You thought royal mania had died down. You thought wrong. Apparently Prince Harry calls Pippa Middleton "Foxy Filly." Scintillating. All this and more will be revealed in a TV special called Crazy About Pippa, which airs next week on TLC. You know, the freakshow network. As one reporter points out: "Since Pippa…

• Lindsay Lohan — who is being accused of stealing a $2,500 necklace from the Kamofie & Company jewelry store in Venice — can allegedly be seen on surveillance video taking said necklace from said store.

• A.J. McLean of the Backstreet Boys has entered rehab for the third time. Sources say he's been "out of control" recently, and it's been interfering with plans for the band's tour with New Kids On The Block.

More than 250 industry insiders were turned away from a Franco appearance on the A&E program, and by "industry insiders," I'm sure they mean ladies who are totally trying to move in on your boyfriend and his sexually confusing mustache.

Sandra Lee, whose Sandra Dee-Sara Lee mashup of a name I've always felt to be perfect for her perky brand of from-package-to-arterial-plaque-age "cooking," says that she will never leave her boyfriend and New York governor-elect Andrew Cuomo's side.

Today in Tweet Beat, Courtney Love is sorry for giving Frances Bean relationship advice on Twitter, Heidi Fleiss is still with her birds, and William Shatner's friends are fucking old.

Today in Tweet Beat, Kendra won't go on a crash diet to lose the baby weight, Jon Gosselin is defending TLC's production, and JWoww's manager is Tweeting for her.

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, a serial urinator terrorizes NYC, Heidi Fleiss still has love for the world's oldest profession, and some drunk girls on St. Patrick's Day say "fuck" on live TV.

• Jon Paul Buchmeyer, who worked as a publicist for Tyra Banks during her Inside Out book tour, has spilled some secrets about the Smize Queen in his new memoir:

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, minivans for aging hipsters, pelican attacks, and how breast implants serve Christianity.

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap we chronicle Nancy Pelosi's excitement, Snooki's boogers, Rosie O'Donnell's facial hair, plus diarrhea, constipation, gas, bloating, and more!

• Angelina Jolie and her brother James Haven posted a video tribute to their mother, Marcheline Bertrand, on YouTube earlier today. It features home movies of Angelina filmed when she was 6-years-old.

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Mariah Carey explains her drunken acceptance speech, Dixie Carter is an advocate for spastic necks, and Heidi Fleiss thanks God for abortions.

Heidi Fleiss reportedly sparked public outrage by saying in last night's episode of U.K. Celebrity Big Brother, "Thank God for abortion. I don't mean to offend anyone but I wouldn't be a good mother. I shouldn't have kids." [The Sun]

Sarah Palin's not the only one pissed off about her Newsweek cover — the National Review's Kathryn Jean Lopez isn't pleased either. But she says that leggy shot is "tame" compared with the fleshpot that is Newsweek's website.

• The new single from a singer named Lola is actually a track by Jennifer Lopez.

• Michael Jackson's family is reportedly ready to fight his ex-wife (and mother of two of his children) Debbie Rowe for custody, as they believe that Rowe was never truly involved and that the kids should stay "within the family."[TMZ]

• Britney shouted, "What's up London?" at a recent gig… In Manchester. Mancunians were irritated. [Daily Mail]

• Susan Boyle was "comforted" by psychiatrists before the Britian's Got Talent finale. Then she lost. [Daily Mail]
• Paramedics and police were called to help a "spaced-out" Susan Boyle through a hotel lobby early Sunday. [NY Daily News, NY Post]
• Now? Susan Boyle is in a mental hospital: