Clueless Executive Is the Latest Casualty of Teen Sexting Scandal Trope

How many cautionary tales about texting nudie pixxx or elaborately written BDSM scenarios (e.g. I am zipped in2 a gimp suit, strapped in a chair w/ no seat, listening to oil the rubbery skin of a suitably-wide eggplant...) must we, collectively, be told around the Internet campfire before people in important public… » 3/14/13 10:25am 3/14/13 10:25am

Jessica Simpson Is "Alluring," "Romantic," "America's Sweetheart"

  • Jessica Simpson's perfume is coming out. It's called "Fancy" and the following description doesn't even need to be parodied. '"Fancy is as alluring, feminine and romantic as Jessica Simpson herself. Her talent, charm and values have made her America's sweetheart and have shown her to be the kind of person that women…
  • » 8/13/08 11:30am 8/13/08 11:30am

Gwen Stefani Wants You To Smell Like A Doll

  • Gwen Stefani's soon-to-be-released Harajuku Lovers fragrance collection comes with dolls that look just like her own Harajuku girl back-up dancers. WTF. [WWD, sub req'd]
  • OMG is Britney Spears going to "collaborate" on a clothing line with Ed Hardy? Like whoah. [Star]
  • The newest Donatella-designed Versace watch retails…
  • » 4/04/08 12:30pm 4/04/08 12:30pm

Harper's Bazaar Dresses Up Kids Like Pretentious Designers (And It's…

  • For its 140th anniversary issue, Harper's Bazaar styles little kids to look like mini-versions of our favorite (and not) fashion designers. And oh my god, is it awesome. (Please note mini-Olivier Theyskens, at left.) This is 10 times better than that Simpsons fashion spread, which was itself pretty freaking inspired,…
  • » 10/19/07 10:00am 10/19/07 10:00am