Hamster Toy Looks Nothing Like Fox Host Harris Faulkner, Says Hasbro

This August, Harris Faulkner (the woman) sued Hasbro for $5 million because she and her lawyers thought Harris Faulkner (a toy hamster) had used her name and likeness without permission. Monday, Hasbro filed back and was like, “Excuse me, Harris Faulkner (the woman), you’re being absolutely ridiculous and we have no… »10/27/15 5:40pm10/27/15 5:40pm


Jem and the Holograms Fails in a Way That I've Never Seen a Movie Fail Before

Young people, right? They like young-people shit, like YouTube videos, Instagram selfies and crazy hair. If you hate young people but want to pander to them for some reason—like, if you have loathsome, foul-smelling stepchildren—you can always take them to see Jem and the Holograms. »10/23/15 11:25am10/23/15 11:25am

Here’s How the Jem and the Holograms Creator Was Cut Out of the Movie

Jem and the Holograms creator Christy Marx wrote her own movie script for the cartoon she created after Hasbro and Universal cut her out of the 2015 reboot. And while it's rude she wasn't contacted for the redux, maybe we Jem fans shouldn't be so upset. It looks like Marx's omission was just business. Rude business,… »1/14/15 3:00pm1/14/15 3:00pm

Tetris and Angry Birds Movies Are Coming, Because That's Cinema Now

Good luck getting the thumbs-up for an original concept featuring a female lead. But wouldn't you like to make a big-budget movie about some third-rate plastic tchotchke from the 1990s, instead? That's all Hollywood seems capable of producing these days, and now there are projects based on Angry Birds and Tetris, as… »10/01/14 7:10pm10/01/14 7:10pm

Awesome Teenager Successfully Petitions Hasbro For Gender Neutral Easy-Bake Oven

When Garfield, N.J. eighth grader McKenna Pope noticed that Easy-Bake Ovens were marketed solely to little girls, she was bummed. You see, Pope's four-year-old brother is a budding chef and she wanted to get him the oven so he can bake her some damn cookies. She was (rightfully) miffed, and so she penned a petition »12/17/12 11:45pm12/17/12 11:45pm

Awesome Eighth Grader Wants to Know: Where's My Little Brother's Gender Neutral Easy-Bake Oven?

The Easy-Bake Oven was invented by the late 60s by Ronald Howes, who was inspired by the small machines used to deliciously roast delicious chestnuts in New York City. I don't know if this purplespolosion of plastic crap was what Mr. Howes had in mind when he created the original micro hornito (what my… »12/03/12 9:15pm12/03/12 9:15pm

Awesome Six-Year-Old Girl Writes to Hasbro About Gender Inequality in Guess Who

Good news, everyone: there's a new young lady hero to add to our "under ten years old and killing it" list. Honestly, what is with these little dynamos — they're starting to make me feel pretty bad. I didn't even regularly brush my hair until I was fifteen years old and these girls are ruling the world. Seriously,… »11/19/12 10:00am11/19/12 10:00am

Sean Combs's New Fragrance Is Called "I Am King." That Is All.

  • Sean Combs's new fragrance, "I Am King" will premiere as a Macy's exclusive in December. 'I Am King is a statement about all men," said Combs, during an interview at his Bad Boy Entertainment offices in Manhattan. "We are all descendents of royalty - and if we carry ourselves and respect ourselves in that manner and…
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