Dame Helen Mirren Takes NYC Subway, Looks Flawless

I don't know what Helen Mirren was doing riding the subway yesterday. Is that even allowed? I thought for sure when becoming a "dame," you relinquish all rights to public transportation. But somehow, there she is: casual and grace under fire next to that manspreader. » 1/31/15 8:45pm 1/31/15 8:45pm

Helen Mirren. That Is All.

NEW YORK, NY - AUGUST 04: Actress Helen Mirren attends the 'The Hundred-Foot Journey' New York premiere at Ziegfeld Theater on August 4, 2014 in New York City. » 8/05/14 11:00pm 8/05/14 11:00pm

Helen Mirren Twerked With Michael Strahan and It Was Pure Joy

Sometimes people twerk and it's embarrassing; other times people twerk and it's downright delightful because they know they look crazy and they aren't trying to peddle black culture (ahem, Miley). Their goal is simply a cheap laugh at their own expense. Case in point: This morning, Helen Mirren put her hands on her… » 8/05/14 3:00pm 8/05/14 3:00pm

Helen Mirren on Not-Motherhood: 'I Never Felt the Need for a Child'

Dame Helen Mirren looks absolutely radiant on the cover of the new issue of AARP The Magazine, and inside, she reveals that she doesn't regret that she never became a mother. » 5/29/14 2:00pm 5/29/14 2:00pm

Bill Clinton Takes Photo With Sex Workers

TMZ is reporting that Bill Clinton took a photo with two sex workers from The Moonlite Bunny Ranch at an elite Unite4Humanity benefit in Los Angeles earlier this week. The photo, tweeted by Madison Graham, features a smiling Clinton in between sex workers Ava Adora and Barbie Girl. TMZ admits that Clinton probably had… » 3/01/14 11:30am 3/01/14 11:30am

Here's Judi Dench as Titania in a Trippy Midsummer Night's Dream [NSFW]

You probably already worship Dame Judi Dench for her many amazing performances in everything from James Bond movies to British comedies like As Time Goes By. But have you seen her wild performance in the trippy 1968 Midsummer Night's Dream? Warning: Possibly NSFW. » 1/24/14 9:00pm 1/24/14 9:00pm

The Best and Worst Looks from the SAG Awards Red Carpet

Saturday night at the Screen Actors Guild Awards, things were hit and miss on the red carpet. There were ensembles that were very good! But there were also some that were very bad. And a few that were terribly ugly. Let's take a look. » 1/20/14 2:30pm 1/20/14 2:30pm

How to Feel About Getting Older

If your biggest fear is getting older, the best thing that can happen to you is getting older. That's right! Like treating a fear of heights with exposure to heights, the universe will also desensitize you to a fear of aging by continuing to apply time + gravity. You will realize that getting older is not only NOT as… » 7/28/13 5:03pm 7/28/13 5:03pm

Helen Mirren’s Hypothetical Daughter Advice: Don’t Take Shit from Men

On this day, let us propose a new ranking system for celebrities: a scale that goes from Rush Limbaugh (worst, unless you’re an older white dude who still fears the Red Menace) all the way up to Helen Mirren (best, unless you’re an older white dude who fears that women gaining positions of power = the End of Days). » 7/21/13 4:30pm 7/21/13 4:30pm

Justin Bieber's Mom Eye Tattoo Will Stare Into Your Mortal Soul

Justin Bieber got a fucking realistic tattoo of his mom Patti Mallette's eye on the inside of his arm, so in case you were planning to have sex with him or something, you should probably be aware that that thing will be staring at you, and also, we can get you help! » 7/18/13 9:00am 7/18/13 9:00am

Paranoid Helen Mirren Is Super-Mean to Her Housekeeper

Helen Mirren, as she’s liable to do, has pretty much stolen the show at the Karlovy Vary Film Festival, a 48-year-old Czech festival, with a minute-long trailer in which she’s haunted by one of her many statuette awards. More importantly, this ad finally gives us some insight into Helen Mirren’s tendency towards… » 7/07/13 3:00pm 7/07/13 3:00pm

Robert Pattinson Drove Riley Keough Around, So They're Obvs Doing It

Robert Pattinson tooled around Los Feliz in his pickup truck with a ping-pong table in the back and It-girl/Elvis Presley's granddaughter Riley Keough — who is also a friend of Kristen Stewart's — in the passenger seat. Like the beginning of a Taylor Swift song, isn't it? » 7/03/13 9:00am 7/03/13 9:00am

Martha Stewart So Regrets Not Banging Paul Newman and Robert Redford

Match.com enthusiast Martha Stewart cannot, for the life of her, remember why she didn't try to go down to Pound Town back in her days as a preppy young thing who worked at a pastry shop outside a Ralph Lauren store in Connecticut and occasionally sold Hubbell Gardner scones or whatever. Lady, I feel THAT. » 5/07/13 9:00am 5/07/13 9:00am

Helen Mirren Scolds Sam Mendes For Dude-Laden Thank You Speech

Yo, Helen Mirren! Can I watch you have a cognac and take notes on how to be a woman? K thanks. During her speech after receiving her Legend Award at the Empire Movie Awards last night, Mirren drew attention to fellow award recipient Sam Mendes' sausage-fest of thank yous and inspirations. (Specifically: PT Anderson,… » 3/25/13 9:00am 3/25/13 9:00am

Stage Corgi Fired for Ignoring Helen Mirren in a Play About Queen…

A corgi thespian performing in the West End play The Audience has been fired and replaced with a younger, more pliant corgi after refusing to obey the command of co-star Helen Mirren. » 3/10/13 2:00pm 3/10/13 2:00pm

Rain, Stains, and Helen Mirren's Pink Hair at the BAFTA Awards

It was rainy last night in London, and some of the stars on the red carpet at the British Academy of Film and Television Arts (BAFTA) Awards got drizzled on. But raindrops cannot stop the sheer fabulousness of Dame Helen Mirren. » 2/11/13 2:50pm 2/11/13 2:50pm

The Good, the Bad and the Tragically Ugly Gowns of the Golden Globes

Last night at the 70th annual Golden Globe Awards, the gowns were mostly good: Sparkly, vibrant, glittery bombshell dresses perfect for Hollywood royalty. Unfortunately, there were a couple of duds: Hideous or ill-fitting concoctions that fell flat. Let's take a look, shall we? » 1/14/13 11:20am 1/14/13 11:20am