A New Harry Potter Story Is Coming Starring Meanie Dolores Umbridge

On Halloween, Harry Potter’s cutest villain will return with all things pink, feline and evil in her hands. Author J.K. Rowling is releasing a new story surrounding Dolores Umbridge, the teacher who made Harry write ‘I must not tell lies’ with a pen that simultaneously scratched the words into his own hand. Yeesh. » 10/24/14 12:40pm 10/24/14 12:40pm

Mom's Evangelical Christian Rewrite of Harry Potter CANNOT Be Real

Exciting news from the fan fiction world! A writer who claims to be an Evangelical stay-at-home mom named Grace Ann has taken it upon herself to remove all the witchcraft devil-worship from Harry Potter and replace it with a more Christian-friendly message. Looks like someone has finally thought of the children — by… » 9/23/14 6:45pm 9/23/14 6:45pm

Harry Potter's JK Rowling Tells Off 'Fan' Angry Dumbledore Was Gay

Harry Potter series author JK Rowling has hit back at an angry "fan" on social media site Twitter after the user chided her for revealing Dumbledore is gay. Rowling's writing is being discussed in relation to her recent donation of £1 million ($1.6 million) to the "Better Together" campaign opposing Scottish… » 9/07/14 11:25pm 9/07/14 11:25pm

Watch Harry Potter Witch Celestina Warbeck Sing Her Biggest Hits

As any true wizard knows, it's singer Celestina Warbeck's birthday today. To celebrate, J.K. Rowling has released new intel about the famous witch on Pottermore, revealing that Warbeck was named after one of Rowling's friends because "'Celestina' was simply begging to be scooped up and attached to a glamorous witch." » 8/18/14 12:40pm 8/18/14 12:40pm

Harry Potter as Told By People Who've Never Read or Seen the Series

Thought everyone has read or seen Harry Potter? Meet six brave souls who have resisted the boy wizard and gathered all their knowledge about the series by osmosis. These folks wouldn't be able to tell a thestral from a horcrux or a muggle from a squib, and yet here they are, recapping the series in the most honest and… » 2/28/14 11:40am 2/28/14 11:40am

J.K. Rowling Is Writing Yet Another Mystery Novel Under a Pseudonym

Ready your Amazon gift cards, nerds, because J.K. Rowling has a new novel due out in June. But unfortunately for the world's wizarding enthusiasts, The Silkworm is a sequel to The Cuckoo's Calling, written as Robert Galbraith. It'll follow the investigation into the disappearance of a loathed novelist. » 2/17/14 4:00pm 2/17/14 4:00pm