Hawaii State Representative Tom Brower is plum fed up with homeless people, all homelessing around on the streets not having homes, right out there where good homeful people can see them. It's like, UGH, why don't they just go ho—er, um, nm. Fortunately for everyone (oh, except for the victims of the social travesty… Read… 11/19/13 3:15pm 11/19/13 3:15pm

The Hawaii Senate gave final legislative approval on Tuesday to a bill extending marriage rights to same-sex couples. Um, are we all having our destination weddings in Hawaii now? Because we're gonna all be all luaus, flower leis, sunning by the pool side, bikinis, sand in crotch, Blue Hawaiians in our hands now, we… Read… 11/13/13 12:30am 11/13/13 12:30am

After last week's hellish scandal week, President Barack Obama could use a little PR break. What's this? Photos of a young Barry at his prom have unearthed and Michelle was not his date? Is that infidelity? Does this mean impeachment? IS HE WEARING MARIJUANA AROUND HIS NECK? Nope, this photo is just sweet and… Read… 5/23/13 11:10am 5/23/13 11:10am

Last night, Hawaii not only elected Japan-born Mazie Hirono to be the first ever Asian-American woman elected to the Senate, they also elected Democrat Tulsi Gabbard as the first ever practicing Hindu to the US House of Representatives. Hawaii has been declared a Fox News Disaster Zone. Read… 11/07/12 6:20pm 11/07/12 6:20pm

The Transportation Security Administration has surpassed "mothers-in-law" as the thing about which Americans most love to bitch. But unlike mothers-in-law, the TSA will never make you a hot meal, and they'll certainly never make sure you have clean towels and sheets when you come to visit because Lord knows the gals… Read… 10/10/12 4:50pm 10/10/12 4:50pm

Tourists in Hawaii really like to see dolphins, and that's fine because dolphins are magical (when they're not trying to bad-flipper isolated swimmers or murder innocent tiger sharks), but it's also creating a significant problem: insomniac dolphins aren't getting enough sleep because tourists keep wanting to stare… Read… 8/29/12 10:00am 8/29/12 10:00am

Campaign ads are one of the worst parts of any election cycle, and the idea of having to watch them 24/7 sounds, frankly, like torture. That is why it seems very curious that Linda Lingle, a candidate for the U.S. Senate in Hawaii, has taken the unprecedented step of creating her own television channel to broadcast her … Read… 6/18/12 10:00am 6/18/12 10:00am

In another shining moment in airport security history, a TSA agent at Kauai's Lihue Airport last week refused to let a woman bring her breast pump through security because the milk bottles were empty. Amy Strand, of Maui, was traveling with her 9-month old daughter and was carrying the electric pump. She was told she… Read… 3/05/12 12:00pm 3/05/12 12:00pm

President Obama spent part of his Christmas visiting with troops who are stationed at a Marine Corps Base in Hawaii. At one point he posed for a photo with 8-month-old Cooper Wall Wagner and his parents, Capt. Greg Wagner and Meredith Wagner. While Obama and his parents were all smiles, cute little Cooper casually… Read… 12/26/11 12:30pm 12/26/11 12:30pm

In 2007, a California couple's Hawaiian vacation got off to a bad start when they tried to book a room at the Aloha Bed & Breakfast in Honolulu and were turned away because they're lesbians. When Diane Cervelli said she and Taeko Bufford would only need one bed, owner Phyllis Young explained that she didn't want… Discuss… 12/20/11 10:10am 12/20/11 10:10am

[Hawaii, December 27: President Barack Obama watches the apple of his eye while she admires her impressive mound of shaved ice at Kailua Beach Center. Image via Getty.]

Yesterday marked the first time — ever — that the Triple Crown surfing championship staged a women's event at the famous Pipeline, on the island of Oahu in Hawaii. Read… 12/16/10 5:28pm 12/16/10 5:28pm

Hawaii's governor-elect says he'd sign into law legislation granting same-sex civil unions—which would make the Aloha state the sixth to offer the right. A gay legislator says he's optimistic, but it will take "a lot of work." Read… 11/06/10 5:00pm 11/06/10 5:00pm

[Hawaii, October 21. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

[Waikiki, October 16. Image via Flynet.]

[Just kidding! But here is a picture of Bieber in Hawaii on October 9th. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Hawaii, September 6. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

[Hawaii, August 24. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

[Oahu, July 31. By now you have guessed that I am back from vacation! This is what I saw while away. That is my leg in the background. Image via my sister's waterproof camera.]

• Gov. Linda Lingle announced yesterday that she has vetoed Hawaii's same-sex civil unions bill. Lingle's action came on the final day she had to either sign or veto the bill, which the Hawaii Legislature had approved in late April. Read… 7/07/10 5:32pm 7/07/10 5:32pm

• Ekaterina Gerasimova is supposedly a latter day Russian Mata Hari. Political figures claim that she has been trusted with the mission of ruining their reputations by luring them into compromising situations with sex and drugs. Read… 4/28/10 5:20pm 4/28/10 5:20pm

• Rumor has it that Reggie Bush dumped Kim Kardashian not because she was pressuring him to get married, but because she slept with Kanye West.
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[Oahu, April 1. Image via Flynet]

[Kailua, December 17. Image via Getty.]

Kristy Lee Roshia was arrested in Hawaii for making calls to the Secret Service threatening to "blow away" Michelle Obama. She told officials that she traveled to Hawaii in September, knowing that Obama would visit, "to protect [him]." [AP] Discuss… 12/23/09 9:20am 12/23/09 9:20am