The Best Black Friday Apparel Deals 

It’s an all too common story: Two years ago, My father dragged me out of bed and onto the parking lot of Best Buy. It’ll be fun, he said. It’s an experience, he said. Televisions ran out an hour before we reached the front of the line. Like many of you, I said never again. So, from the comfort of your bed, peruse the… »Yesterday 1:49pm11/26/15 1:49pm


Woman On Heroin Smuggles Gun Into Jail Via Vagina, Is Basically Magic

Josephine McAllister of Albuquerque , NM was recently booked on a grab bag of charges (including larceny, obstruction of the law and receiving stolen credit cards). But all of that wasn't enough, so McAllister is also adding "hiding a gun in the privates" to her list of charges. Except her story needs some work. »1/07/15 6:40pm1/07/15 6:40pm

Average Lady's Handbag Contains $2K Worth Of Crap, Says Dubious Survey

A British luxury retailer has surveyed its female customers and found that every day, women tote around almost $2,000 worth of junk on their arms. Yep — those big ass purses combined with all of the lady flotsam contained therein are worth more than most people's monthly rent. I guess I'm doing a shitty job at being… »10/31/13 4:30pm10/31/13 4:30pm

How to Use Your Purse as a Shield to Keep Women Off Your Man

Well, the jig is up, ladies. You aren't buying that designer handbag for you, or for fashion. You're buying it to show other bitches exactly who's boss, so that when they take one look at the cool, reptilian superiority of your crocodile Birkin, they get the message: You have a man, and they better stay the fuck away… »7/26/13 5:50pm7/26/13 5:50pm

French Bank Thinks Female Customers Really Need Handbag Insurance and Emergency Handymen

A French back in France called Societe Generale is offering a pink-and-gold "Pour Elle" bank card as part of a red hot summer deal aimed at all those helpless women who are always losing their handbags, locking themselves out of their apartments, or frying their electrical sockets with arcade-sized novelty pinball… »8/10/12 12:00pm8/10/12 12:00pm

Birkins Sold on Popular Flash-Sale Sites May Be Total Ripoffs

It's simultaneously depressing and fun that a YouTube search for "my birkin" yields a subculture: pages upon pages of posted videos from psyched consumers (some regular fashion video bloggers, some in areas of the country that don't have accessible Hermès stores) displaying their goods. A number of the videos don't… »5/05/12 1:30pm5/05/12 1:30pm

Does Queen Elizabeth Keep a Jacked-Up Spitting Cup in Her Purse?

Queens: they're just like us! The monarch's loyal subjects have been dying for a peek into 85-year-old Queen Elizabeth's classic Launer handbag for decades. But according to royal biographer Bedell Smith, the Queen's purse holds everyday items such as lipstick, a mirror, and a £5 note "to donate to the church… »2/04/12 12:45pm2/04/12 12:45pm

The Chanel "Diamond Is Forever" bag can be yours.

The Chanel "Diamond Is Forever" bag can be yours. For $261,000! It's studded with diamonds and rendered from white gold. And hell, for that price it better be able to teach us how to speak Russian, too. But yet, it doesn't. It appears to be, uh, an ordinary handbag.So for the love of God, can someone please explain to… »8/06/07 3:15pm8/06/07 3:15pm