Clueless Executive Is the Latest Casualty of Teen Sexting Scandal Trope

How many cautionary tales about texting nudie pixxx or elaborately written BDSM scenarios (e.g. I am zipped in2 a gimp suit, strapped in a chair w/ no seat, listening to oil the rubbery skin of a suitably-wide eggplant...) must we, collectively, be told around the Internet campfire before people in important public… » 3/14/13 10:25am 3/14/13 10:25am

Jessica Simpson Is "Alluring," "Romantic," "America's Sweetheart"

  • Jessica Simpson's perfume is coming out. It's called "Fancy" and the following description doesn't even need to be parodied. '"Fancy is as alluring, feminine and romantic as Jessica Simpson herself. Her talent, charm and values have made her America's sweetheart and have shown her to be the kind of person that women…
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