Esteemed British Author Dares to Criticize Kate Middleton, Entire Sky…

If you hadn't heard, there's a slightly enormous kerfuffle unfolding across the pond, after two-time Booker Prize winner Hilary Mantel called Duchess Kate Middleton a "shop-window mannequin" with a "perfect plastic smile" and no personality. That rumbling you hear is one million royal-obsessed biddies spit-taking… » 2/19/13 7:00pm 2/19/13 7:00pm