A source claims that Madonna is "absolutely obsessed" with Lady Gaga and wants Gaga to open her next world tour.[NewsoftheWorld]

• Angelina Jolie continues to get asked about Shiloh, but patiently schools fools who think she's forcing the little girl to be a boy. Today she says:

• Beyoncé "narrowly escaped" being injured earlier this week when a cab collided with her chauffeur-driven car in London.

Today in fashionable racism, we have: An Australian magazine with a familiar-looking cover, and a Karl Lagerfeld-directed movie that features heavily made up European models in Chinese roles. How very The Mask Of Fu Manchu.

• Michael Lohan says he knows who Lindsay's drug dealer is:

• Jon Gosselin brought his daughter a birthday cake that read, "Happy Birthday Maddy" today. The only problem? Her name is spelled "Mady." But it's not "Johnathon's" fault: Entertainment Tonight ordered the cake for him.

• Susan Boyle was "comforted" by psychiatrists before the Britian's Got Talent finale. Then she lost. [Daily Mail]
• Paramedics and police were called to help a "spaced-out" Susan Boyle through a hotel lobby early Sunday. [NY Daily News, NY Post]
• Now? Susan Boyle is in a mental hospital:

The Renee Zellweger romantic comedy New in Town is, by all accounts, completely formulaic — with one exception. Not every chick flick inspires two critics to call for class action lawsuits, or "nearly throw up."

[New York, December 13. Images via Splash.]

• Britney Spears showed up for her comeback at the MTV Awards "late, unprepared, and with a drink in her hand." She was also supposed to be lifted and twirled by the dancers, but refused. And she was supposed to be wearing a corset. [Page Six]
  
• Also, Britney's boot had a broken heel — could that be why she stumbled? [