Hillary Clinton Vows to Address Problems She & Her Husband Helped Cause

Yesterday, Hillary Clinton hopped aboard the anti-police state wave, announcing in a speech at Columbia University that police brutality and over-incarceration were cultural malignancies that Had To Stop. The move, politically expedient given ongoing unrest in several cities over recent high-profile cases of deadly… »4/30/15 3:10pm4/30/15 3:10pm

America Still Loves the Unbreakable Hillary Clinton

According to a new Gallup poll, Hillary Clinton is owning the other potential 2016 Presidential contenders when it comes to favorability. Fortunately for Clinton, not enough people care enough about the fact that she also owned the server she used to send personal and professional emails back when she was Secretary of… »3/13/15 2:30pm3/13/15 2:30pm

Of Course Ashley Madison Stuck Hillary Clinton's Image on a Billboard

Ashley Madison is no stranger to sleaze ball ads and PR moves, but their latest one, while in the same vein, is quite the doozy. The online extramarital matchmaking service just unveiled a new billboard in Chicago starring a beaming Hillary Clinton photoshopped with the signature Ashley Madison finger to her lips. … »6/28/14 1:07pm6/28/14 1:07pm

RNC Chairman Declares Hillary Clinton's Age, Health 'Fair Game'

There's been a lot of talk about Hillary Clinton's MyStErY brain injury these days (spoiler alert: 80% the mystery is why we're even talking about it in the first place). Of course, like any female political figure, Clinton faces all sorts of ridiculous assertions and questions about her age, her health, her fashion,… »5/18/14 12:45pm5/18/14 12:45pm

Hillary Clinton Is Most Admired Woman of the Year for the 18th Time

According to a Gallup poll conducted at the beginning of the month, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are the Most Admired Man and Woman of 2013. This comes as a surprise to pretty much no one, as 1) presidents are pretty much always given the title, and 2) both Obama and Clinton have won for the past few years. In… »12/30/13 2:10pm12/30/13 2:10pm

Pro-Hillary Clinton PAC Wants to Put Hil's Face On Your Boobs

A Political Action Committee intent on getting some ovaries in the Oval Office has unveiled a new tee shirt design advertising the wearer's preparedness for President Hillary. Featuring a stylized print of the former Secretary of State/Senator/First Lady's face above the word "ready," it's got all the makings of… »6/26/13 12:30pm6/26/13 12:30pm