Skinny Scarves and Peasant Tops: The Gilmore Girls Wore Truly Godawful Clothes
When I heard the news that Netflix had signed on to a four-episode continuation of Gilmore Girls, I had a thought that I believe everyone else should have had: I hope they hire a new costumer.
Johnny Weir's Pre-Kentucky Derby Hat Is a Thing of Beauty
Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski are working as NBC fashion commentators for the Kentucky Derby this weekend, which meant that Friday on The Today Show they gave us a taste of what they were going to bring to the table fashion-wise. For Tara, that translated into tasteful black feathers. For Johnny, that meant a crazy…
No, President Obama Isn’t Designing ‘Girly’ Marine Hats
If you read the New York Post headline yesterday “Obama wants Marines to wear ‘girly’ hats,” and were a little skeptical that the commander-in-chief of the world’s most powerful military force was sitting at his desk in front of a series of hat sketches for new Marine uniforms saying, “This is too butch. I SAID…
Amy's Batshit Baking Company Wants You to Buy Hideous Merchandise
The idiots at Amy's Baking Company are cashing in on their asshole natures and selling shirts that reference how they became famous for being jerks, with phrases of them like "Here's Your Pizza, Go F**K Yourself!" (They put those asterisks in, I have no problem writing that word out.)
The Flowers, Fowl Feathers and Fierce Frippery of the Kentucky Derby
It rained Saturday during the 139th Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs, and the inclement weather meant a lot of the hats were kept under wraps. That said, some VIP managed to don fine spring fashions and elaborate hats, in keeping with tradition.
Let's Shop for Hats in the 1920s
Ah, the 1920s. When you could get a really great hat for $1.95. What's that you say? You like the $2.95 hats? Pardon me, big spender. The image on the left is from Retronaut's new site, Anywhen; the one on the right was seen on Pinterest. But more pressing: Which hat do you want to buy?
How To Make Your Own Royal Wedding Fascinator
What's the coolest thing about a royal wedding? It's not the dress — snooze — or the guest list — Victoria Beckham, really? — or the Senior British Correspondents all the American television networks trot out to bask in their expert analysis. It's the hats, stupid! The glorious, creative, towering, ridiculous, fancy,…
Because Who Doesn't Want To See Male Nudes In Bonnets?
Okay, probably, somewhere, there is someone, just as just as surely there's someone who's way too excited about it. Such is life. And here are nudes in bonnets.
Jessica Alba Is Not Sure About This Chapeau
[First she takes a look, then she tries it on. She does not, however, seem convinced. West Hollywood, January 13. Images via WENN.]

