Lick It Up, Baby: Heathers Could Be Headed to Television

For years, there have been rumors circulating about a possible remake of Heathers, the beloved late 80s classic, followed fan cries of "Please, no," "don't touch it," and "ugh, get an original idea for once." While studios were hoping to bring the remake to the big screen, plans have been disrupted by the folks at… » 9/12/12 6:15pm 9/12/12 6:15pm

Congress Quite Literally Talks Like a Bunch of 15-Year-Olds

Congress's terrible approval ratings have finally been explained — turns out, America's elected representatives are so fucking irritating because they talk at roughly the level of sophomores in high school, which means they can't possibly be legislating at anything higher than a 7th grade level. We've put mental… » 5/21/12 10:50am 5/21/12 10:50am