Hillary Clinton Vows to Address Problems She & Her Husband Helped Cause
Yesterday, Hillary Clinton hopped aboard the anti-police state wave, announcing in a speech at Columbia University that police brutality and over-incarceration were cultural malignancies that Had To Stop. The move, politically expedient given ongoing unrest in several cities over recent high-profile cases of deadly…
Nice Gay Couple in Hillary Video Invites Hillary to Their Wedding
The photogenic gay couple from Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign announcement video has invited the Democratic only-runner to their upcoming wedding. Too bad she’s probably going to be kind of busy for the next five hundred days.
Maybe Ready For Hillary Should Stop Selling This Poster and iPhone Case
Idea: Maybe Ready for Hillary, the most visible and thirsty PAC pushing a Hillary Clinton presidential run, should consider no longer selling in their store items featuring a picture of Hillary Clinton checking her email.
America Still Loves the Unbreakable Hillary Clinton
According to a new Gallup poll, Hillary Clinton is owning the other potential 2016 Presidential contenders when it comes to favorability. Fortunately for Clinton, not enough people care enough about the fact that she also owned the server she used to send personal and professional emails back when she was Secretary of…
Of Course Ashley Madison Stuck Hillary Clinton's Image on a Billboard
Ashley Madison is no stranger to sleaze ball ads and PR moves, but their latest one, while in the same vein, is quite the doozy. The online extramarital matchmaking service just unveiled a new billboard in Chicago starring a beaming Hillary Clinton photoshopped with the signature Ashley Madison finger to her lips. …
Hillary Clinton Jokes About Calling Her Book The Scrunchie Chronicles
Hard Choices may be the title Hillary Clinton eventually settled on for her forthcoming memoirs, but the former Secretary of State said recently that another more fun title could have (and, in my humble opinion, should have) made the cut: The Scrunchie Chronicles.
RNC Chairman Declares Hillary Clinton's Age, Health 'Fair Game'
There's been a lot of talk about Hillary Clinton's MyStErY brain injury these days (spoiler alert: 80% the mystery is why we're even talking about it in the first place). Of course, like any female political figure, Clinton faces all sorts of ridiculous assertions and questions about her age, her health, her fashion,…
Hillary Clinton Finally Admits She's Thinking of Running for President
All that Hillary Clinton 2016 speculation just went from wishful political fanfic to political possibility, as the former Secretary of State and First Lady admitted yesterday that she's "thinking about" running for President. Everybody freak out!
Hillary Clinton Is Most Admired Woman of the Year for the 18th Time
According to a Gallup poll conducted at the beginning of the month, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are the Most Admired Man and Woman of 2013. This comes as a surprise to pretty much no one, as 1) presidents are pretty much always given the title, and 2) both Obama and Clinton have won for the past few years. In…
Pro-Hillary Clinton PAC Wants to Put Hil's Face On Your Boobs
A Political Action Committee intent on getting some ovaries in the Oval Office has unveiled a new tee shirt design advertising the wearer's preparedness for President Hillary. Featuring a stylized print of the former Secretary of State/Senator/First Lady's face above the word "ready," it's got all the makings of…
