Concerned Parent Wants to Hire 'Cool Black Kids' For Bullied Son

A bullied child is every parent's worst nightmare, and when school meetings and disciplinary action is not enough, what's a concerned mother or father to do? Thank god there's Craigslist where, for the kingly sum of $15 an hour, anyone can find some "cool black kids" to meet their son at the 7/11. » 10/21/14 7:45pm 10/21/14 7:45pm

Queen Elizabeth Seeks Royal Dishwasher, Clumsy Butterfingers Need Not…

Rumor has it that Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth of England could use a hand. A pair of hands, actually. On the Official Website of the British Monarchy, one will find a job listing for a position known as "General Catering Assistant (Wash-up)." Your mission, should you choose to accept it — er, be chosen to accept it: » 1/08/13 4:10pm 1/08/13 4:10pm

Hate Your Well-Paying, High-Profile Job? Be A Jezebel Career Mentor!

When women hop jobs on Wall Street, they're much more likely to maintain their "star power" than men, a Harvard Business School study recently found. The reason was obvious, yet interesting: while men tend to achieve their standing by kissing ass within their respective firms, women look outside their firms to build… » 1/28/08 4:40pm 1/28/08 4:40pm

Wanted: Fun-Loving Female; Loves Long Walks In The Weekend Rain

We noticed a few things after putting up our 6-month anniversary post late last month: Readers want less fewer Kim Kardashian, more hot dudes, an advice column (done!), lots more Crap, and less snaps of celebrity spawn. (Take it up with the paparazzi; we take what we can get.) And although we're not able — or willing… » 12/03/07 10:00am 12/03/07 10:00am

Help Wanted: Be The Jezebel High School Correspondent!

Did you just get home from school? Or would you have just gotten home from school if you hadn't um, had to leave early for a doctor's appointment? (Ha ha, do you realize how funny the idea of using a "doctor's appointment" as an excuse will seem when you are old and uninsured? Don't worry, there's always "food… » 10/02/07 3:30pm 10/02/07 3:30pm

Unretouched Cover Photos Wanted: $10,000 Reward

One of the things about the women's magazine industry that riles us up the most is that the images they feature bear little semblance to reality. This is especially true with regards to the covers, which, as we point out in our manifesto, are essentially female forgeries, what with all the computer-artistry involving… » 5/21/07 11:30am 5/21/07 11:30am