Tiny Hamster Thanksgiving: the Goddamn Greatest Thing You've Ever Seen

There is no finer film genre than Tiny Hamsters Eating Hamster-Sized Approximations of People Food. But nothing—not tiny hamsters eating very small burritos, not genteel little hamster bartenders mixing the smallest hamster drinkscould have possibly prepared us for Hamster Thanksgiving. » 11/18/14 12:50pm 11/18/14 12:50pm

​"Tiny Hamster in a Tiny Mansion" Is The Summer Blockbuster We Deserve

First there was Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos. Then there was Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Pizza. Well, it looks like our tiny friends have moved on up and are enjoying the good life in a dollhouse—that is, a tiny-ass mansion. » 8/24/14 1:00pm 8/24/14 1:00pm

New Kia Commercial Features Sexed-Up Lady Hamsters

Just when you thought advertising couldn't get any more ridiculous, Kia went and included sexualized lady hamsters in its Weird Science-like commercial for the 2015 Soul. WHY. WHY. WHY. » 8/21/14 1:20pm 8/21/14 1:20pm

Here is a Tiny Hamster Eating Tiny Burritos At a Tiny Table

I'm not sure what you're going to love more about this video—watching an adorable hamster eat the world's smallest burrito with his little hamster hands or watching a man prepare a plate full of itty-bitty, teeny tiny foods to go into the burrito. » 4/29/14 8:30pm 4/29/14 8:30pm

Meet the Ninja Hamster of Hamster Mansion

This little fur ball lives in a tiny ninja mansion, which is fitted with tricky trap doors and spooky secret passages. Thankfully, they are not match for ninja hamster. » 8/20/13 7:45pm 8/20/13 7:45pm

Hamster Eating Baby Corn Is the Best Thing I Can't Even

I love this hamster more that I've ever loved anything. Except perhaps hyperbole HEY OH. But really, I love this hamster so so much. You eat that baby corn, you little maniac. » 8/14/13 8:30pm 8/14/13 8:30pm

Isabella Rossellini Dressed as a Hamster, Talking About Eating Babies

Here's Isabella Rossellini's exxxtremely high concept webseries — it's about as amazing as you'd expect. Well, we already knew she was all about explaining duck sex, so this pretty much makes sense. » 5/15/13 11:15pm 5/15/13 11:15pm

Man Wisely Gives Away His Eighty Hamsters

Everything about this is amazing: a Massachusetts man visited a local animal shelter on Friday "to report that his hamster population was out of control." According to the Boston Globe, he had started out with just two hamsters, but since hamsters breed like, uh, hamsters, that number increased exponentially, until he… » 1/17/12 6:40pm 1/17/12 6:40pm

Busy Hormone Causes Racism, Love & Angry Hamsters

A new study suggests oxytocin could make you racist. Is there anything that fucking hormone won't do? After the jump, a look at all the things science has pinned on it recently. » 1/11/11 4:30pm 1/11/11 4:30pm

Bad Idea Shoes: Hamster Heels

This photo of undetermined origin has been making the rounds since being posted on If Shoes Could Kill, a blog from the folks behind Lolcats. It's obviously a joke, but...shoes! Cute furry things! [IfShoesCouldKill via Inventor Spot] » 5/11/10 10:20am 5/11/10 10:20am

Study: Oxytocin Makes For Jealous People, Angry Hamsters

A new study found that oxytocin, usually thought to strengthen emotional bonds, also increases people's envy and schadenfreude. An earlier study found it made female hamsters more aggressive towards intruders. No word on what it does to rabbits. [NewScientist] » 8/06/09 2:30pm 8/06/09 2:30pm

Hamster-Powered Shredder Works At Snail's Pace • "Miss Football" Wants…

• Cute: a hamster-powered paper shredder that takes, uh, 45 minutes for a single hamster to shred one standard sheet of paper. • » 12/29/08 5:20pm 12/29/08 5:20pm

Former Patient Returns To Celebrity Rehab With Crack, Heroin, And…

Thanks to tonight's episode of Celebrity Rehab it's easy to see why re-admitted patient Shifty named his band Crazytown. It perfectly describes his drug-addled fits. » 12/11/08 6:00pm 12/11/08 6:00pm

"If You Punch Someone Really Hard In Their Fake Boob, Will It Explode?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the Mariah to my Whitney, Rich, and put together a clips reel of outtakes with some of the dumber and more offensive questions. Got… » 7/11/08 4:20pm 7/11/08 4:20pm