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Man Wisely Gives Away His Eighty Hamsters

Everything about this is amazing: a Massachusetts man visited a local animal shelter on Friday "to report that his hamster population was out of control." According to the Boston Globe, he had started out with just two hamsters, but since hamsters breed like, uh, hamsters, that number increased exponentially, until he… » 1/17/12 6:40pm 1/17/12 6:40pm

"If You Punch Someone Really Hard In Their Fake Boob, Will It Explode?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the Mariah to my Whitney, Rich, and put together a clips reel of outtakes with some of the dumber and more offensive questions. Got… » 7/11/08 4:20pm 7/11/08 4:20pm