Ain't Nothing But Ladies on the Cover of Vanity Fair's Annual Hollywood Issue
On last year’s cover of Vanity Fair’s Hollywood issue—that annual Annie Leibovitz photo in which the country’s hottest actors use each other as sexy, well-dressed furniture—20 percent of those photographed were people of color, 100 percent were under 50, 60 percent were men, and 33 percent of the men were Miles Teller…
Helen Mirren Is Retiring Her 'Pleasure Pillows' From On-Screen Nudity
In an interview with Alan Cumming, Helen Mirren announced that she would retire her revered breasts from appearing nude onscreen. “That’s the good thing about getting older,” she told Cumming. “You don’t have to do that sort of thing anymore. My pleasure pillows are purely for my husband now.” Mirren added that she…
Please Welcome to the Stage Sam Elliott, Doing Your Friend Becky's 'Bad Blood'
Sam Elliott’s voice is very distinct in a way that you don’t know whether he’s going to read you a bedtime story or explain exactly why he’s about to execute you at point-blank range. That’s why the veteran actor and star of the upcoming Grandma is the perfect person to do a spoken word rendition of Taylor Swift’s…
L'Oréal Actually Didn't Airbrush Out Helen Mirren's Wrinkles
Last fall, our sweet angel Helen Mirren became the beauty ambassador of L’Oréal U.K., but someone called foul in regards to Mirren’s appearance on one of her ads for the cosmetic company. A complaint was filed with the U.K.’s Advertising Standards Authority, claiming Mirren’s gorgeous mug was due to airbrushing and…
Channing Tatum's Penis Is Named 'Gilbert'
Channing Tatum answered a good old-fashioned Reddit AMA and his answers were highly entertaining, as you might expect. “Chan here,” he begins and proceeds to keep it real while answering some of the weirdest questions. Example: a fan asked who his favorite Care Bear was and said he liked the Care Bear Cousins the…
Listen to Helen Mirren Read the U.S. Torture Report
Light Monday, huh? In December, the Senate intelligence released a report on CIA torture practices. If you didn’t dig into the horrible details then, John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight has kindly gotten Helen Mirren to voice them, because he knows “no one wants to read this or talk about what’s in it.”
Excuse Your Beauty, Helen Mirren
Dame Helen Mirren, subway-riding fashion icon and goddess among us mere mortals, is now just one letter away from becoming an EGOT, aka a winner of an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and a Tony, according to Variety. The 69-year-old actress has just received a Tony Award for her role in The Audience.
Dame Helen Mirren Takes NYC Subway, Looks Flawless
I don't know what Helen Mirren was doing riding the subway yesterday. Is that even allowed? I thought for sure when becoming a "dame," you relinquish all rights to public transportation. But somehow, there she is: casual and grace under fire next to that manspreader.
Helen Mirren Twerked With Michael Strahan and It Was Pure Joy
Sometimes people twerk and it's embarrassing; other times people twerk and it's downright delightful because they know they look crazy and they aren't trying to peddle black culture (ahem, Miley). Their goal is simply a cheap laugh at their own expense. Case in point: This morning, Helen Mirren put her hands on her…
Bill Clinton Takes Photo With Sex Workers
TMZ is reporting that Bill Clinton took a photo with two sex workers from The Moonlite Bunny Ranch at an elite Unite4Humanity benefit in Los Angeles earlier this week. The photo, tweeted by Madison Graham, features a smiling Clinton in between sex workers Ava Adora and Barbie Girl. TMZ admits that Clinton probably had…

