Cursive Is Dead and There Is Nothing You Can Do to Bring It Back

The cursive alphabet lies in a hospital bed, its lettered chest rising and falling less and less with each breath. Sometimes you think that it's stopped breathing altogether, but then suddenly, somewhere around the twisted letter G, appears a terrible shutter and it begins all over again. » 4/04/13 10:50am 4/04/13 10:50am

Cosmo Girl Beyonce Knowles: Detail-Oriented, Thoughtful, Possibly…

It's been a while since our last Signature Psychoses, and that's because Cosmopolitan, the magazine we've come to know and rely on for celebrity scribblings, suddenly wasn't serving them up anymore. What a difference a month makes! For its December issue, Cosmo is back with both a celebrity cover model - Beyonce… » 11/26/07 10:30am 11/26/07 10:30am

Expert: Paris Hilton Handwriting Conclusive Proof She Is A Retard

In times when security is tight and good information minimal, a team of crack experts can often divine truth from the tiniest clues. The Cold War had Kremlinologists, US Weekly has Dr. Marc Siegel, M.D., and Jezebel has Sheila Kurtz, MGA. She is president of a firm called Graphology, and she can read a LOT between… » 6/21/07 6:13pm 6/21/07 6:13pm