Wanna cry? Tune in to apparently any episode the final season of American Idol! Wednesday night’s round of auditions featured Brenda K. Starr’s daughter—with a lengthy appearance by Brenda herself—and a performer who accidentally shot and killed his brother when he was eight years old. Jesus.
On Wednesday night’s premiere episode of the last season of American Idol ever, the vibe was generally light: J.Lo looked like the alien queen of continually indeterminable age she is, Harry Connick Jr. was not to be confused with Michael Bublé, and Kanye West showed up because oh righttt Ryan Seacrest produces …
- Angelina Jolie continues to get asked about Shiloh, but patiently schools fools who think she's forcing the little girl to be a boy. Today she says:
- Beyoncé "narrowly escaped" being injured earlier this week when a cab collided with her chauffeur-driven car in London.
- Britney Spears showed up for her comeback at the MTV Awards "late, unprepared, and with a drink in her hand." She was also supposed to be lifted and twirled by the dancers, but refused. And she was supposed to be wearing a corset. [Page Six]
- Also, Britney's boot had a broken heel — could that be why she stumbled? [ONTD