America Is Realizing Flavored Vodka Is Candy-Coated Barf

It only took a decade, but it looks like America is perhaps finally losing its taste for revolting new varieties of flavored vodka. Guess everyone finally realized that candy corn is bad anyway; the only thing that makes it worse is combining it with vodka. » 9/09/14 3:40pm 9/09/14 3:40pm

America Finally Gets Her Hands on Globally Beloved Hangover Cure

Breakfast sandwiches and Gatorade just not doing it for you on the hangover-cure front? Great news, then: One of the world's most popular hangover cures has finally landed on America's shores, which as everyone who went to the beach this weekend knows are teeming with drunks. » 9/02/14 7:15pm 9/02/14 7:15pm

Doctor Now Curing Bros' Hangovers for $250 a Pop

Imagine Marie Antoinette ditched Versailles and time-warped her way to the modern-day Hamptons, waking up this morning in a rosebush in Khloe and Kourt's backyard. This would be relevant to her interests: There's now a luxury service curing hangovers for $250 a pop. » 6/23/14 6:30pm 6/23/14 6:30pm

Noodle Shop's 'Hangover Taxi' Service Is Best Idea In Human History

A London noodle shop has introduced a service it's calling a "hangover taxi" that is everything it sounds like and more. Hurting revelers are picked up from their house and taken to work in a car with a hot bowl of noodles, orange juice, sunglasses, breath mints, and hangover meds. In other news, I am moving to… » 12/17/13 12:50pm 12/17/13 12:50pm

The 'Experts' Who Claim Old Age Eases Hangovers Are Lying Liars

In a study of 50,000 adults published in Alcoholism: Clinical and Experimental Research, Danish researchers found that people report markedly fewer hangover symptoms as they get older. And it's no small gap: Twenty-one percent of women aged 18-29 suffered nausea with a hangover compared with just three percent of… » 9/19/13 9:30am 9/19/13 9:30am

Tell Us Your Hangover Cure!

It's the freakin' weekend, baby, and you're about to have you some fun, but what do you do the morning after all the fun? You know, when you're lying in bed and your head is killing you and — oh, god, has the sun always been this bright? — and you're not sure if you can get up to close the blinds, but, suddenly,… » 4/12/13 12:40pm 4/12/13 12:40pm

It's a New Year! How's Your Head?

Good morning, little buddy! How ya feeling? If you celebrated the new year with most of America's drunkards, you probably feel like vommy, achy, swoony garbage. But why? What's happening to you? And what do you do now? » 1/01/13 10:00am 1/01/13 10:00am

From Hangover Food to Hoppin John: Share Your New Years Recipes

New Years Day means it's the time to start afresh, and that includes in the kitchen. You'll most likely start your day (read: 4pm, Jan 1) with something to curb your horrendous hangover — so please share what that recipe might be, bonus points for creative names like "Grandma Pappy's Head Hurt No No Cream Souffle".… » 12/31/12 8:00pm 12/31/12 8:00pm

How Are You Dealing With Your Election Hangover?

Happy day after the election, fellow patriots! Remember last night with all the carefree celebratory boozing and partying in the streets until all hours? I bet your heads feel super clear, really great, and not at all like an evil tiny person is trying to claw her way out of your brain via your eyeballs. Yay, me too!… » 11/07/12 9:30am 11/07/12 9:30am

How To Sleep Off A Hangover At Work

It's summertime, and the livin' is easy. And boozy. Unfortunately, unless you're one of those mythical teachers who actually takes the entire summer off, or an idle debutante who wiles away the hours with vodka lemonades on the front porch, or a cast member of Jersey Shore, you're still expected to work. But even the… » 6/28/11 1:40pm 6/28/11 1:40pm

Hair Of The (Free-Range) Dog

There is a school of thought that organic alcohol, which is free of chemical additives, results in less of a hangover than its conventional equivalent. In a piece of stunt journalism » 8/15/08 3:30pm 8/15/08 3:30pm, reporter Sean Evans put the theory to the test, getting wasted two nights running - organically and otherwise - and comparing the…

Sorry London, Yesterday Was Just A Really Crap Day

Sorry I was in such a bad mood yesterday, London. I had a pain in my head that I would liken to the Kingsley Amis metaphysical hangover, except about 1000 times less literate, and to make matters worse it was all on account of white wine so it's not like I was dabbling some new Winehousian level of debauchery. (It… » 6/17/08 9:20am 6/17/08 9:20am

Oldies But Goodies

Check out this vintage Anacin ad, which promises "a special 'mood-lifter' or energizer" to go with your aspirin. That depression-reducing agent? Caffeine. Why pay a therapist when the two things you use to cure hangovers will also cure the depression that caused you to drink in the first place? (Click the picture to… » 6/05/08 6:45pm 6/05/08 6:45pm

Why I Miss Getting Hangovers

I promised Anna I would write about this week's New Yorker piece on hangovers as soon as I got a hangover, and I thought today might be the day. Lord knows I did my best to lay the foundations. But I'm on too much of a bender to be blessed with many hangovers right now. An egg-and-cheese and an ibuprofen and a coconut… » 5/22/08 1:00pm 5/22/08 1:00pm

Hints From Hangover Hell; Thanks But No Thanks

Remember when we tried to offer hints for common household problems? Yeah we finally found a problem we're actually in a position to help you fix. » 7/13/07 5:28pm 7/13/07 5:28pm

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This Is Your Biel On Booze

Yesterday, stories circulated around the internet regarding Jessica Biel's abrupt departure from the front row at Stella McCartney's show in Paris on Wednesday. Turns out the reason wasn't jet lag or the flu, but too much booze. According to Page Six, Biel's exit was due to a bad hangover following a party thrown by… » 3/02/07 1:28pm 3/02/07 1:28pm