Celebrity Halloween Costumes: The Good, the Bad and the Spooky

Halloween: a holiday in which we hearken back to our pagan roots by dressing up as sexy versions of various occupations and demanding candies from strangers. Every year Heidi Klum honors this day by inviting a lot of famous (and sort of famous) people to a night club. Some of them get very much into the spirit of… » 11/01/13 11:10am 11/01/13 11:10am

Heidi Klum Spent Halloween as a Wrinkled Old Lady

Heidi Klum, the wonderful and miraculous patron saint of Unsexy Halloween, attended her annual party as an extremely wrinkly old woman. She's honestly unrecognizable — look at the fake veins on her legs and hands. She must be wearing fake skin over her skin, like a festive version of Necromancer pants. » 11/01/13 9:07am 11/01/13 9:07am

Of Course Lindsay Lohan's Being Accused of Partying All Night

Bleh. Seven days out of Cliffside, where Lindsay Lohan served her 90 days of court-ordered rehab, she has allegedly been spotted partying with her friend-and-occasional-hookup Max George and sister Ali in Los Angeles. The party went all night, and a "source" (a pigeon? That disgusting oil heir Brandon "Firecrotch"… » 8/09/13 9:00am 8/09/13 9:00am

Beyonce and Solange Totally Bailed On Their Dad's Wedding

Neither Beyoncé or Solange showed up at Matthew Knowles' wedding to their new Stepmomcé Gena Avery in Houston, Texas. " "Unfortunately, Beyonce and Solange had previous engagements which made it impossible for them to attend," said the newly-wedded Knowles. There should be a reality show in which family therapists… » 7/08/13 9:00am 7/08/13 9:00am