The first trailer for Dunkirk—Christopher Nolan’s take on the Battle of Dunkirk, which saw the evacuation of 338,226 allied troops via the harbor of Dunkirk, France, during World War II—is appropriately harrowing. That said, it’s offensively Harry-less, not featuring a single shot of my sweet lil baby boy, Harry…
My sweet little elf prince Harry Styles chopped his long, greasy locks and this is what he looks like now:
Kristen Stewart, who stars in Woody Allen’s upcoming Café Society, tells Variety that she initially had some reservations about working with the director due to his history of alleged sexual abuse towards young women, but ultimately decided to put those reservations aside because SHE DOESN’T KNOW HIS LIFE.
Congratulations to model Behati Prinsloo and her husband, a can of Mountain Dew: Code Red in an off-brand Danny Zuko wig named Adam Levine, on coming together and creating what we hope will be a human child.
Details from Blac Chyna’s Austin airport arrest have been released and—boy howdy!—is this woman the gift that keeps on giving!
In today’s Tweet Beat, Britney Spears bruises, the Weeknd gets “deep” and Harry Styles quotes a certain blonde singer.
After Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were spotted together over New Year’s, TMZ is reporting that it’s just a matter of time before the couple rekindles their romantic flame that once burned so bright, a beacon of hope in the darkness.
Good looking teens Kendall Jenner and Harry Styles are together again, maybe. The two spent Friday doing what, according to reality television, rich teens do: lounging on a yacht and kissing. A source told Us Weekly that the two are “hooking up,” now that Styles has a break from the rigors of One Direction.
Hailey Baldwin, who is Alec Baldwin’s niece, not daughter, I’m so relieved I finally clarified that for myself, spent New Year’s Eve in the arms of one Justin Drew Bieber.
One Direction stopped by America’s strangest daytime talk show to play Never Have I Ever with Ellen DeGeneres on Tuesday. When she asked who’s hooked up with a fan, the only band member to reveal “I HAVE” on his paddle was Harry Styles.
In a STARTLING revelation, singer and poet Jewel says that she secretly dated and fell in love with Sean Penn while he and his then-wife Robin Wright were briefly separated in the ‘90s. They met in a hair salon. I dislike this story already.
I didn’t wake up this morning knowing that I was about to stumble on the biggest pop culture conspiracy of our time, but—as the old saying goes—some were born great, some have greatness thrust upon them, and others (Harry Styles, specifically) are actually Bill Hader in a wig.
It’s been tragedy after tragedy for One Direction fans this year. First, Zayn (the best member of the band) quit the group to live his life, and now it’s been reported that Louis Tomlinson (the second best member of the band) may soon be a father. What will die-hard Directioners do now that two of the five men they…
Ariana Grande apologized for licking that donut and saying she hates America. Again. She says watching the video of her in the donut shop was a “rude awakening” and that she was “so disgusted” with herself. “I reacted in a way that wasn’t necessary...and wasn’t me.”
Bill Cosby tried to motherfucking Bill Cosby himself onto Chelsea Handler says Chelsea Handler in this Esquire interview:
Since forming on the UK X Factor five years ago, the members of One Direction have morphed from nervous kids in baggy jeans, unlaced gym boots and confused neckwear into self-assured, stylish rockstars with one Chelsea boot-clad foot firmly planted in the fashion world and thousands of people tracking every style move…
Harry Styles turns 21 today! Congratulations, Harry: you've done more with your 21 years than I've done with my entire life. You've been on the X-Factor, you're a certified heartthrob, you're in a really cool band, you have amazing hair, and you dated Taylor Swift.
Much like the Jezebel staff before him, actor Eddie Redmayne has admitted that his sexual awakening began with a movie character who's both animated and not exactly human.
These wax figures actually aren't, guys: As you may remember from that one time with Emma Watson and all the falling-in-love, that slim figure with the shaggy hair and the Charlotte Russe "Murder Mystery Beetlejuice" Collection blazer is the real-life Harry Styles, and the surprisingly animate figure in the center…