Are you looking for creative ways to blow damn near a thousand bucks AND simultaneously proclaim your love of all things social media? Run and go get your credit card, because your search is over.
This week, The Colbert Report aired a segment skewering Washington Redskins' owner Daniel Snyder's pro-Native American charity that contains an anti-Native American slur ("Redskins") in its name by suggesting Colbert, inspired by Snyder, would be starting his own charity, the "Ching Chong Ding Dong Foundation for…
Shit you guys, the males are onto us. They know we aren't virgins, that we've actually been with other guys, have seen bigger dicks than theirs and at least need a little concealer to look like Scar-Jo. Fuck, what do we do now?
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It has been said (no it hasn't) that modern man's greatest plight is agreeing on a good song to "Bump N' Grind" to. For every girl who loves to set the mood to Bon Iver, there's a whole band who thinks you're fucking crazy. And now there's a hashtag (#BestSongToHaveSexTo) that you can use to share your controversial…
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If I had a dollar for every time I got offended by a misogynistic Twitter hashtag, I wouldn't be writing this right now, because I'd be relaxing on my private yacht somewhere near the Maldives. Which is why I usually ignore the "trending" section of my Twitter account — I don't want to read depressing "jokes" about…
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"What do women want?" Don Draper asked in the first season of Mad Men. "Who cares?" Roger Sterling replied. The Twitter trending topic #whatdowomenwant, hovering near the top thanks to being coined by Usher yesterday, offers a few more options.
