Helen Mirren Is Retiring Her 'Pleasure Pillows' From On-Screen Nudity 

In an interview with Alan Cumming, Helen Mirren announced that she would retire her revered breasts from appearing nude onscreen. “That’s the good thing about getting older,” she told Cumming. “You don’t have to do that sort of thing anymore. My pleasure pillows are purely for my husband now.” Mirren added that she… »10/03/15 10:30am10/03/15 10:30am

Helen Mirren Thinks Men Slinging Their Arms Around Their Girlfriends ‘Is Like Ownership’

Hello? You there? Please don’t put your arm around Dame Helen Mirren. I don’t care if you’re her friend or if you two have been “intimate” - just don’t do it! Why? Because Mirren recently spoke with Daily Mail’s You Magazine about how much it irritates the hell out of her. »9/15/15 8:00pm9/15/15 8:00pm

Please Welcome to the Stage Sam Elliott, Doing Your Friend Becky's 'Bad Blood'

Sam Elliott’s voice is very distinct in a way that you don’t know whether he’s going to read you a bedtime story or explain exactly why he’s about to execute you at point-blank range. That’s why the veteran actor and star of the upcoming Grandma is the perfect person to do a spoken word rendition of Taylor Swift’s… »8/26/15 6:10pm8/26/15 6:10pm

L'Oréal Actually Didn't Airbrush Out Helen Mirren's Wrinkles

Last fall, our sweet angel Helen Mirren became the beauty ambassador of L’Oréal U.K., but someone called foul in regards to Mirren’s appearance on one of her ads for the cosmetic company. A complaint was filed with the U.K.’s Advertising Standards Authority, claiming Mirren’s gorgeous mug was due to airbrushing and… »7/10/15 1:00pm7/10/15 1:00pm

Helen Mirren Twerked With Michael Strahan and It Was Pure Joy

Sometimes people twerk and it's embarrassing; other times people twerk and it's downright delightful because they know they look crazy and they aren't trying to peddle black culture (ahem, Miley). Their goal is simply a cheap laugh at their own expense. Case in point: This morning, Helen Mirren put her hands on her… »8/05/14 3:00pm8/05/14 3:00pm

Helen Mirren’s Hypothetical Daughter Advice: Don’t Take Shit from Men

On this day, let us propose a new ranking system for celebrities: a scale that goes from Rush Limbaugh (worst, unless you’re an older white dude who still fears the Red Menace) all the way up to Helen Mirren (best, unless you’re an older white dude who fears that women gaining positions of power = the End of Days). »7/21/13 4:30pm7/21/13 4:30pm