Aussie Cop Is a Ryan Gosling Lookalike Who Can't Keep the Ladies Off

By day, Grant Hazell is just a regular hard-working cop and father of two whose name sounds like a failed stage actor just kicking off his porn career. By other parts of the day, he's Grant Hazell, Ryan Gosling Doppelganger. It seems when Hazell is not walking his beat keeping the good people and koala bears of… » 11/11/13 12:00pm 11/11/13 12:00pm

Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling Is So Hot When He's a Stone-Faced Killer

There's a lot of red in the red-band Only God Forgives trailer. Red neon titles, red lanterns, blood-red blood. And your boyfriend Ryan Gosling looks freaking hot when bathed in red light. He also looks hot when he's silently crushing someone's leg with a kick and then dragging that person down a hallway by that… » 4/04/13 12:40pm 4/04/13 12:40pm

Ryan Cabrera Got a Very Normal Tattoo of Ryan Gosling's Face on His Leg

People take tattoos seriously to varying degrees. Some think that anything you commit to your skin forever should have a significance, others think that it should just be visually appealing and then — way out there on the fringe — there's sort of-celebrity Ryan Cabrera who got Ryan Gosling's face tattooed on his calf… » 4/02/13 7:15pm 4/02/13 7:15pm

Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling Went Out Last Night

Your boyfriend Ryan Gosling went out last night: It was the premiere of his new flick, The Place Beyond The Pines. Your boyfriend Ryan Gosling looked rather uncomfortable on the red carpet — hands shoved in pockets, eyes vaguely bemused, visibly using every drop of his patience to make it through the rigamarole. Your… » 3/29/13 2:40pm 3/29/13 2:40pm

Hey Girl, Ryan Gosling Was Covered in Chocolate at the Gangster Squad

Well, technically he was covered in a chocolate brown suit. But a gal can dream! The premiere of Gangster Squad took place at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California, and while some of the big guns were dressed appropriately for the Tinseltown event, others suffered a misfire. Shall we take a look? » 1/08/13 2:15pm 1/08/13 2:15pm

Aww! Watch Wittle 12-Year-Old Ryan Gosling on Canadian TV

Here's one from the vault. The Hollywood Reporter has recently unearthed a selection of interviews from Canada's Canada AM, a show known for giving young performing upstarts their big breaks. Among the segments are Drake (but he'll always be Wheelchair Jimmy to me) and none other than the baby goose himself Ryan… » 10/23/12 4:00pm 10/23/12 4:00pm

Paul Ryan Gosling Quotes Flown Over Rally for Actual Paul Ryan

Since Republican Presidential nominee Mitt Romney announced that he was choosing Wisconsin Congressman Paul Ryan as his running mate, all meme hell has broken loose. He looks like Eddie Munster! The American people are unimpressed and so is McKayla Maroney! But, most importantly, his last name is the same as the first… » 8/14/12 1:50pm 8/14/12 1:50pm

It's Time You See This Footage of an Extremely Young Ryan Gosling…

Here is an exceedingly tiny Ryan Gosling performing with great enthusiasm at a Mormon talent show in 1991. He is also joined by his sister Mandi. Why were they performing for Mormons? Shhhh, we can't even deal with that right now because what we really need to talk about is the fact that this video takes our souls… » 6/18/12 9:00pm 6/18/12 9:00pm

A Special Christian 'Hey Girl' Thrill

Why should heathens be the only ones to enjoy attention from hot male celebrities? They shouldn't, which is why the worshippers among us should be extra thankful that Hey Christian Girl exists. It's like Hey Girl — but holy. Now all we need is for Ryan Gosling and the Purity Bear to team up and save someone's soul,… » 6/11/12 10:00am 6/11/12 10:00am

How Long Can Ryan Gosling Keep Being Ryan Gosling?

Yes, friends, I know we're all suuuuuuper excited that intergalactic hegemon and sexual daffodil Ryan Gosling rescued a woman from being hit by a car yesterday. I'm with you. My vagina died of a heart attack too. But I think we're overlooking the real story here, which is that RYAN GOSLING'S PUBLICIST PUSHED A WOMAN… » 4/04/12 4:00pm 4/04/12 4:00pm

Ryan Gosling Saves a Woman's Life and We All Die From Swooning

There is no way that Ryan Gosling is a real human being. He's got to be some kind of artsy superhero, because he seems to be just wandering the streets looking for people in need. First, he broke up that street fight last summer. And today he outdid himself: He saved a lady in Manhattan from being hit by a taxi.… » 4/03/12 9:00pm 4/03/12 9:00pm