move, politically expedient given ongoing unrest in several cities over recent high-profile cases of deadly… » 4/30/15 3:10pm Thursday 3:10pm

Adorable Female CEO Thinks God Doesn't Want a Woman President

There is a sweet little lady in Dallas, Texas who feels the American presidency is not made for women because of our hormones. Heaven knows what we’d do if presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton was suffering a hot flash while negotiating with someone like Prime Minister Netanyahu, she may start World War III! » 4/16/15 1:10pm 4/16/15 1:10pm

Jon Stewart Is Not Impressed With Clinton's Campaign Announcement

Jon Stewart took on Hillary Clinton’s campaign announcement on Monday night’s episode of The Daily Show, and for those of us whose reaction was more “can’t wait for this Stouffer’s ad to end” than “can’t wait to see what this feminist hero will do next,” Stewart’s restrained barbs were very satisfying. » 4/14/15 11:50am 4/14/15 11:50am

Marco Rubio Stands in Traffic to Announce He's Announcing Something

Pray for your poor presumptive presidential candidates, who have to try to build “excitement” and “momentum” into their budding campaigns. And pray especially hard for Senator Marco Rubio, who decided that in the wake of Hillary Clinton’s announcement yesterday, his best move would be releasing a cellphone video of… » 4/13/15 11:30am 4/13/15 11:30am

Hillary Clinton Makes It Official And Announces Run For Presidency

Since this morning, we’ve had our eyes on Hillary Clinton’s social media channels, waiting for the official announcement of her second run for presidency. Instead of booming fanfare in the form of a tweet or an Instagram of The Rock making the statement (my fantasy which will sadly never happen because he’s a… » 4/12/15 3:55pm 4/12/15 3:55pm

Hillary Clinton Might Be Taking Veep's Makeup Artist

Last night during the Veep season 4 premiere party, COMEDY ANGEL Julia Louis-Dreyfus revealed a fun bit of trivia: the HBO series revolving around the staff of fictional president Selina Meyer shares a makeup artist—Barbara Lacy—with Hillary Clinton. And now that Clinton is probably running for president, Lacy will… » 4/08/15 7:20pm 4/08/15 7:20pm

Did Clinton's Backdoor Adviser Illegally Lobby for Putin Ally?

Hillary Clinton says there is nothing to hide in her scandalous personal email account, now apparently half-deleted. But leaked emails from her longtime confidant Sidney Blumenthal show that he and another former official from Bill Clinton's administration were secretly lobbying the secretary of state on behalf of a… » 3/30/15 6:17pm 3/30/15 6:17pm

America Still Loves the Unbreakable Hillary Clinton

According to a new Gallup poll, Hillary Clinton is owning the other potential 2016 Presidential contenders when it comes to favorability. Fortunately for Clinton, not enough people care enough about the fact that she also owned the server she used to send personal and professional emails back when she was Secretary of… » 3/13/15 2:30pm 3/13/15 2:30pm