Dispatches From the Project Runway Show at New York Fashion Week
Someone at Lifetime TV (apparently mistaking me for someone important) sent me an invitation to the Project Runway show at Lincoln Center. So I spent last Friday morning there, attempting to capture interesting tidbits from the experience using — listed in order of reliability — a camera, a tape recorder and my brain.
Jimmy Fallon and Heidi Klum Just Roll Around on the Floor
In the old days of talk shows, a star would saunter onto the set of something like The Tonight Show, make a few jokes about Madonna's fishnet bustiers, plug their television movie of the week and be done with it. But these days, talk show appearances are HARDCORE.
Heidi Klum Made Germany's Top Model Contestants Pose in Redface
Having, I guess, somehow missed the last million Native American appropriation controversies in the fashion industry, Heidi Klum recently had contestants on Germany's Next Top Model travel to Utah and pose as sexy/high-fashion stereotypes of indigenous people. Sigh.
Celebrity Halloween Costumes: The Good, the Bad and the Spooky
Halloween: a holiday in which we hearken back to our pagan roots by dressing up as sexy versions of various occupations and demanding candies from strangers. Every year Heidi Klum honors this day by inviting a lot of famous (and sort of famous) people to a night club. Some of them get very much into the spirit of…
Heidi Klum Spent Halloween as a Wrinkled Old Lady
Heidi Klum, the wonderful and miraculous patron saint of Unsexy Halloween, attended her annual party as an extremely wrinkly old woman. She's honestly unrecognizable — look at the fake veins on her legs and hands. She must be wearing fake skin over her skin, like a festive version of Necromancer pants.

