Meet the Ninja Hamster of Hamster Mansion
This little fur ball lives in a tiny ninja mansion, which is fitted with tricky trap doors and spooky secret passages. Thankfully, they are not match for ninja hamster.
Hamster Eating Baby Corn Is the Best Thing I Can't Even
I love this hamster more that I've ever loved anything. Except perhaps hyperbole HEY OH. But really, I love this hamster so so much. You eat that baby corn, you little maniac.
Isabella Rossellini Dressed as a Hamster, Talking About Eating Babies
Here's Isabella Rossellini's exxxtremely high concept webseries — it's about as amazing as you'd expect. Well, we already knew she was all about explaining duck sex, so this pretty much makes sense.
Hamster Can Play Dead Among the Best of Them
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"All you need for a viral video is a hamster and a gun." - Jean-Luc Godard
Man Wisely Gives Away His Eighty Hamsters
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Everything about this is amazing: a Massachusetts man visited a local animal shelter on Friday "to report that his hamster population was out of control." According to the Boston Globe, he had started out with just two hamsters, but since hamsters breed like, uh, hamsters, that number increased exponentially, until he…
Busy Hormone Causes Racism, Love & Angry Hamsters
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A new study suggests oxytocin could make you racist. Is there anything that fucking hormone won't do? After the jump, a look at all the things science has pinned on it recently.
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Bad Idea Shoes: Hamster Heels
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This photo of undetermined origin has been making the rounds since being posted on If Shoes Could Kill, a blog from the folks behind Lolcats. It's obviously a joke, but...shoes! Cute furry things! [IfShoesCouldKill via Inventor Spot]
Study: Oxytocin Makes For Jealous People, Angry Hamsters
A new study found that oxytocin, usually thought to strengthen emotional bonds, also increases people's envy and schadenfreude. An earlier study found it made female hamsters more aggressive towards intruders. No word on what it does to rabbits. [NewScientist]
High-Strung Hamster Has A Total Cow
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[Tokyo, December 26. Image via Getty]
Hamster-Powered Shredder Works At Snail's Pace • "Miss Football" Wants To …
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• Cute: a hamster-powered paper shredder that takes, uh, 45 minutes for a single hamster to shred one standard sheet of paper. •
Former Patient Returns To Celebrity Rehab With Crack, Heroin, And…
Thanks to tonight's episode of Celebrity Rehab it's easy to see why re-admitted patient Shifty named his band Crazytown. It perfectly describes his drug-addled fits.
"If You Punch Someone Really Hard In Their Fake Boob, Will It Explode?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the Mariah to my Whitney, Rich, and put together a clips reel of outtakes with some of the dumber and more offensive questions. Got a…