Valedictorian Says 'Hell' in Speech; School Clutches Pearls and Withholds Her Diploma

A high school Valedictorian in Oklahoma says she uttered the word "hell" during her commencement address because she was taking inspiration from Twilight. But tipping one's hat to a poorly-written book saga about a boring whiner and the controlling undead sparkledick who loves her wasn't what got her in trouble — it… »8/20/12 1:45pm8/20/12 1:45pm

Republicans Bravely Defend Children's Right to Tell Gay Kids They're Going to Hell

The gig's up, homos — Republicans in Illinois are on to your bullshit. They know that all these pinko attempts to strengthen anti-bullying rules are all just part of the gay agenda, an attempt to actually keep the Christian kids down by stripping them of their god-given right to inform all the sissies and limp-wrists… »5/23/12 5:15pm5/23/12 5:15pm