Back-Up Dancers Kindly Asked Not To Give Britney Drugs

Like every standard employment contract, Britney Spears' back-up dancers were given specific instructions to keep Britney away from drugs and alcohol, if at all possible. The contract states, "Contractor acknowledges that it is essential that [Britney] not be exposed to any alcohol, drugs, or controlled substances."…
6.2 Million Witness Miley's Emancipation
On Sunday Hannah Montana's final episode attracted 6.2 million viewers, a 9% increase over its season average. The episode got mixed reviews from tweens, who were confused by Hannah sporting increasingly racy outfits and ritualistically burning Mickey Mouse ears.
Hannah Montana Is Running Away, Never Coming Back
After tonight, Hannah Montana will be no more. Will the series end with carefree Hannah completing a Black Swan-like transition into Can't-Be-Tamed salvia-smoking Miley? Waking up and realizing it was a dream all along? What do you think, readers?
Chris Rock Has Seen Every Episode Of Hannah Montana
Today on Regis & Kelly, Chris Rock said that his two daughters decide what he'll watch on TV, which is why he's seen every episode of Hannah Montana. He adds, "I think Billy Ray Cyrus is an underrated actor."
Mom Thinks Daughter's Doll Sings About "F—king Pie"
This local news report about a lady in Florida who thinks her daughter's Hannah Montana doll says "a curse word" gets roll-on-the-floor funny when they actually turn the doll on and play it. She should sell that thing on eBay!
More Costume Designers Should Be Household Names
What do Mad Men, Hannah Montana, Sex And The City and Austin Powers have in common? They're all projects with highly recognizable costume design — and the clothes have made the jump to retail. Awesome… unless you're most costume designers.
Miley's Little Sister Gets In On Act; Disney Peddles Her Cherries
Miley Cyrus' pole-dance is so yesterday. The latest controversy? Her 9-year-old sister's iteration.
Dear Dad, Thank You For Never Attempting A Look Like This
[Munich, April 25. Image via Getty.]
Hannah's Mon-Fan-as
[Munich, April 25. Image via Getty.]
Hannah Montana Tells Kids To Be Themselves, Or Better Yet, Someone Else
Mark Blankenship from NPR's blog Monkey See reviewed the new "Hannah Montana" movie and found a "sinister hidden message" lodged in at the end. Spoiler alert! after the jump.
Sam Begs Lindsay To Get Help, Roger Federer Weds
- A source claims that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are still talking after their breakup late last week, but that Sam has "begged Lindsay to get help." Lohan is reportedly "heartbroken" over the split. [People]
The Horror! The Horror! At Hannah Montana Premiere
The world premiere of Hannah Montana: The Movie at Hollywood's El Capitan Theatre is one of the most horrifying spectacles we've ever witnessed.
Dads Compete In Hannah Montana Lookalike Contest
This weekend dads competed in a Hannah Montana karaoke contest at the Mall of America for two airline tickets and the title of "Mr. Montana."
