Hellllllllo, Heathers. (Sung in the key of MURDER.) Read… 12/10/13 10:30pm 12/10/13 10:30pm

For years, there have been rumors circulating about a possible remake of Heathers, the beloved late 80s classic, followed fan cries of "Please, no," "don't touch it," and "ugh, get an original idea for once." While studios were hoping to bring the remake to the big screen, plans have been disrupted by the folks at Bravo who… Read… 9/12/12 6:15pm 9/12/12 6:15pm

Congress's terrible approval ratings have finally been explained — turns out, America's elected representatives are so fucking irritating because they talk at roughly the level of sophomores in high school, which means they can't possibly be legislating at anything higher than a 7th grade level. We've put mental… Read… 5/21/12 10:50am 5/21/12 10:50am

That's a person who uses Twitter like a Heather. Melissa Broder's highly scientific quiz reveals if you are Heather Duke, Heather Chandler, Veronica, or J.D. (If you love your dead gay son, you are none of the above.) [Melissa Broder] Discuss… 2/22/10 12:30pm 2/22/10 12:30pm

I was probably in 6th grade when I saw Heathers for the first time. It was the most messed up movie I had seen at the time, and I absolutely loved every second of it. Read… 3/22/09 1:30pm 3/22/09 1:30pm

A director named Andy Fickman is working on Heathers: The Musical. He explains: "'I love my dead gay son.' If you can get that into a song, then that is just perfect." Agreed! [Hollywood Reporter] Discuss… 3/12/09 9:45am 3/12/09 9:45am